Banned for using the word tr!ggered without the expressed written consent on Irritated People, Inc.
That word is c0pyright, you know.
So is the word c0pyright. C0pyright laws are getting ridiculous.
Banned because it wasn't my fault.
Double-banned for even implying such a thing.
Triple-banned for bringing back such horrible memories.
Whatever comes after triple-banned for making me ban you so many times!!!
@The_Gobo
Banned because I no longer have a cloud.
I had a cloud once... so soft, and fluffy, and beautiful. It was shaped like a marshmallow. Then one day there was a windstorm.
Now my cloud has become tinier marshmallows.
@Arid_Blitz
Banned for waiting 20 minutes just to ninja me.
Unbanned for anthros.
Rebanned for attempting to look through people. "It's what's on the inside that counts" is just an expression.
Banned for not also wanted to provide for those not fortunate enough to have an existence of their own.
You just sit up there on your real chair looking at your real internet, while they don't even get to eat real food.
They have to eat margarine... MARGARINE. It's not real butter!
Banned for delivering the sickest of burns in twenty minutes or less.
What are you trying to do, put the rest of us out of business?
I have no wife and 0 kids! How am I going to provide for them?
@Count Werdowp
You are not worshiping The Grand Kerpluffin, that is what you are doing.
Banned for not worshiping. BOW! BOW, YOU SWINE!!! BOW BEFORE HER, YOUR RULER, YOUR LEADER!!!
Banned for post e-ninja-neering.
@The_Gobo
Banned for having ideas.
Only The Grand Kerpluffin herself is allowed to have ideas. You will now be persecuted to the fullest extend of the law.
And her claws.
But... but... but paper isn't flat!!!!!!!!
There IS no 2D printing.
Banned for sending me into an existential crisis, in which I try to figure out which two dimensions are the most important.
The answer: NONE OF THEM...
Banned for banning for bickering when we are all bicker-banning on our bicker banning thread, bickering and banning those with whom we bicker.
If you banned the bicker-banners, aren't you a bicker-banner as well. Must you also be bicker-banning banned.
Hmm... except one problem. By coming back to the past, you could have changed the outcome of your future.
*Proceeds to find the you from the original time frame and padlock your hooves together*
There. Problem solved, future changed.
Banned because you don't care about other people's perspectives...
*weeps softly*
I matter too. I know I do. And if you can't accept that... if you have the disrespect, the audacity to think you can just forget about me, I will make you life a living nightmare!!!!!
Aww, is he being mean like he think's he owns this thread again?
Don't worry. *Pulls out bazooka* This thread is mine. Carry on with your life.
*Starts shooting bazooka at random objects*