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Tell her that I for one think her mane looks dazzling. Much better than my barbie-perfect interpretation. HOW UNFORTUNATE SHOULD HAVE SHORT-CIRCUITED SOME ELECTRONIC DEVICE AROUND THERE AND 'LIGHT UP THE PARTY' WITH THAT THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH TIME I WAS FORCED TO ANSWER THAT FIRST TIME IT'S RANDOM CHANCE SECOND TIME IS A COINCIDENCE WHAT IS IT THE FIFTH TIME, HUH, DUALITY? Pretty much all the ones that aren't miniature disgusting abominations. Therefore, not as many as you'd think. (I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY I DON'T KNOW ALL THE INSECTS IN THE WORLD JEEZ BUT I DOUBT I'D HATE ALL OF THEM ASIDE FROM JUST LADYBUGS) IS IT REALLY THAT BAD I know, right? I thought it was just photoshopped the first time I saw it. Looks like something Discord would have in his home A literal (semi-precious) rock just sitting on my desk. Very few. Less than twenty, I'd say. ~50, give or take a few smaller ones I NO BE TELLIN' YE SUCH THINGS, YE SCALLYWAG

WORKS FOR ME ACTUALLY DOWNLOADING AN EMULATOR AND PLAYING ON YOUR PC IS MORE 'ADVANCED' BECAUSE IT'S SLIGHTLY MORE COMPLEX (AND CONSIDERABLY LESS EXPENSIVE) THAN BUYING THE CONSOLE AND THE GAME BUT NOBODY DOES IT BECAUSE THE CONSOLES ARE GREAT AND THE GAMES EVEN BETTER IT WOULD RUIN THE EXPERIENCE ALSO I COULD USE A MAC FOR ALL YOU KNOW ALSO HOW DAER YOU CALL ME OLD MEANIE PLAY CHESS WITH YOUR BROTHER TO THE DEATH HE WINS, HE GETS TO WASTE ALL THE INTERNET ON... ON... FACEBOOK YOU WIN, YOU GET TO USE ALL THE INTERNET ON SMOLHOERS SHOW BAM PROBLEM SOLVED I DON'T OFTEN GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO JOKINGLY INTELLECTUALLY MOCK YOU I COULDN'T PASS IT UP SO OPEN UP YOUR EYES AND TRY TO SEE THE WORLD FROM WHERE I STAND YOU CAN'T EAT PAPER FOREVER YOU'RE WATER IT'LL SOAK YOU UP UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BOX-SETS FOR SEASON 5 AND 6 HAVE BEEN OUT FOR SOME TIME NOW SO I SUGGEST YOU HURRY UP AND WATCH THEM CHOP-CHOP, DUALITY HOW DAER YOU SAY THAT I'M THE SELF-DEPRECATING ONE AROUND THESE 'ERE PARTS Ah, well, it's like I always say "Drink the Delamain to forget about the pain" THAT IS ODDLY SPECIFIC AND UNUSUAL MUCH LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT YOU Although I suppose I can understand how one might be unsettled by splotches of wet hair. It isn't particularly pleasant. -What are your opinions on Stephen Hawking? -What was your favorite game to play with your friends as a child? -Is Celestia best princess (aside from Discord)? -Tempest or Discord? (THIS IS THE MOST DIFFICULT QUESTION I'VE EVER ASKED)

Ah, but I am merely stating the truth. Quite the Toy-Story-esque setup you got there, huh? Well, I'm just glad she has someone to chat to when you're away. Say... What... What does she think about the Twilight portrait I did for you? Well, constantly acting super-competitive when it comes to our little debates and taunting me whenever you win isn't the most promising start, is it? Very well then, Ms. Sparkle it is. THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEM HERE EITHER, AND THEY USUALLY DO Well I mean we didn't buy anything anyway but still DID YOU FORGET THE GASOLINE CANISTER AT HOME OR SOMETHING Alright, here's a picture of all my pone-related merch at the moment: I got lucky with the kinder eggs and got a cute lil' Twily a while ago The rest I bought The Pinkie plush is pretty soft and fairly well made, if you overlook the weird stripes of fabric that represent the mane (seriously why did they do that) BUT THE LUNA PLUSHIE IT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST OFFICIAL PLUSHIES I'VE SEEN (which is probably why I wasn't able to find it at local stores and had to order her from freakin' China) SHE FEELS LIKE VELVET AND THE SEWED-ON EYES AND POSABLE WINGS SUCH QUALITY Why must you keep reminding me of this horrific incident, Duality Well, I said 'pretty much', obviously there are other fairly-cute-not-miniature-horror-monster ones OH NO, NOT YOU TOO HOW CAN YOU ENJOY IT IT TASTES LIKE BURNT SILICON HAVE YOU NO FUNCTIONAL GAGGING REFLEXES This one: No, it is not a distorted image of a regular office clock. The (sorta?) husband of my grand-aunt (the sister of my father's mother). He is the definition of shady and is very rarely sober. He also tends to get very violent whenever he's upset (which is quite often due to his lack of sober-ness). Suffice to say, we all try to avoid them. Or tried, seeing as I won't have to directly deal with that side of the family too often thanks to the... arrangement.

SEE I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT AHH THIS IS SO FUNNY I was in fact referring to a mechanic inside of the game, where if your team (6 slots) is full and you capture a new pokemon, it's sent to 'your pc', which you can access from every pokecenter ("The pokemon has been sent to your PC."). The 'pc' can only be used to manage your pokemon. It's no Windows, that's for sure. ONLY THREE OF THEM LEFT!? THAT'S AN HOUR YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE WHAT IS THIS 'INTERNET GETS SLOWER IF I DOWNLOAD DATA' GIG IT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER YOUR INTERNET COMPANY IS SCAMMING YOU YOU HAVE THE MOST CONVOLUTED INTERNET SYSTEM I'VE EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY "Metallic Hydrogen", NOW, DID YOU? I WAS JUST KIDDING ANYWAY SUCH A MEAN HYDROXIDE Aah, I get it, so you want to eat the pages of menus where the "Special of the Day" option is written for the rest of your life. Unless that's the case, what you said is incorrect and YOU'RE TWISTING MY WORDS AGAIN HOW DAER YOU IT'S NOT A THING IT CONSTANTLY CHANGES EVEN IF YOU CHOSE THIS IT WOULD ONLY BE THE MEAL THAT WAS AVAILABLE THE DAY YOU CHOSE IT CAUSE THAT'S THE ONE 'THING' THAT YOU CHOSE WHAT THE OPTION YOU PICKED FROM THE MENU THAT DAY REPRESENTS ON THE DAY YOU CHOSE IT IT WOULDN'T MATTER THAT IT CHANGES THE NEXT DAY IT'S ONE THING BUT COLORATURA APPEARS IN SEASON FIVE JEEZ DUALITY HOW FAR BEHIND ARE YOU? Really? Was it bad? How did it happen? DUALITY I GUARANTEE YOU COULD EASILY AFFORD OUR 'FIRST-WORLD-LEVEL DATA' YOUR INTERNET WORKS IN THE ODDEST WAYS, IT MAKES NO SENSE AND EVEN IF IT DOES IT'S NOT WORTH IT (UNLESS YOU PAY A PENNY PER MONTH OR SOMETHING, IN WHICH CASE JUST DON'T GO TO THE MLP MOVIE TWICE) I NEED TO KNOW WHAT COMPANY YOU GET YOURS FROM SO I CAN START AN INVESTIGATION THIS IS COMPLETELY INSANE -What is, in your opinion, your greatest accomplishment? -How would you describe Maud to someone who doesn't know anything about the show? -What did you do for your last birthday? -Do you have any phobias?

That is a very wise response to the situation. Tell her that I am genuinely impressed. Does she have any hobbies? Well, Miss Sparkles (Uh, can I call you Twi?), if you wish for me to be more self confident I suggest talking to Duality. He keeps messing with my self-esteem. HA HA HA DUALITY THAT'S FUNNY REALLY GREAT COMIC IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH THE TIME YOU SPENT DREDGING THIS UP FROM THE DEPTHS OF YOUR BROWSER HISTORY SOLELY FOR MY SAKE HEY LET'S TALK ABOUT THE TERRIBLE LACK OF EMBER FIGURES I NEED MY EMBER FUNKO, HASBRO WHERE'S MY EMBER FUNKO I DON'T HAVE THE TIME NOR FOCUS NECESSARY TO SOLVE YOUR EXQUISITE RIDDLES, DUALITY WE TALK ABOUT DOZENS OF TOPICS PRETTY MUCH AT THE SAME TIME, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK 'N CHOOSE OK FINE, DECENT ENOUGH EXCUSE . . . Do you wanna see them? A pile of scorching-hot ash. Probably a ladybug. Pretty much the only insect that I'm not completely terrified of. I LOVE ALL MEAT HOW CAN I DECIIIIIIIIIDE BESIDES, YOU DON'T KNOW OUR MEAT BRANDS I LIKE BEEF IN PARTICULAR Whatever you call the burnt skin of a pig. Some folks around here consider it a delicacy, my dearest father being one of those people. I've tried it once. It's utterly disgusting.