Never Returning

I don't believe in analyzing text. If I'm reading a good book, I take it at face value and enjoy it for what it is. The more you try to extract a meaning from it, the less enjoyable it becomes.

Night

Well I'm sat here with one finger in bandages ( I got it caught in a fan belt today, lucky I've still got the finger!) whilst on the other hand, I've broken my thumb, making it very hard to type. 

Needless to say I'm feeling very sorry for myself. But! It's friday soon and I have a nice evening of ponies ahead of me to keep my mind from the pain! 

How are we all doing?

Good morning all.

Wow, I’ve reached over 10000 brohoofs, never thought I would get there.

Thank you all.

Have you ever stopped to think about the fact that a thousand pennies is still only $10?

Have you ever stopped to think about the fact that a thousand pennies is still only $10?

Sic semper tyrannis! 

Sic semper tyrannis! 

Well, the rooster has to leave you all for the day.

Take care all and see you in the future. <3

*boops*

*boops*

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What's the deal with Derpy and muffins? Why is that a thing? 

Goodnight everypony! Anypony care to give me some muffins before I hit the hay? 

Oh my Celestia, 3333 brohoofs! 

Happy Threes-versary to me then! 

Oh my Celestia, 3333 brohoofs! 

Happy Threes-versary to me then! 

Oh my Celestia, 3333 brohoofs! 

Happy Threes-versary to me then! 

A special delivery for you, my friend!

Do you know the Muffin Mare?

The Muffin Mare

The Muffin Mare

Do you know the Muffin Mare, who lives on Derpy Lane? 

Is it weird that I feel like even years have been better for me than odd years?

I need muffins! Everypony let's give each other muffins!

I need muffins! Everypony let's give each other muffins!

It's literally 5°F outside right now.