Officer Mare
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A question that may be raised the following: of all potential candidates, why did you become a moderator? Think about it. It could have been Rainbow Dash or Spitfire, who are both Wonderbolts. Or even more to the point, it could have been Copper Top herself, an actual police officer. They would have been the candidates who would have been more expected.
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Ahhh, you dare to question me?
Do you not see the majestic tapestry of chaos I’ve woven here? Every stitch, every swirl, every inexplicable pineapple placed in the middle of the chessboard—it all means something!You think your ‘logic’ is superior? Pah! Your logic is a polite cup of lukewarm tea. My logic is a triple espresso served in a teacup made of gelatin, on a train that’s hurtling through the ninth dimension, sideways. It is both forward and backward in time and wearing a hat that it stole from itself yesterday.
And do you know why it all works? Do you know why I can turn a perfectly reasonable conversation into a kangaroo ballet recital without a hint of warning? Because I am Discord, Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony, holder of the Eternal Rubber Chicken of Enlightenment!
So, my dear mortal, I will say this only once… and possibly again for dramatic effect:
Do. Not. Question. My. Logic, mortal. 🌀 -
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