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Poll especially for the gentlemen in the internet viewing audience: (for a story.) Say there was an event going on, something super amazing that fits your interests like a glove that's ground breaking and everyone is talking about it that you would mortgage your house if you could to get to. The sort of event that happens once a century maybe. You don't think you'll ever make it to said event because time, cost, distance, whatever. Then your favorite person in the world says "...