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  1. Nah
    Because Rarity is a vampire, and she bit his neck to see if he truly had blue blood, unfortunately, she was disappointed to learn his blood was red, and the transformation into a vampire failed miserably, so he bled to death and Rarity burnt the body.
     
    That's why.
  2. Nah
    Well I recently read a blog here about a user that wanted to get things through with why he/she liked Fluttershy the most, and we had a small discussion about it.
     
    You see, Fluttershy is my least favorite character from the mane 6, I have gotten on the wrong end of things with other Bronies about this, and sadly, many will not listen to my reasons why, however, don't get me wrong.
     
    I love Rainbow Dash, as do a lot of other Bronies, and there is an equal amount that hate her the most. I never get upset if you insult Dashie, yet if you do that to Fluttershy, boom! It's the equivalent of committing blasphemy. Well then, shall we?
     
    1. Her character. Her most defining trait, she is shy and quiet. Well why would you hate her? Well she is a bit too shy and quiet. This is basically borderline Mary Sue, and in certain episodes (ex. Putting your Hoof Down) it seems that all of a sudden, these traits are oblivious and never existed. She is always pushed to be assertive, yet she barely acts assertive, and to top it all off, the stare, seriously? I can't stand that.
     
    2. Gilda. Honestly, I see no need to hate Gilda because she screamed at Fluttershy. I scream at my younger brother everyday and my parents don't hate me. I scream at my friends when I'm upset and they don't hate me. Honestly, I thought Gilda had a great and mysterious character, and her attitude towards Fluttershy didn't change my view or perspective on her whatsoever. Yet many Bronies piss their pants in anger if somebody likes Gilda. "OMG! U LIEK GILDA? WTF IS WRONG WIT U? SHE YELLED AT FLUTTERSHY!!! U MONSTER!!!"
     
    3. traits we share. I am nothing like Fluttershy. One bit whatsoever. Other than the introverted, antisocial, and shy part, I am not like her whatsoever. Taking the personality test on Bronyland.com, I scored to be most like Rainbow Dash. While I may not be like Dashie 100%, I'm not athletic, physically fit or active, or a bit of a wild thing. Yet me and Dash are both loyal to friends, have a sense of adventure, love to have a laugh, and above all, are a bit self-centered. Yes I admit that. This is probably the main reason for me choosing favorites due to traits we share.
     
    4. Appeal. This is another reason she never really appealed to me. While many Bronies just loved her the moment they saw her, I was just like, "oh for the love of God? Really? Really?" I thought it was a little cute, however not cute to an extent where it was "Kawaii Kawaii Desu!! <3", I never really thought of that with any of the cast, they can be cute at times, but Fluttershy gets too much of the treatment. Honestly, there are other good ponies to choose.
     
    5. Character standing. We've all seen it before, OMG, Applejack doesn't get enough love, she is just as popular, same with the rest of the cast, although Rarity can use a bit more love. Back to the point, when it comes Fluttershy, many Bronies will drop everything and basically persecute you if you don't like Fluttershy. Honestly, I don't do that to people who hate Dashie,or other characters, but it's just so mind numbing that thinking somebody has no heart or soul not liking a particular character. "BUT SHE IS SWEET AND INNOCENT! SHE IS ADORABLE!" Think of a better excuse to hate me, those are used so many times that it lost it's meaning, reminds me of countless haters calling me a faggot or gay or retarded that I just get used to it.
     
    The final point (AKA, TL;DR), I don't like Fluttershy for her character, her traits she has, I cannot relate to her whatsoever, she isn't that cute to me, and finally, it's just my choice.
  10. Nah

    Is it true?

    By Nah,

    So a bunch of friends of mine IRL have been talking about this new show called "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", and they're saying it's pretty good, but I don't believe what I see until I have proof, is it true that there is a show called "My Little Pony" that's any good? Because I need to watch it if it is.
  11. Nah

    Logic much?

    By Nah,

    >Has rainbows and unicorns in it
     
    >Has magic in it
     
    >Must do with MLP
     
    >WTF logic
     
    Yeah if you didn't hear, in Hat Simulator 2007, they made some hats that look like unicorn heads with the mane and horn on it and a shitstorm is a brewin' because:
     
    1. Rabid Bronies can't shut up
     
    2. Rabid Anti-Bronies can't shut up
     
    Seriously, and the people who created these hats don't even have anything to do with the fandom and one of them, they're steam profile is loaded to the brim with comments from incredibly stupid anti-bronies, one went as far as giving out a death threat to one of them (which was deleted just now).
     
    Seriously, what kind of logic is this? This is Meet the pyro all over again. Has rainbows and unicorns in it, now it automatically means it does something with Bronies and MLP.
     
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  15. Nah
    *Incoming rant, note this is rabid bronies I am talking about, not you guys, you're all awesome *
     
     
     
    The large amount of people in the fandom that have the diaper fetish, or the scat fetish, or the vore fetish, seriously, wtf? by diaper, I mean drawing Rainbow Dash or Rarity in a diaper, fuck no.
    The large amount of misogynist Bronies. It's so bad, it's quite funny, considering the fact that some of them treat women absolutely horribly, yet they're watching a TV show for little girls. Yes, I know it's made for little girls, but it's also funny, considering their goddesses, Lauren Faust and Tara Strong are both strong feminists and registered members of the Democratic party.
    The Political Bronies that think mixing Politics and Ponies is fun, along with the uber-religious ones that think mixing religion and ponies is a great idea. Do me a favor if you want to see this kind of behavior, google "patriotpony1986", guaranteed forever alone fedora worshipping neckbeard who will never find love.
    The fact that if you say one negative thing about Fluttershy, you're basically treated like the worst person to ever walk the face of this earth, I can name flaws in the characters, yes, and Fluttershy has them, but yet people wanna keep saying "OMG! She perfect! Don't talk shit about her!!!!" In fact, if I made her cry this would be my reaction:
    The crossovers, now don't get me wrong, some of the crossovers are okay, but the ones of "OMG! Destined to be together forever!!!!" bullshit is getting kinda old, I love TF2 and MLP, but hate the fucking crossover, why? Because way too many people do it.
    Oh, did I forget to mention, Sonic x Rainbow Dash? First and foremost, if you're a Sonic fan, I'm sorry to say this, but I hate the Sonic fandom with a burning passion, and I honestly don't like this whole shipping idea. Okay Sonic is fast, so is Rainbow Dash? No, that's like taking a NASCAR or a Formula 1 car and shipping it with her for fuck's sake.
    The fact that many people in this fandom cannot draw, and resort to Pony Generator, Recoloring, bases, and tracing. We've got some great artists in the fandom, yes, but at the same time, if you want to draw so badly, fucking practice!
    The fact that when a Brony is "misreported", they get all huffy about it and petition the news organization that reported it to do it again. Remember teens react to My Little Pony? Well there was a petition to The Fine Bros to redo it, because the Bronies got upset about it.
    The Save Derpy campaign, that shit should've ended when it started, shame people are still pulling this bullshit, and that's why Vinyl and Octavia are my favorite background characters now, not Derpy.
    Flame wars that start on YT videos that don't even do with ponies. Such as this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSfBkd…
    The amount of Bronies that whine and complain about Equestria Girls and Twilicorn ruining the fandom.
  16. Nah
    Once the tyrannical and oppressive war machine of a government is overthrown, the Chickenist plan shall prevail as:
     
    Chancellor and Supreme Leader: Chicken-Kim-Jong-IL-Joesph-Stalin-Adolf-Hitler-Pancakes.
     
    Prime Minister: Discord
     
    Order of the Feather (Secret Police) Director: Chrysalis
     
    The country of Equestria shall burn and a new country, free of oppression comes in as A corrupt police state that sends anybody against the interests of the majority to work camps and violates basically every right for everybody except Chickens and sympathizers. A free country that will guarantee rights for every citizen in the country!
  18. Nah
    Tumblr: Good and witty meme guaranteed to be funny long after the fad dies.
     
     
    Facebook: Omg?!?!?!?!?! Tumblr made a new meme? Its not funny!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!1
     
    *2 hours later* OMG guise, chek out my rage comic I submitted to 9gag!!!!!111111*
  19. Nah
    Well, I hate to break it to you, but a well known artist on Tumblr, under the name of Homurrako, who worked on 2 blogs, "Art of the Pony" and "Ask Stoner Trixie", had died on Saturday of a sudden heart failure at the age of 15 years old.
     
    Read more here: http://www.illinoishomepage.net/story/candlelight-vigil-for-deceased-teen/d/story/u5iuDka1hEKmg5vpl9X1hg
     
    and here: http://fuzz3sam.tumblr.com/post/62753289296/askpiratedash-toonboy92484-here-is-my
     
    RIP and godspeed to you:
     

  20. Nah

    Life under Chickenist rule!

    By Nah,

    This is how life for us chickens will be like if we ruled, while ponies are out in the fields planting for us
     
    Enjoy this Piece of obvious propaganda wonderful film showing the great life under the Chickenist Party of Equestria.
     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXx3mb8XQs
  21. Nah
    So I'm at college today, screwing off in my free time, so I decided to check my tumblr and one of the blogs I followed posted this:
     

     
    Apparently, there was a girl on that uber shitty and obviously fake "reality" TV show "Toddlers and Tiaras" and her name was Rainbow Dash. Yes, you heard me, Rainbow Dash. She's 4 years old, born in 2009, so that was long before the Brony fandom came about to be, however I find it wrong to name your child after a character, if I had kids, I'm not going to go name them after characters, even if I love MLP, I'm not naming my kids, if they where girls, after any of the Mane 6, or any other fictional character.
     
    That's sad her parents couldn't even figure out a good name for her.
  22. Nah
    It's just a simple question, because I never played it, or got interested in it, plus, even if I did get into it, my parents would've gotten upset, because I have the typical "I heard somebody say that was satanic so don't get into it, read a Bible instead" parents.
     
    I just am wondering if there are any other people who never played Pokemon. :/
     
    In b4 lol u have no childhood comments.
  24. Nah
    It seems valve has jumped onto the bigoted Chicken hate train and now have taken chickens and done horrible things to them! Watch this video from an anonymous source to learn more about it!!!!!!!!!
     
    #ECSCOCCUPYVALVE
  25. Nah
    chickens can fly, ponies can't
     
    chickens prefer blackberries, world's greatest smartphone
     
    chickens work hard, ponies don't
     
    chickens can hold things properly, ponies can't
     
    chickens are the majority, ponies aren't
     
    chickens are immune to magical spells
     
    chickens are lovable and have a large fanbase, ponies don't
     
    chickens will rule the world one day, ponies can't
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