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  1. Nah

    Support the chickens!

    By Nah,

    Support the chickens! Not the lies of the liberal agenda of the ponies! Support freedom for the majority! Not oppression! Support rights in government for chickens! We outnumber ponies 10 to 1!!!!!!!!!
     
    If you support the cause, put (ESCS) in your username!!!!
     
    Also copy and paste this link on to your page to display the flag of our cause! http://i.imgur.com/tnQ9PFl.png
     

  3. Nah

    WE'RE NOT DEAD!

    By Nah,

    Did you really think we would give up after that?
     
    The Glorious Chicken Revolution is reorganizing!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

     
     
    We'll come back and prove ourselves, we are not accepting any peace shit, because the ponies are trying to oppress us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
     

     
    Signed: Chicken Pancakes, leader of the Chicken Revolution
     
    And author of the Chickenist Manifesto.
  4. Nah

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    By Nah,

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  6. Nah

    How to draw a pony!

    By Nah,

    Hello forumites! Do you suck at drawing ponies? Well I have a solution that I perfected over years, just simply reading this, you will be an expert at drawing these adorable Equines in no time!
     
    I have put them in spoilers because of art thieves!!!!!!!!!
     
     
     
  7. Nah
    Step 1: Play as sniper, replace default sniper rifle with Sydney Sleeper
     
    Step 2: Get a buddy to play as a medic with a Kritzkrieg
     
    Step 3: Have him Heal you while you snipe
     
    Step 4: Watch everybody on the server ragequit
     
    Step 5: ????
     
    Step 6: Profit
  8. Nah

    OMG I DREW A PONE

    By Nah,

    OMG GUISE I DREW A PONE, I WURKED RLY HURD 2 DRAW DIS PONE, IT 2OOK ME 5 HOURS 2 DRAW DIS TING, BECAUSE MY GRANDPA HAD A SUDDEN HART ATACK AND I HAD 2 HELP REVIVE HIM!!!!!!!!!11
     

    HIZ NAME IS BOB DA UNIKORN, HE IS A UNIKORN!!!!!!111111111
     
     
     
    IF U GIVE ME 1 NEGATIVE COMMENT, IM GUNNA DELETE UR COMMENT AND BLOCK U, DEN CRY ABOUT HOW I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL!!!!1!1111!!!!!
     
    NEXT UP, IM GUNNA POST AL MAI HALO DRAWINGZ!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Nah
    Please note that this is my opinion and may not apply to everybody.
     
     
    1. The term has been overused and abused
     
    2. It is becoming more of a term to determine how rabid you are
    3. It's getting boring and old to call yourself that
     
    4. It's easier to hate against a Brony, not an MLP fan
     
    5. I don't like using it nowadays
     
    6. The fanbase is messed up
     
    7. People assume negative things about you.
     
    8. It's easier to say I'm a fan of MLP, not a rabid idiot that woships it as the greatest thing ever made.
     
    9. People seem to respect you a bit more if you say MLP fan, not Brony.
     
    10. You feel a bit better about yourself
  10. Nah
    Incoming rant, put your helmet on.
     
    So back before graduation, I had lunch with my friends, minding my own business, and there was this one table where this pathetic weeaboo and her followers sat and ate lunch, for a while, we all got along, nothing bad happening, she occasionally comes and talks to us about school in general and sometimes, would ask me to help her with her homework (which funny thing was, she had a class next period with me). She was your typical Weeaboo, Thought everything from Japan was the greatest thing ever, hates all western media except for Twilight, Thinks Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, and Hetalia are the greatest animes ever made while remaining oblivious to all other animes, tried to get people to read her stupid Yaoi fanfics, and wore cat ears to school every single day.
     
    Well one day, we're eating lunch, like usual, and I pull my sketchbook out and start drawing, well the weeaboo comes back to our table, with her tablet, trying to show everybody her fucking Hetalia Rule 34 art work she kept on there. She tried to show to me, when I saw, I was eating while I was drawing, I nearly puked in my mouth, it was incredibly erotic (well duh, R34 is erotic), well she sees my drawing, and then says "Oh my god, you're a fucking Brony?" I look at her and say, "Uh yeah, why you asking?"
     
    She flipped her shit after that and went on a rant about why she wants her boyfriend to watch all the anime she loves with her, do all the things she does, and politely, as she left, told me to kill myself, because I am a "menace" to society and will rape little boys in the future, I decided to ignore that statement, figuring, can't take her seriously.
     
    About a week later, she comes back, again, this time I was in a great conversation with another friend of mine about video games, we where both in a discussion about which is better, Call of Duty or Battlefield, she pops in and says "fuck both your games, Pokemon is where it is at." My friend hated Pokemon and I never played it, I said, "meh, Pokemon, never got into it", well, I think I must've offended her, because she went on another rant about how I had no childhood, I said to her "Hey guess what, I grew up, I could give less of a fuck if I played it or not, people have different video game tastes", well she flipped again, this time calling me a lifeless, gay, misogynistic, basement dweller with no life at all. After that I said to her, "You wanna know something, I don't care".
     
    I also just noticed something, at graduation, she wasn't there and I heard rumors that she either is repeating High School (Her grades where Piss poor, no wonder she was coming to me for help, plus the teacher was getting on her case about getting Homework finished), or she dropped out, and I don't have a life, eh?
  14. Nah
    Log on to MLPforums
     
    Go to Feld0 or any admin's profile
     
    Throw eggs at their profile
     
    They will notice that you threw eggs at their profile
     
    Now smash your computer monitor multiple times with a hammer
     
    Throw more eggs at it
     
    Fly to their house
     
    Throw eggs at their house
     
    Get on your knees and beg
     
    You're now a mod.
  16. Nah

    I'm a ghetto monkey

    By Nah,

    Yo, I'ma monkey from da hood, smokin weed everyday, poppin some rounds in dem peeps comin thru our territory, wearing ma swagga shirts everyday, I live da thug life, and I'ma monkey.
     

  18. Nah
    Well I made a recommendation on TF2 on steam and here are my thoughts on it:
     
    Well after 2 months of playing it, I got a bit bored with it, sure the game visually looks excellent, but there are many problems beyond that.
     
    My first of many gripes about this game is the community, I am an F2P, however, I tend to learn from the P2P veterans of the game, because I despise the F2P stereotype. I despise the F2Ps for one reason, incredibly large amounts of immaturity, many are among the most immature I have ever met, I swear most have come from CoD or other FPS games that attract swarms of little kids like insects swarming around a honey pool. I also despise the people from fandoms acting like religious missionaries, preaching their gospel about why their fandom is awesome, as an active member of the MLP fandom, I despise the Bronies that have to preach that they're awesome for liking a cartoon. It doesn't matter the fandom, I despise it when fandoms try to get you in a game. My next biggest facepalm moment is when that idiotic dumbfuck who has been playing the game for 5 years (or so he claims), tells you to quit using a certain weapon because HE DOESN'T FUCKING LIKE IT! It doesn't matter what it is, even stock weapons piss some people off!
     
    My next gripe is the gameplay at times is incredibly unbalanced. I give a bravo for Valve with the classes, keeping it fair and balanced at times. Then why am I complaining about unbalanced gameplay? Because many servers have way too many of one class, be it a scout or spy, it seems those are the only desirable classes on servers. It gets boring when you're a demoman on a team with 5 scouts, 4 spies, and 2 snipers. Plus even if your team is doing great and you're about ready to win, the autobalance system kicks in. Plus many server admins and mods are among the most immature, rude, and obnoxious I have ever come across.
     
    My 3rd gripe is servers and maps. My favorite gamemode is CTF, and honestly, all the CTF servers it seems nowadays are just 24/7 2fort or 24/7 turbine servers, I have not come across a decent CTF server that actually has a rotation. To top it all off none of the players actually have an interest in playing the game, instead they treat it more like team deathmatch, it gets boring, and then when people play the game the way it should, they go engineer and plant sentries in YOUR base in order to win because their team is full of dumbfuck noobs who only care about getting those incredibly retarded as fuck hats.
     
    Oh that's my next gripe is the hats, sure some of them are awesome, however I see no fucking point in wasting large amounts of time just to get one thing to decorate you player with. Or spend thousands of dollars to get an unusual, I see no point in it, as for weapons, some are nice, some are awful, some aren't worth all the piss in the world.
     
    My final, my absolutely final gripe about TF2 is the trading system, sure I want to clear stuff out of my inventory, however when one person trades with you, they either rip you off, or pussy out at the last second because they don't want to give their pwecious items up for twade. And when they rip you off, such as giving you copies of ARMA 3 alpha lite and saying that it works fine when the game just got into beta and the alpha is expired is asinine.
     
    Other than that, my final verdict, while TF2 looks great, plays great at times, and can be a big load of fun, it really isn't worth the download if you're ready to be bullied by dumbass elitists, be pestered by little F2P 10 year olds, have some of the biggest assholes in the world tell you you're useless for not being in their fandom, have douchebags tell you to kill yourself for using their least favorite weapon, or deal with the worst admins in gaming, then don't download this game, I repeat don't download this game! If you do by chance decide to download it, almost immediately, mute everybody on the server, ignore the chat, and enjoy playing the game, and play it right, don't try to treat it like CoD, and also if you do want to trade with people, you still have to buy something from the stupid Mann Co. store.
  19. Nah

    The war has begun

    By Nah,

    Tonight, at approximately, 8:35 P.M CST, the peaceful protesters of the Chicken Revolution where attacked by Government Police, the protesters retaliated back.
     
    I, the leader of the Chicken revolution, declare war on Equestria, along with North Korea, we have given them the go ahead to attack and engage in the Pacific fleet of the Royal Equestrian Navy, meanwhile we are preparing our bombers to bombard Ponyville and Canterlot with not just bombs, but napalm also, you have been warned, you attack peaceful protesters, congratulations Equestria, you now are in a war on YOUR SOIL.
  21. Nah

    24 hours remain

    By Nah,

    24 hours remain until we decide to attack Equestria, they have remained silent towards this issue, it seems war is inevitable, North Korea is also now off the coast, as we prepare for this war.
     
    You have been warned and ignored us, if you continue to act this way, then the war will begin.
     
    It also seems that the US government has noticed North Korea off the coast, since apparently, Equestria is in the Southwestern part of a country called Canada, and their government has noticed too, and are pleading them to leave in 24 hours, which they aren't, war is inevitable my chicken comrades and pony enemies.
     
    Prepare for war.
     

  22. Nah

    Choose your side

    By Nah,

    Which side are you going to be on, the Equestrian Chicken Separatist Coalition (ESCS) with the Corgi Militia and North Korean military backing us up, or the oppressive government of Equestria?
     
    Choose your side, freedom or oppression to more chickens everyday?
     
    If you support the chicken's revolutionary cause, put the flag on your profile:
     
    http://i.imgur.com/tnQ9PFl.png
     
    If you don't then don't do it. You are an oppressive one to us chickens, we will fight for our rights, even if it means a war.
     
    If demands for freedom and protection of chickens does not come by July 30th, we will declare war.
     
    Members of the Glorious Chicken revolution:
    Dismajo
     
    Smittywebernjagermanjensen
     
    Chicken Pancakes
     
    Eureka
    ÷Zero
    Members of the Equestrian Government:
     
    Sir Flutter Hooves
     
    Wingnut
     
    Jadesofblades
     
    Skullbuster
     
    Ashley
     
    Sir Luna Shy
  23. Nah
    The Equestrian Chicken Separatist Coalition (ESCS) has mobilized and is preparing for war, Kim Jong-Un and the North Korean government is also mobilizing towards Equestria, as we prepare for war, as said before the government of Equestria has until July 30th to meet our demands for Equal Rights for chickens, if it is not met by 2 PM Central Time, we will attack Equestria.
     
    Equal rights for chickens! After the war for rights is won, we will march to Howtobasic's Abortion clinic and BURN IT TO THE GROUND!
     
    After that, We will SET FIRE TO KFC, CHICK-FIL-A, CHURCH'S, AND POPEYE'S HEADQUARTERS FOR ENCOURAGING EVERYBODY TO EAT US!!!!!!!
     
    THEN EVERY KFC, CHICK-FIL-A, CHURCH'S, AND POPEYE'S RESTAURANT WILL ALSO BE BURNT TO THE GROUND AS CHICKENS ENTER A NEW AGE OF EQUAL RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!
     
    Also SCOOTALOO IS NOT A CHICKEN!!!!!!!!! SHE IS A WANNABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

  24. Nah
    1. Ponies, for restricting our rights to 2nd class citizens, we want equal rights for chickens in Equestria!
     
    2. Howtobasic, a murderous abortion doctor who has murdered way too many of our young.
     
    3. Any Restaurant that serves chicken (KFC, Chick-fil-a, Church's chicken, popeye's, etc)
     
    4. The United States for listing us as a "terrorist" organization.
     
    5. The Royal Equestrian Ground Army, Equestrian Royal Air Force, and the Royal Equestrian Navy (AKA, the whole military of Equestria)
     
    6. All of the princesses
     
    7. The bearholders of the elements of harmony, they must be destroyed!
     
    8. Feld0
     
    9. Scootaloo for being an impostor and spy
     
    10. All of NATO and the UN
     
    Our Allies:
     
    1. North Korea and my BFF Kim Jong Un
     
    2. The United Bird Rebellion Against Equestria
     
    3. All of the angry birds
     
    4. The creator of comic sans
     
    5. Discord, Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, and King Sombra
     
    6. Iran
     
    7. MS Paint and the Xbox One
     
    8. The Corgi Milita
     
    If you do not heed to our demands for rights by July 30th, then we will declare war against Equestria, and start the Chicken-Pony War.
     

  25. Nah
    You think this is a joke? To think your country will not fall to a bunch of tiny chickens?
     
    Well strength in numbers, we're trained and deadly, we've modified our eggs to blow up on impact or spread napalm, we will bombard your cities with eggs, if you think this is a joke, just wait. Just wait, The Chicken-Pony War will commence soon. We want you to join the chickens, so we can gain the rights that ponies have!
     
    Chickens shall be victorious!
     

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