Ganaram Inukshuk

Wanna know what it's like... - Being sick for 5ive consecutive days? - Having to miss 2wo days worth of classes? - Having to write 5ive different manuals? - Listening to Etho blab on incessantly? - Not being able to taste anything? - Coughing your lungs out? Yeah, not pleasant. Except the third and fourth part; That part I like.

I live in a desert and I don't have a humidifier...?

I got it under control now.

Insane nosebleed. Now my bathroom and bedroom look like a crime scene. The capillaries keep on re-rupturing for some reason...

Me losing a bajillion tons of blood through my nose...?

Question: How much blood do you have to lose from a nosebleed for it to become critical?

Was talking about one thing, then I switched to a differently different thing.

Hint: "Walk into the club, like what up, I gotta sh!t" Let's see: I haven't eaten all that much since Wednesday. All I had mostly was cough medication, Motrin, water, coffee, orange juice, and milk. I can't taste a thing, so I have to resort to hot sauce. Putting hot sauce on mac and cheese sound suicidal, but I can totally taste it.

Oftentimes when I post stuff like that, I'll talk about one thing, then talk about another. Don't ask.

Something I saw the other day: Now I know how Viscra feels.

What the hell is a smartphone?

OK, I wanna stop being sick now. How do I make it happen? (In case you were wondering about me...) I stopped watching anime a long time ago...

Where have you been for the past several days?

If I may drop in... http://derpibooru.org/289446 Two words: Jenga pistol. I might need better medication... Last time I was sick, I was diagnosed with bronchitis, but I've no way of determining if it's the same thing. It could be a very terrible cough and nothing more.

Nope, still too sick to participate...

http://derpibooru.org/288004 Seriously, guys...

A pattern? What is this blasphemy? #include <iostream> #include <iomanip> #include <string> using namespace std; int main() { // Declaration of Variables signed int day, month, arrayNumber1, arrayNumber2; string YourPonyName; string ponyname[42] = {"Twilight Sparkle", "Rainbow Dash", "Fluttershy", "Rarity", "Applejack", "Pinkie Pie", "Apple Bloom", "Scootaloo", "Sweetie Belle", "Babs Seed", "Diamond Tiara", "Silver Spoon", "Carrot Top", "Bonbon", "Lyra", "Derpy Hooves", "Berry Punch", "Cheerilee", "Nurse Redheart", "Mayor Mare", "Cloudchaser", "Flitter", "Thunderlane", "Caramel", "Snips", "Snails", "The Great and Powerful Trixie", "Featherweight", "Octavia", "Vinyl Scratch" "Princess Luna", "Princess Celestia", "Princess Cadance", "Shining Armor", "a Royal Guard Pony", "Pony Joe"}; // Need 6 more pony names string ponyactivity[30] = {"discover an ancient evil with", "bake a cake with", "sail across the world with", "go fishing with", "travel to Appaloosa with", "go stargazing with", "pick apples for", "get punched through the fourth wall by", "will have to use the bathroom of", "hug", "surprise hug", "get tickled by", "write a book with", "perform a show with", "give flowers to", "ride a train with", "ride a balloon with", "return a letter to", "play video games with"}; // Main stuff begins here cout << "Enter your pony name.\n"; cin >> YourPonyName; cout << "Input the day and month (the number) of your birthday.\n"; cin >> day >> month; arrayNumber1 = day + month - 2; if (month < day) arrayNumber2 = day - month - 1; else if (day < month) arrayNumber2 = month - day - 1; else if (day == month) arrayNumber2 = (day * month) % (day + month); cout << "You, " << YourPonyName << ", will " << ponyactivity[arrayNumber2] << " " << ponyname[arrayNumber1] << ".\n"; return 0; }

Me coding stuff...?

Ehh, I've seen worse... http://derpibooru.org/1621

What...?

I take a fever-induced nap, and what did you guys do to the place? Oh, and: #include <iostream> #include <iomanip> #include <string> using namespace std; int main() { // Declaration of Variables signed int day, month, arrayNumber1, arrayNumber2; string YourPonyName; string ponyname[42] = {"Twilight Sparkle", "Rainbow Dash", "Fluttershy", "Rarity", "Applejack", "Pinkie Pie", "Apple Bloom", "Scootaloo", "Sweetie Belle", "Babs Seed", "Diamond Tiara", "Silver Spoon", "Carrot Top", "Bonbon", "Lyra", "Derpy Hooves", "Berry Punch", "Cheerilee", "Nurse Redheart", "Mayor Mare", "Cloudchaser", "Flitter", "Thunderlane", "Caramel", "Snips", "Snails", "The Great and Powerful Trixie", "Featherweight", "Octavia", "Vinyl Scratch" "Princess Luna", "Princess Celestia", "Princess Cadance", "Shining Armor", "a Royal Guard Pony", "Pony Joe"}; // Need 6 more pony names string ponyactivity[30] = {"discover an ancient evil with", "bake a cake with", "sail across the world with", "go fishing with", "travel to Appaloosa with", "go stargazing with", "pick apples for", "get punched through the fourth wall by", "will have to use the bathroom of", "hug", "surprise hug", "get tickled by", "write a book with", "perform a show with", "give flowers to", "ride a train with", "ride a balloon with", "return a letter to", "play video games with"}; // Main stuff begins here cout << "Enter your pony name. "; cin >> YourPonyName; cout << "Input the day and month (the number) of your birthday. "; cin >> day >> month; arrayNumber1 = day + month - 2; if (month < day) arrayNumber2 = day - month - 1; else if (day < month) arrayNumber2 = month - day - 1; else if (day == month) arrayNumber2 = (day * month) % (day + month); cout << "You, " << YourPonyName << ", will " << ponyactivity[arrayNumber2] << " " << ponyname[arrayNumber1] << ". "; return 0; } Oh yeah, and:

Because that's how I wrote the array...? string ponyname[30] = {"Twilight Sparkle", "Rainbow Dash", "Fluttershy", "Rarity", "Applejack", "Pinkie Pie", "Apple Bloom", "Scootaloo", "Sweetie Belle", "Babs Seed", "Diamond Tiara", "Silver Spoon", "Carrot Top", "Bonbon", "Lyra", "Derpy Hooves", "Berry Punch", "Cheerilee", "Nurse Redheart", "Mayor Mare", "Cloudchaser", "Flitter", "Thunderlane", "Caramel", "Snips", "Snails", "The Great and Powerful Trixie", "Featherweight", "Octavia", "Vinyl Scratch"}; You'll need a C++ compiler...

Yeah. Needs more debugging.

Good, because I need him to be my guinea pig... Unless you'd like to take on the joj.

Alright, where's Electrobolt when you need him?