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Each of those. Or any you wish, I would hate to be a bother.

Weeel...

I'll explain how the EDSA revolution came to be since it's Pinoy Week in a few days. So this guy named Marcos comes to the presidency of the Philippines. He's a good president at first, but then he starts to make the country a dictatorship-nobody is allowed to go home at six, the education is modified a lot and he has to check every book, movie and television program before it's released in the Philippines in case it has Anti-Marcos messages.So the Pilipinos go balls and they head over the EDSA (that's a place near my grandma's home of Malabon) and protest using words, not violence. Its' really brave and heroic and then...

American Soldier:We have to go to Hawaii.

American Soldier 2:Okay. Unfortunately we can't help these poor people and they'll never see Star W-

Marcos:You said Pawaii? Pawaii is my hometown! (Note:Pawaii is a place in Luzon)

American Soldier:Sure, we'll bring you there!

*cue Marcos waking up to find out he's in the US of A and a bunch of people celebrating back in the Philliipines*

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