movies/tv Yami Marik vs Twilight Sparkle

[Hive King 2,001]

Both are in character and Yami Marik thinks that Twilight insulted his mother

 

I think that due to the in character limitation, Twilight won't pull out the big guns right away and thus gets mind controlled before being incinerated by Ra

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,305]

Marik challenges Twilight to a Shadow Duel.  Twilight, being a quick study, picks up the mechanics of the card game with little difficulty.  The duel is neck and neck until Twi, experiencing an unexpected burst of magical energy brought on by the tension of the game and the excitement of learning something new, inexplicably summons this "monster" into battle:

Rainbow Dash riding an unamused Applejack.

 

The legendary Cherry-eyes Blue Rainbow astride Green-eyes Orange Pony boasts an attack of 8000 and can attack your opponent directly.  Even during your opponent's turn.  Even during your opponent's draw phase.  It renders all trap and quick-play spell cards useless and forces Marik to discard his entire hand into the graveyard; no effects that are triggered upon entering the graveyard are triggered at this time.

 

Twilight dramatically instructs CeBRaGeOP to attack Marik directly, and Marik can only scream, "NooooOOOoooo!" in a voice strangely like that of a little girl as his life points are totally depleted.  Marik is trapped forever in the Shadow Realm where he is constantly glomped by cheerful roaming Kuriboh.

 

The End.

[Hive King 2,001]

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An actual answer would be appreciated 

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,305]

@,

An actual answer would be appreciated 

I actually typed it and posted it and everything; therefore it is as actual as any block of text in any forum post that has ever digitally "existed."  And I included a picture that pulled the whole thing together nicely.  It is practically canon.  As canon as canon can be where the context is a disgruntled tombskeeper vs. a magical grape equine.

 

I'm also the only person who even responded; methinks beggars can't be choosers.

[Hive King 2,001]

I actually typed it and posted it and everything; therefore it is as actual as any block of text in any forum post that has ever digitally "existed."  And I included a picture that pulled the whole thing together nicely.  It is practically canon.  As canon as canon can be where the context is a disgruntled tombskeeper vs. a magical grape equine.

 

I'm also the only person who even responded; methinks beggars can't be choosers.

With that logic, I can say that Yami Marik suddenly has a change of heart and decides to have a tea party with Twilight

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,840]

With that logic, I can say that Yami Marik suddenly has a change of heart and decides to have a tea party with Twilight

 

That would be no more illogical than this entire illogical fight you presented,thus by the logic you presented in having a "disgruntled tombskeeper vs. a magical grape equine" as PegaMister said(which is basically what this is), his scenario is just as valid as your opening post and your above posts take on the scenario. 

[Hive King 2,001]

That would be no more illogical than this entire illogical fight you presented,thus by the logic you presented in having a "disgruntled tombskeeper vs. a magical grape equine" as PegaMister said(which is basically what this is), his scenario is just as valid as your opening post and your above posts take on the scenario. 

You know what I mean, the point isn't to randomly make up stuff to support your side such. 

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,305]

With that logic, I can say that Yami Marik suddenly has a change of heart and decides to have a tea party with Twilight

That sounds great to me.  In fact, I'd prefer that to them facing off in a vs. topic.  Though if I might be so bold as to tweak your excellent suggestion just a smidge:

 

This guy joins the tea party.  And how could he not?  It's just logical.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,840]

You know what I mean, the point isn't to randomly make up stuff to support your side such. 

 

 This whole entire scenario is made up,

 

 

 

Twilight won't pull out the big guns right away and thus gets mind controlled before being incinerated by Ra

 

and so is this.  

 

Because correct me if im wrong but i don't think this scenario has ever happened, and thus any hypothesis you present in this said made up scenario regardless of how canon you feel it may be is in-fact made up.   

made-up

 

invented; not true.

"a made-up story"

 

Since this entire scenario clearly falls into "made-up" territory as these characters have never met in canon -- again it is already not true regardless of canon presentation,thus any further possible "invented" or "not true" material used to play out a already "made-up" scenario is pointless and means nothing as the entire scenario was never real to begin with and thus taking issue with such is also pointless as you are arguing against basically nothing beyond your own opinions on said a "made up"; scenario as in "not real" -- as in "pointless". 

 

 

On topic:

Twilight Sparkle wins,because i said so.