private A STORM in A Clear BLUE Sky

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"And I'm fully aware of that my intelligence is way below average." *He said nonchalantly while taking a sip of soda.* "Why do you think I called out to you, just a while ago, huh?" *He said with a chuckle.* "No matter how much you insult my intelligence, I will agree with you." *He said, with a smile.*

[dusk shade 205]

"Thanks for taking the joy out of insulting you. It was just so nice of you to go and do that to me...really thanks", she said with her eyes watering with nearly authentic looking fake tears. "Your lack of intelligence is one of the things I like about you though, makes feel smart".

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"And that's how I survived being insulted all this time, I agree with most insults." *He simply said.* "Oh, and you are welcome." *With a sarcastic tone.* "And anyone who hangs around me, feels smarter. So I'm glad my low common sense helps my attractiveness." *He said with a chuckle.*

[dusk shade 205]

She shrugged at his remarks. "What can I say...I find dumb guys cute..Flash Stream , Blaze Blitz, Chase Winder, and yourself to name a few", she said grinning. She chose not to mention any of her former mare-friends figuring he would make fun of her otherwise.

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Well, now don't I feel special." *He said with a hint of sarcasm.* "Well, hopefully I can prove myself different from them." *He said, sipping on some soda.* "Man, am I such a noob at this." *He facehoofed and laughed.* "How's it feel to be with an idiot and someone who knows nothing about what he's doing?" *He asked with a soft chuckle.*

[dusk shade 205]

"An idiot who knows about darting ...actually that one I think I can safely say you're the first...most of my exes have had enough brain activity to figure how these things worked quickly enough", she said chuckling a bit. "I mean even I didn't know what I was doing with my first Mar....ex".

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Well luckily for you, you get to deal with this moron." *He said pointing his hooves at himself with a smile, while making a mental note.* "Hmm, sounds like she almost said first 'marefriend', so she's bi? Ask later." *He added.* "Ah, noobiness, always fun. Wait, 'noobiness'? I need to stop making up words." *He said facehoofing.*

[dusk shade 205]

Storm smiled at his self-abuse. She laughed nervously realizing what she had nearly said knowing it was going to come back to bite her later not that she really minded. "At least you're trying not to make up any more stupid words, I guess", Storm said smiling.

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

*He shrugged.* "Meh, one day I'll make up a word that makes sense." *He said.* "Also, if needed so, feel free to push me in the right direction, I can be oblivious most of the time of the simplest things." *He added, then rethought what he said.* "And I mean, verbally, not physically. I don't want you pushing me off a cliff or something, even if I do have these." *He said with a light laugh and outstretched his wings.*

[dusk shade 205]

"Not to witty. I'll be your guiding light...and I won't push you off a cliff. You're too cute to damage like that", she said drinking some of her soda. She then smirked at him. "And I was gonna toss you off a cliff, of clip those of yours first", she said tossing a fry in his mouth.

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Well then!" *He said in a fake offended tone, bringing his hoof to his chest.* "I see how it is then! Too cute to be pushed off, but cute enough to be tossed and have my wings clipped, sure that makes sense!" *He chuckled.* "And thanks, it seems like the universe just went 'Hey, you're lonely, take this relationship.' And just handed it to me, without instructions."

[dusk shade 205]

"Yeah well...if your wings are clipped then I could zap you without you getting away. Or I could this without needing to clip your wings", she said leaning over the table and nuzzling him. "Well then the universe is being generous isn't it...and kind of a jerk. Nit giving you any instructions", she said after sitting back down.

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

*He smiled at the sudden gesture of affection.* "Well, I have a love hate relationship with the universe, now don't I?" *He said with a small chuckle.* "And I'm sort of disturbed that you thought for all of this through, but st the same time not surprised." *He laughed.*

[dusk shade 205]

"Well you got an iffy relationship with the universe. How do you think your relationship with me is", she asked popping a few fries into her mouth. (So you are cool with Glitch trying to contest with Blue in terms of Storm? I want to be sure before I start that).

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

(Yeah, I wanna see how that turns out, should be fun.)

 

"So far?" *He got up and sat next to her and wrapped a wing around her.* "Pretty good, but considering we just started yesterday, to make any real judgement, it's going to take a little longer." *He said with smile.*

[dusk shade 205]

"It was actually meant more as a rhetorical question to be honest", she said smiling as he it a wing around her. Glitch had followed her the cafe like he always followed wherever he could. He went in and sat a couple tables away, still staring at her. Storm looked at blue and shook her head a bit. "I didn't actually want an answer".

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Well I gave you an answer anyways, so deal with it." *He said with a smile. He reached across the table and pulled his drink towards him and took a sip.* "And I will answer every question, rhetorical, sarcastic, or whatever. Cause that's how I roll." *He said crossing his forelegs. He then lowered his head.* "Next time I try and be cool, slap me please."

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

(Whoops, sorry, accidentally posted the same thing twice... my internet is kinda buggy so it's hard to tell whether I posted something or not, I got my tablet, blue ray player, and my PC running on the internet, so it's slow... my bad! Extra filler space, space... stupid minimum character requirements..)

Edited September 28, 2014 by Blueman15

[dusk shade 205]

Storm just nestled into his side, pulling his wing tight around her. "Don't worry. I will. because you are the opposite of cool and will never be cool", she said smiling. Glitch saw the two together and couldn't help wondering what Storm could see in the pony she was with.

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

*Blue rolled his eyes and laughed.* "Yes, I am fully aware of that. I never wanted to be cool anyways.*He said with fake sadness in his voice.* "But whatever, you're still here with me, proving being cool means nothing." *He nuzzled her, with a smile.* "Still don't understand what you find in me." *He chuckled.*

[dusk shade 205]

"I told you already. You're cute and you're dumb. Like I said earlier, your being dumb makes you cute. And besides, I could make the same inquiry to you. What do you see in me", she asked looking him in the eyes as her own seemed to spark with lightning within. Glitch had to punch himself to keep from going over and telling her what he saw in her. He knew shed just luagh him away if he did so like always, he just stared from afar.

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"Well, for one, you are very pretty, that's literally the first or second thought that came to me when I first saw you." *He started out, getting the easier one out of the way.* "Two, you can take great care of yourself and, from what I can tell, are successful, something I envy. And the fact you can actually put up with me, shows me you can oversee my actions and shrug them off, or in this case since you find it attractive, have fun teasing me about it, so it's a win win for the both of us." *He said with a gentle smile.* "Also, the fact your athleticism can beat mine, gives me drive to try and beat you, but I know that's not a possibility." *He added, with a shrug.*

Edited September 28, 2014 by Blueman15

[dusk shade 205]

She just stared at him quizzically. "You know, calling me pretty is what got Chase dumped. Fair warning. Don't do it again. Pretty is for ponies who sot styling their mane for hours. The wind styles my mane for me.As for successful, maybe. Yeah, I'm a wonderbolt. Yeah, I'm lead guitar in a pretty decent band. Okay, maybe I am pretty successful. About my teasing, I do love to tease cute dumb guys. Speaking of, hi Glitch. Yeah, I've seen you the whole time", she said finally getting too annoyed by his staring. He just our his headphones on trying to pretend he didn't see her. "As I was saying, athletisism....yeah, you'll never beat me", she said smugly.

[Blue The Pikachu 537]

"And there's your confidence." *He said with a roll of his eyes.* "Fine, I won't call you pretty, I'll just think it." *He smirked.* "Just know that you do look good." *He then remembered she called out someone who was on the café.* "And Glitch? You mean your other friend? He's here?"

[dusk shade 205]

"Yeah. My other nerd friend", she said pointing to the white earth pony with the blue and silver mane wearing the poison green headphones two tables away. He's the drummer in my band. He runs an electronic shop. Ypu kbow, computers, t.v.s, laptops, that kind of stuff. He also DJs and stuff with his cousin Vinyl but that about all that cool about him".