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Well, I possibly didn't. Maybe when I brought Factory Dash over here, it somehow got the evil versions of everypony loose, and Pinkamena, Factory Dash, and Sweet Apple Massacre Macintosh got in the TARDIS. Hold on, Doctor, do you have a transdimentional mail box?

 

Doctor: I should.....

*finds it*

Doctor:yes, but why?


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send this message to Twilight Sparkle

 

*gives warning that there are murderous ponies in Ponyville*

 

Oh, and also send this.

 

*gives Molestia warning*

 

I kind of summoned her beforehand. DON'T ASK WHY!

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send this message to Twilight Sparkle

 

*gives warning that there are murderous ponies in Ponyville*

 

Oh, and also send this.

 

*gives Molestia warning*

 

I kind of summoned her beforehand. DON'T ASK WHY!

 

Every pony: 0.0

Doctor: we need to find a way to send them back to their own worlds before ponies start to get hurt.....


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But keep Molestia in Equestria, for, reasons. Anyways, how long till a response?

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But keep Molestia in Equestria, for, reasons. Anyways, how long till a response?

 

1. Why in Celestia's name would we keep her there?!

2. *gets response* it says everypony is on lockdown, but they don't know what to do about the situation.....great....


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1. Reasons, okay. Totally nothing relating to anything sexual. *looks both ways*

2. Good, tell her to also tell Ponyville to keep their knife drawers locked. You've read cupcakes, right Dashie?

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1. Reasons, okay. Totally nothing relating to anything sexual. *looks both ways*

2. Good, tell her to also tell Ponyville to keep their knife drawers locked. You've read cupcakes, right Dashie?

 

Dash: yeah, not fun.....*shudder*

Doctor: we're sending Molestia back, but you can watch her YouTube. It's to dangerous to keep her here.


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Come on! Also, kind of made it so she can never go back.

 

Everypony: :/

Doctor:....... she's probably going in the dungeon. Celestia wouldn't want two of her, especially if one is Molestia.

Doctor: Factory was defeated, but we need to figure out the other ponies. So Molestia, Massacre Macintosh, and Pinkiaminea.


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Everypony: :/

Doctor:....... she's probably going in the dungeon. Celestia wouldn't want two of her, especially if one is Molestia.

Doctor: Factory was defeated, but we need to figure out the other ponies. So Molestia, Massacre Macintosh, and Pinkiaminea.

Oh, and I kind of also Lesson Zero Twilight (I should probably never mess with other universes again)

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Oh, and I kind of also Lesson Zero Twilight (I should probably never mess with other universes again)

 

Doctor: ._. *still not amused* did you let Butchershy out?


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No, I didn't.

 

:angry: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE FROM ME!

 

...crap.

 

Doctor:...... well, mane six v.s. evil mane six. Factory lost, we just need to defeat the rest of them. Problem is, Dash would never fight her friends, other universe's or not. She's our only fighter, so we might have to outwit the rest of them.


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Doctor:...... well, mane six v.s. evil mane six. Factory lost, we just need to defeat the rest of them. Problem is, Dash would never fight her friends, other universe's or not. She's our only fighter, so we might have to outwit the rest of them.

Well, we still haven't gotten evil Applejack.

 

*looks behind*

 

Oh hi.

 

*is eating too many apples*

 

Never mind. We have Jappleack

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Well, we still haven't gotten evil Applejack.

 

*looks behind*

 

Oh hi.

 

*is eating too many apples*

 

Never mind. We have Jappleack

 

Doctor: luckily Jappleack isn't really a threat.

*rainbow ties up Jappleack*


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Doctor: luckily Jappleack isn't really a threat.

*rainbow ties up Jappleack*

I also brought Sweetie Bot. Will that be a problem?

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OK, say, lets go to the music shop and buy an accordion! I'm pretty good at it.

 

*at the music shop*

 

Hey Vinyl, you have any accordions?

 

Yes, we do, kind of weird, somebody else took an order for the last accordion we have, and he's over there.

 

*sees Cheese Sandwich*

 

Hey, uh, mind if we have that accordion?

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Derpy,

How are things?

 

*looks at Factory and Jappleack*

Derpy: ok I guess.

OK, say, lets go to the music shop and buy an accordion! I'm pretty good at it.

 

*at the music shop*

 

Hey Vinyl, you have any accordions?

 

Yes, we do, kind of weird, somebody else took an order for the last accordion we have, and he's over there.

 

*sees Cheese Sandwich*

Hey, uh, mind if we have that accordion?

Derpy: ?

Cheese: I guess, the next one should be hear soon.anyways....yes.


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*looks at Factory and Jappleack*

Derpy: ok I guess.

 

Derpy: ?

Cheese: I guess, the next one should be hear soon.anyways....yes.

Oh, I thought you were going to say no, and then we'd have an accordion shread off.

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Alright, put on your leiderhosen and lets start!

 

*plays Too Fat Polka*

 

We clawed we chained our hearts in vain

We jumped, never asking why

We kisses I fell under your spell

A love, no one could deny

 

Don't you ever say I just walked away

I will always want you

I can't live a lie running for my life

I will always want you

 

*Pinkie breaks glass case that says "emergency one man band"*

 

I came in like a wrecking ball

I never hit so hard in love

all I wanted was to break your walls

all you ever did was, wre e eck me

yeah you wr e eck me!

Hey!

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