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Hey axe girl, how did you get so strong?

 

"Oh, that is simple! My Shatterhoof blood grants me the strength of a dozen minotaurs!"

 

(She's exaggerating, she's more like one or two minotaurs :P)


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What is your favourite colour? What is your favourite food? Do you like anyone? Do you love anyone? What is your hobby? How much do you eat per day? How much do you sleep per day? Do you know what movies are? Do you like to draw? Can you sing? 

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What is your favourite colour? What is your favourite food? Do you like anyone? Do you love anyone? What is your hobby? How much do you eat per day? How much do you sleep per day? Do you know what movies are? Do you like to draw? Can you sing? 

 

"Red or brown! Salmon! I like a lot of ponies! I love a mare! Fighting, drinking and feasting! I can eat a whole boar by myself! I sleep for many hours! I have heard of 'movies' but I have never watched one! I often draw when bored! I love to sing!"


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I'd recommend that you stand back a little!


because... well.... i'm dropping from orbit in terminal velocity!


and WHEN i land it will be one heck of a bang! 


and i'd prefer you move your house about 1 kilometer in any direction because... well.....


I'm heading that way!


and i can't stop when in freefall! yes i do have a parachute but it only slows me down a bit! we're talking about a 1200 Lbs piece of technology falling at terminal velocity!


 


don't say i didn't warn you!


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When life gives you space lemons, you make space lemonade. Wait, why am i speaking good of lemons? GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN SPACE LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

 

 

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I'd recommend that you stand back a little!

because... well.... i'm dropping from orbit in terminal velocity!

and WHEN i land it will be one heck of a bang! 

and i'd prefer you move your house about 1 kilometer in any direction because... well.....

I'm heading that way!

and i can't stop when in freefall! yes i do have a parachute but it only slows me down a bit! we're talking about a 1200 Lbs piece of technology falling at terminal velocity!

 

don't say i didn't warn you!

 

 

"*blinks* ...um, very well. But I do not believe that was a question."


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my question is:

 

would you mind moving your house?

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When life gives you space lemons, you make space lemonade. Wait, why am i speaking good of lemons? GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN SPACE LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

 

 

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Can you please move your house so that i can land on the surface without any collateral damage?

i don't want to become responsible for destruction of Celestias castle one day!


and to point things out more important: steering one of these is a death trap!


When life gives you space lemons, you make space lemonade. Wait, why am i speaking good of lemons? GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN SPACE LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

 

 

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Can you please move your house so that i can land on the surface without any collateral damage?

i don't want to become responsible for destruction of Celestias castle one day!

and to point things out more important: steering one of these is a death trap!

 

"I am not moving my house, we are nowhere near it. And I do not care what you do to a castle."


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My question is, how many sweets can you eat in 15 minutes?

 

"That would depend on the kind! If they are those little tiny sweets or chocolates, I could eat cartfuls! *smirks* If you are suggesting a challenge, I will accept!"


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"I am not moving my house, we are nowhere near it. And I do not care what you do to a castle."

*CRASH* 

 

Told you! don't come to me saying i didnt warn you!

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When life gives you space lemons, you make space lemonade. Wait, why am i speaking good of lemons? GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN SPACE LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

 

 

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Violet you like hugs?

 

"Oh yes, I love hugs! *grabs her in a tight squeeze*"

 

*CRASH* 

 

Told you! don't come to me saying i didnt warn you!

 

"*slowly raises an eyebrow* Very well then...?"


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post-18984-0-64787100-1430271928.gif *eyes sparkle from the hug* tell me how is a normal day to you, what are your normal activites miss Tyra?
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*eyes sparkle from the hug* tell me how is a normal day to you, what are your normal activites miss Tyra?

 

 

"Travelling, fighting, drinking and making new friends! *grins toothily* Sometimes all of those at once!"


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