23 Things Not To Do At A Museum

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

Credit to: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/128168719/0/0/1

 

1: Taste the security
2: Ride the dinosaur skeletons
3: Declare war on the Civil War dioramas
4: Dance to dubstep
5: Put your mixtape in the fire pit with the cavemen standing around it
6: Vlog with the security
7: Play "Dance of Eternity" on the antique drums
8: Attempt to become one of the cavemen
9: Sing the Pokémon Screamo song
10: Loudly tell your friend he is "the bomb"
11: Name every statue of every animal and get hostile if someone calls it by its species
12: Ask the nearest guide about the Candy Mountain exhibit while insisting on calling them Charlie
13: Place a fedora on any Richard Dawkins quotes
14: Test fireworks
15: LSD
16: Fondle the female warrior statues
17: Pink Panther quotes left and right
18: Forget to leave your gun at home
19: Yell "Is this removable?"
20: Attempt to blend in with an exhibit and jumpscare children on a fieldtrip going past
21: Be Ben Stiller
22: Steal armor from the Viking statues and shout "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!!!"
23: Go the UFO exhibit and yell "AYY LMAO!"

 

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I would do #20 definitely, i'm such an evil pony 

Edited June 8, 2015 by Candy Star

[superdogz1999 551]

1. Eat a Meatball Sub near the valueable items

2. Drink a whole lot of Vodka

3. If in a car museum. Try to get your car to race the other cars.

4. Use a laser pointer.

5. Dress in a Panda costume and breakdance on the items from the civil war.

6. Take a dump on top of the steam train when at a train museum.

7. Go Bowling

8. Smoke weed.

9. Pretend to play Halo

10. Reenact the events of the Holocaust.

11. Yell Fegelein near the Nazi area.

12. Eat KFC or any other greasy food.

13. Put an American Penny on the railway track at a Train Museum

14. Play baseball

15. Play Rugby League

16. Moo like a cow.

17. Jump off the exhibits.

18. Become a gangsta

19. Pretend that you and two friends are the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

20. Smashing your XBOX ONE because you did not get a PS4.

21. Sing like a drunk person.

22. Put chewing gum on everything.

23. Hack the info screens so you can watch MLP:FIM in the Museum.

[Jaxsie (Inactive) 1,343]

O.K., this was funny, haha. These are so trollish -- I especially liked number 12! xD I'd definitely try that if I could work up the nerve to

Edited June 8, 2015 by RainbowJaxs16

[Meanlucario 131]

Wait, these aren't from personal experience? Not that I did any of those, especially number 22.

Edited June 8, 2015 by Meanlucario

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

Wait, these aren't from personal experience?

Nope. Just all in good fun.

[mars 4,862]

, as this thread appears to be random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, it will be moved to the Forum Lounge.
 

Also, please make sure to edit your original post with credit to the original. Thank you!

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

17: Pink Panther quotes left and right

 

 

You little beast. Three-- no! Four years ago I swore to you I was retired. And was faithful ever since.

Edited June 8, 2015 by Blue