private 3 years in 71 days

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Ember what is she talking about, oh and this is a bad time sense Larry is patching up your legs but you must be one of sparkles friends so it's great to meet you. I am Lucky Sparkle's fiancé, it's a long story so I won't get into it. Larry: There you are patched up now.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"you little b*****d she's mine! " Ember growled

"woah woah i never said that!" Sparkle said suprised

"yes you did remember in the pits? you promised yourself to me that the two of us would get married!" Ember glared at Sparkle and then Lucky "you little shit "

"please Lucky don't hurt him he hasn't done anything wrong..." Sparkle said trying to protect Ember the best she could

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

I'll just say it, I am confused. Sparkle you never told me about this, any way if it means anything I am sorry. I don't want to fight, I have changed ever sense I met you sparkle. But it's to late we are already are setting up. *when sparkle looked away lucky gave him a f**k you look*

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"alright that's it let me at him let me at him! "Ember tried to get away from Larry's grasp

"Ember stop! he didn't know. " Diamond turned too sparkle before kissing her "hey Sparkle..."

"l...like i was saying he hasn't done anything wrong this is all a big miss understanding!" Sparkle said turning to both stallions

 

(and if your wondering yes Diamond is a lesbian...)

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

(Alright) I don't want to fight, get that through your head. I didn't know nor did she ever tell me. I am sorry just let's talk this through, It's been a long day for me meeting her parents and everything. She already has her dress and I already have my suit picked out. I spent a lot on that ring and I am not letting my bits go to waste.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Diamond's and Ember's heads both sank " alright good luck with the wedding than Sparkle " Ember said giving her a small kiss on the cheek

"Sparkle if the marriage doesn't work out remember i'm still single" Diamond gave her an extremely long kiss before saying "love you Sparkle..."

Sparkle's cheeks went red

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

It's nice meeting you two. Sorry about that sparkle, if it went on longer it wouldn't end well. Sorry for saying this but why was he being such a stuck up jerk, what did you tell him exactly. Here let me go talk to them. *runs over to diamond and ember* sorry about that I hope we can still chat because I need to tell you something.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"sorry doll but your not my type" Diamond said flicking Lucky on the chin "if anything i'm more intrested in her" Diamond points at Sparkle "than you. but i'll hear you out and mabye he will if he can be arssed 

"Diamond shut up! this doesn't concern you!" Ember said frustrated

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

I don't mean like that I just mean like... Well where I come from the term is comrades but here I think it's friends, I didn't know this at all. She should of told me this before I got her pregnant with are colt, yeah we're having a foal. Also I am a engineer and a writer.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"oooh little sparky's pregnant wait we're the same age why am i calling her little? but ooh a colt quite hard to raise colt's if you value your sanity and her insanity i personally would get an abortion but hey what do i know i'm a lesbian arn't I? then again White's looking mighty strong now... and so's Zephyr"

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

We already decided to raise the foal, and that's the nicest thing someone ever said to me. Someone actually called me sane, trust me I am not. Sparkle seems sane compared to me. Plus that word abortion makes me nervous, extremely. The last time sparkle said that... You don't want to know about it. To summarize it I had a mental breakdown of sorts. All that matters is that bolth of us are happy, Larry being my android butler of sorts can raise a foal, I programmed him in case anything happens. I forgot to tell you but I am from the future, I grew up in a bunker like object called a stable. My stable was stable 47, after I escaped I learned that something called a balefire megaspell caused all of this to become a wasteland. Until I found out how to travel threw time I lived there. I learned how to travel through time about 3 to 4 years ago. Then I found her, I wasn't into her until later. She asked if she wanted sex and I said yes. I started liking her then and now this. I only said yes as a thank you sense she helped me out.

Edited June 20, 2015 by Lucky headcannons

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"that's Sparkle for ya she's like her mom in more than one way reason one there both headstrong and number two there both so damn sexy " Diamond said looking at Sparkle

"Diamond your gonna have to try better than that..." Sparkle looked at her with a " really?" look

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Yeah, here ember as an apologe I will give you this. *hands ember a unmarked bottle* made it my self. I can prove I am from the future just look. *pulls up the pip-buck and shows it to diamond and ember* this is it, tech from there that is used among travelers like me. *says in his head* that poison I gave you Ember will be pleasurful to watch as you die, this is for calling me a little shit you little f**ker.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"It's a f***ing bottle " Ember tests it out on a nearby rat which dies practicaly instantly "it's also poison hold on this just gave me an idea..." Ember had an evil glint in his eyes

"hey hey hey what do you think your doing!? Sparkle and him were in love about a couple of months ago. and you try to poison him what'd Sparkle think of that? i'll tell you what she'd leave you... maybe that's not so bad... for me... you not so much" Diamond said putting her hoof around Lucky

Edited June 21, 2015 by Sparkle Sword

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Where I come from that wouldn't kill someone, here I have another bottle. *takes the bottle and drinks it* you see I am fine, not dead and plus that's a rat and we're ponies. Would it have the same effect, by the research I have done no. It only takes about 2 pints of radioactive chemicals to mutat a rat. For a pony about 8 gallons of chemicals. It has the same effect here, and she won't leave me because I know what happens. Yes I found my dead body with some entry's, sparkle dies of natural causes and I am there still married to her no Ember in anything. Can you do me a favor and get me some of my whiskey, it's in my house right in that door. Ask Larry if you get lost. *goes over to Ember and leads him to a near by cliff* I know your plans and you know mine, we can call it here or I can have some fun. *pulls out his magnum* we're to far for anyone to hear or see us so it's on my favor.

Edited June 21, 2015 by Lucky headcannons

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

(oh shit that's why they we're hiring pegasi... to you know not die)Ember thought dangeling off the cliff (she'll come don't worry Ember she'll come)

"hey has anypony seen Ember? " Sparkle said rushing around the trackside "Dimond have you seen Ember anywhere?"

Diamond shook her head

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

*shoots ember and hides the gun in the time machine, then Lucky walks around behind sparkle* hey what's up, Ember and I were just talking and he decided to travel. He just left about 5 minutes ago. Where okay now he forgives me after all of that. Who knows where he's gone now.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"umm... we're still in the racing season Ember would never leave us " Sparkle grabbed him by the neck "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM" Sparkle began to squeeze his neck "WHERE IS HE?! TELL ME OR DIE IT'S A SIMPLE CHOICE LUCKY!" Sparkle was being backed up by Diamond 

" yeah and me and my six sisters well five one of them's dead now but still!" Diamond prepared her strongest weak spell

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

He just left, he said he needs to find something just stop. Why do you think I would do any thing? He says he needs to be alone for a while I have nothing to do with this I swear just let go, don't do what ever you did at the stable. We bolth should know this is not how I die, your sister kills me.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH HIM" Sparkle said practicly crushing his neck

"YOU'VE RUINED PONYVILL RACING TEAM!! YOU KNOW THAT!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH HIM DID I MENTION I HAVE FIVE OTHER SISTERS?! " Diamond prepared some extremely powerful ice magic

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

*gets away from the grip* why do you never listen, I told you. You know what I will just do this instead! *runs over to the machine and sets time before he hands him the bottle* Lucky don't give him the bottle. *hits it out of his hooves* Ember just become comrades and this will be okay. *goes back* hope this worked, time travel can be a b**ch.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"so about that sorry for acting like a little colt arguing with his friends about who the greatest powerpony is" Ember said embarrassed

Sparkle and Diamond giggled at Ember mentioning the powerponies "you know Ember i can totally picture you with a powerponies comic in your hooves" Diamond said having known Ember for longer

 

(d'you like my train?)

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Hey there, does anyone want a drink. It's from my time so it might be a little... Different tasting then others. It is one of my favorites, more then whiskey. Again sorry about earlier Ember I was a out ready to kill you, joking but some might take it seriously. I know sparkle will after seeing what I have done. (Yeah)

Edited June 21, 2015 by Lucky headcannons

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"yeah yeah i would but you know it's funny you mention that... really funny Lucky because you would i know you well enough! " Sparkle pushed him back " trying to kill an inoccent pony if you had killed him you would've ended us all of us we could no longer race and we race so we can live!"

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Your taking this the wrong way, it was a joke. Any way it's just alcohol. A combination of applejack Daniels and whiskey with the blood of a radrouch. It's better then it sounds trust me, and to prove it's not something that will kill someone I will drink some. *drinks some out of the bottle* there I am fine.