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"Hmm theory..." Sparkle says writing .here's what she wrote "experiment one: test subject seams to have been born with no heart so a mechanical one has been implemented in his body where his heart should be. He seems to have a theory I quote maybe this is why I don't die end quote more research is required perhaps putting the heart into different circumstances may yield other results either that or it explodes killing both me and [REDICATED] ~ Mrs [REDICATED]"

 

(BTW first REDICATED is Larry and the second is Sword)

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They told me that if it was to be removed I would have 30 seconds left before I die, *groans in pain* that felt good. I love pain, you know that. If you were experimenting on any other pony they would be pleading for you to stop but with me I want pain, thats another thing to keep me going. Pain is a wonderful feeling. What ever you do don't touch that meter, if you do it will admit a high level of radiation killing everything in a 5 mile radius. My stable was to test mechanical body parts and they had to have a test subject, guess who it was. They even replaced my brain stem.

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"Brain stem right... Strange meter that sprays radiation into the air" Sparkle said keeping more notes "Experiment 2: I am about to put the heart in its first situation... But I have been warned that a meter in the test subject's body will kill everyone in a 5mile radius including me and [REDICATED] or though mabye not him as he is not... Organic let's say but my foal is a different story... ~ The pregnant soon to be mother Mrs [REDICATED]"

 

(Again Larry and Sword in that order)

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*larry walks in*Larry: would any of you want some tea... madam what are you doing to him?! Me: It's okay Larry, she is preforming experiments on my mechanical heart. write this down okay, I enjoy pain so others might be at high risk of death from this. Like if you are testing on somepony else they would probably be dead right now.

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"Yep but this is Lucky he don't die that easily" Sparkle started writing again "subject appears to like pain so is not at risk of death... although I do worry for him I need him alive for our special day" Sparkle put the pen down and attached some wires to the heart and Larry "Larry I need you to... Electricute his heart... I can't believe I'm going to do this" Sparkle takes the instructions from Lucky's pocket and gives him a kiss "you ready for test one?" She said cuddling his neck and starting to cry

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a want to torment death before I am back. Larry: are you sure madam, it could kill him. Me: shut up Larry and shock, don't question me. Remember what I told you. Larry: Yes sorry sir, I am just worried that all but if you say sir. *Larry shocks Lucky* I am sorry sir, why am I doing this.

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"I'm so so sorry Lucky just know that I love you and I'm sorry truly sorry" the usual pace of Sparkle's writing was gone and replaced with a slower pace "subject Lucky test high voltage electrical current result...fatal... : I should have lisend when he said his heart couldn't handle extreme circumstances like flying above 30 feet God I...I'm a murderer HOW MANY MORE TIMES DO I HAVE TO KILL THE SAME STALLION!!!! ALL FOR SCIENCE!!! I'm sorry Lucky this wasn't supposed to happen ~ the murdering soon to be mother Mrs Sword... P.s I wish it could be another way..." Sparkle at that point had an emotional breakdown going from angry to sad to depressed to angrey and it all repeated over and over...

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Larry: it's okay madam, he wanted this. Plus now he is happy to finally see death and probably his family again, but now we must ruin his happiness and go back and stop you from doing that test. I will start it up madam, tell me when you are ready. *Larry hovers over to the terminal, at the table Lucky's body jerked up* Well that was fun, wait why am I alive? Thanks stable-tec, for giving me the best mechanical heart a pony would need. I still don't know why am alive maybe the volts just... "shut me down temporally" perhaps.

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"LUCKY!!!!!" Sparkle gave him a MASSIVE hug the kind that only a fiancée could give before realizing she was practicly standing in his open chest "i thought i'd killed you... i mean you weren't moving holdon i've gotta edit the report" Sparkle picks up the book and scribble's abit "subject Lucky test high voltage electrical current result...fatal... alive : I should have lisend when he said his heart couldn't handle extreme circumstances like flying above 30 feet God I...I'm a murderer HOW MANY MORE TIMES DO I HAVE TO KILL THE SAME STALLION!!!! ALL FOR SCIENCE!!! I'm sorry Lucky this wasn't supposed to happen ~ the murdering soon to be mother Mrs Sword" here we go!

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Well I know where I am going, next test please I want to get this done with. Give me a minute... Larry get in here now and get ready for the next test!! Larry: Sir you're alive! How, I shocked you I looked at your heart rate and... wait you don't have a real heart so I couldn't scan it. So madam what is the next test?

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(when that stallion asked me for the next test i was shocked and brought back to my engineering days) zoomes in on sparkle's eye "madam Sword we're ready to test model 0.14" Said a stallion fixing his tie 

"ugh right now jonnson! " a younger Sparkle rushed around in a small office " we're on the brink of a critical core meltdown! sending us hurtleing back towards equestria in a massive firey wreck" a warning siren buzzes " we'll test if we survive!" (ahh jonnson that stallion never knew what was going on) Sparkle watches her past self running through ESA1 and a large tube falls on her as the left-wing core exploded (c'mon jonnson don't stop run run the core get the core) the right-wing core exploded and sent jonnson jeticent into space "JONNSON!!!!!!" Sparkle yelled as her emergency space suit kicked into action...

meanwhile in non memorys 

Sparkle was standing perfectly still as a single tear came from her eye...

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Sparkle you alright? I have seen that look before, snap out of it and the next. We could save many for this, I haven't died yet. Larry do that... thing I taut you to do if this happens. Larry: but that could kill her. Me: right never mind Larry just wait until the next test. If your awake from a past memory sparkle right this down. I am feeling content pain at the moment and by what I have seen this should kill somepony in a instant but with this heart I feel fine.

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(i could hear what Lucky was saying yet i found myself unable to say anything other than Johnnson) Sparkle felt her neck around where the emergency space suit would have been and it was coustom at the time to remove it when indoors or around a dead crew member so she started to try take her skin of her neck as if the life saving divice was there

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Larry stop her, what the hell are you doing sparkle. *Larry stops sparkle* Larry get what she is thinking of and upload it to my pip-buck now. Larry: alright sir. *scans sparkle and uploads the memory to Lucky's pip-buck* I will read it later but for now Larry snap her out of it.

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Sparkle looked around slightly sleepy eyed "wha... where'd everypony go what happened to space where's jonnson! " Sparkle grabbed Larry as if she didn't know who he was "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!? WHERE'S MY PARTNER!! TELL ME OR I WILL LITERALLY TARE YOU APART!! THAT STALLION IS MY RESPONSIBILITY!!! GIVE HIM BACK OR THE CAPTAIN WILL KILL ME!"

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Sparkle let go of Larry, you had a flashback and you tried to rip off your skin. Can we continue with the tests I was in the middle of taunting death. This is the real world, none of that happened now but probably years ago. Your probably suffering through trauma that is Larry, are butler. I am Lucky, your fiancé.

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"...fiancé?... what? " Sparkle dropped Larry and felt her neck (the emergency space suit... shit this again)"just nopony come near me i just remembered a darker side of my past... i should be okay... hopefully shal we just cary on with the experments now? i'll tell you later or you could just read what happened..."

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It's fine, next experiment please. I want to keep taunting death that he will never take me. Larry: you have a strong grip madam, nearly killed me. You alright, do you need me to do anything for this next test? If not is there anything non test related I need to do perhaps?

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"test... test... what test should i do next? OH i've got it!!! Lucky do you have any bottled hurricanes or storms or winter nights because next up is " Sparkle poses with a hoof near her face and another on her hip " THE ELEMENTAL TEST" Sparkle stops posing "oh and extreme desert heat i'll need that to..."

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Right over there. *points to a shelf* I already know whats going to happen but I'll let you test it out. Well I have survived swimming in radiated water for about 3 miles. Larry: madam is there anything I can do to help, I'll get the elements. *Larry grabs the bottled elements* here you go madam.

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"thank you. Larry? your Larry right? and he's .....umm..... your.... Lucky arn't you sorry my brain hurts... "Sparkle starts puting the bottled weather into a machine "now i... turn this? and pull this? " Sparkle's random button pressing causes a glass container to come down over her and Lucky before a mechanical voice says "STORM SIMULATION IMINANT WILL ALL RESERCHERS STEP AWAY FROM THE BULLET-PROOF CONTAINER THANK-YOU" the simulation begins 

"no no noooo let me out of here Larry get the *Sparkle i zapped by a bolt of lighting* AGGGGHHHHH!!! controls" sparkle said in pain

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*Larry shuts it down* You alright madam? Me: hey I got shocked by a few bolts and I am fine, that test is complete. Try the desert one next, and right down those results please. You alright though, you need anything ask Larry as I am strapped down to a table at the moment.

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*sparkles mane is sticking up and occasionally bolts of electricity run through and jump in between two spikes* "Lucky do i look okay to you? " Sparkle manually switchs around the bottled weather "i'll get another storm later " Sparkle re actives the machine from a distance so she doesn't get trapped "you ready Lucky!" Sparkle hits the start button and the desert experment bigins

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This feels like where I live, I can live through this. Oh and you look fine just brush your mane down okay. Larry: you see he lives in a wasteland he can probably I've threw all the elemental tests, plus with his love for pain it will be hard to see if it causes pain. At least nothing touched that meter.

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"mmm hmm if that meter is tamperd with it's game over with no respawn" Sparkle starts brushing her mane "where's your sister when you need her eh? probably making out with her boyfriend on the bed and getting ready to create a little filly . i sweare that's what she does in her spare time..."

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