private 3 years in 71 days

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

*Tardis lands near by* Hey, what the hell is going on. Oh crap this cult, I thought I told you not to do this? Oh well I will have fun doing this. *pulls out his magnum and shoots two of them, one was holding sparkle* Any f**ker else want to die, come on I need this anyone?

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Sparkle took her chance and made a run for it hiding in Lucky's time machine" this is not good please don't find me please i don't wanna die i can't die " Sparkle hid in the closet and stood on her hind legs but it wasn't the best hiding place as her bump left the door slightly open

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Larry, burn them all. Show them what happens when the f**k with me, no one f**ks with me...NO...ONE. Larry: with the highest pleasure sir, no one will be alive. Me: good. *Lucky walks into the time machine* sparkle, where are you I told Larry to burn them all. It's fine now no worries. Those damn cults will all die, you alright?

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"y...yes i think " Sparkle steps out and hugs Lucky " i'm sorry i left you there i didn't know how to operate this thing so they thought i was a witch and tried to burn me alive! can we leave this time i don't like it here to much burning like the fact the stake had the body of another mare on it. it looked completely black all over and bald then there were it's wings straight up cooked bone and i recone some wolves had eaten part of it!"

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Once Larry is done teaching them not to burn ponies we will go. *goes to the door and yells* Larry get in! You damn cultist know now not to f**k with me! *Larry gets in and Lucky closes the door* alright, where were you going sparkle? I will just take you there no questions asked, maybe.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"back to try stop Ember from getting killed but i'm kinda naked " Larry walks in "LARRY DON'T LOOK! pervert... " Sparkle covered herself up with her hooves " just close the door and forget you saw this" sparkle also tried to cover Lucky's eyes as well "i don't like other ponies seeing my private area"

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Just go to the wardrobe and grab a dress, you have plenty. Plus remember Larry is a... I won't say it because of the reason but he has no desires for anypony. He is only a butler/best "pony" in the world!/ pony roaster. I will explain later. So Larry can never no matter what be a pervert.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"ugh i loved that dress 'n' all" Sparkle started to riffle through the dresses "no no no no ooh maybe " Sparkle got the dress out and looked at it " yeah looks good " Sparkle put the dress on " yeah crimson it should work " Sparkle opened her boxed wedding dress " soon..." Sparkle said to herself

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Larry: sir and madam, the cake is done! I didn't burn it either. Now what shall I do? Me: nothing, alright sparkle you done? Don't touch my suits I need them in mint condition, don't ask. We need to tell your parents where the wedding is because your dad booked the flowers. *walks over to sparkle and gives her a kiss* Never try to operate this ever again, the last time I saw that cult I did the same thing I did today. Burn them all, here I thought of this old song from my time that makes me think of you. *plays with his guitar and sings 

Edited June 23, 2015 by Lucky headcannons

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"wow Lucky... that's all i have to say all i can say..." Sparkle was kinda shocked "so good" Sparkle hugged him "i love you Lucky i know that's starting to get old but i really do and i would do anything to see you even if i was across the largest ocean ,the hottest desert and up the coldest mountain"

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Thanks, I should of told you how all of that wasteland started. Well it began with the war between the ponies and the zebras, it was an okay start then came the balefire megaspells which caused the world to become a wasteland. Derpy or ditzy the song was made for was the greatest mare in the world. She is pre-war and survived the megaspell in cloudsdale, the things she did would amaze anypony. She was beautiful for a ghoul, one day I hoped to meet her I have so many questions about how she survived. Any way ever sense I met you I have changed, first of all my addiction to kill ponies yes that was a thing. You are the best thing that happened to me, only if it could last. I know you will leave me for another pony as I become the drifter I am, nothing lasts forever.

(fact: the whiskey Lucky drinks is Apple whiskey. Another fact: Lucky is addicted to a drug called Buck which is a anabolic steroid)

Edited June 23, 2015 by Lucky headcannons

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"wait i leave you? so all that stuff i just said i don't keep my word on it? " Sparkle starts crying before taking Lucky's magnum and pulling it to her head " sorry Lucky but i can't live knowing that " Sparkle fires the gun and the bullet cuts her brain steam killing her instantly

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

No! you idiot Lucky why did I say that with those exact words, I should of told her I die and she moves on! *runs to the terminal and sets back a few minutes* I have to save her. *it goes to the point where Lucky says sparkle is going to get another stallion* Hey, alright listen sparkle what he said is true but not. I die then you move on about 4 years after and get another stallion, you don't go apart Lucky just passes away. Where I just came from you kill your self which is bad, it's not supposed to happen. Don't kill yourself again sparkle. *goes back* Sparkle, you alright? I have something for you. I am sorry for that, I know my death will make many ponies depressed and happy at the same time. So many want me dead and some want me alive, death is only the first step into something greater then life. Afterlife, one day it will come to all. Just I know when I will go, I die the age of 48 eaten by ghouls. You, thats a different story. For now we are happy, thats not for 30 years now. Here goes my ego but... I love you. I would kill anyone for you, family or not nothing will ever harm you as long as I am alive. I would kill myself for you. I would do anything for you so you will be safe. I would risk everything I love for you and for our foal. 

Edited June 23, 2015 by Lucky headcannons

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"Lucky do you honestly think i can live with another stallion? knowing your dead and what about the foal what would they think about there own mother marrying a different stallion to his father!? of course they'd be 30 by then so ofcourse  they'd know how marriage works" Sparkle was gonna kill herself again but decided not to for the foal's sake

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

One day you'll understand what I have done, sorry I need to take something. *runs into his lab* Oh celestia why do I continue to take this, addiction to this drug is hell. *takes the drug known as Buck* There we go, I feel much better. Only if I could get rid of my addiction.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"what do you mean one day you know just 'cause your from the future doesn't mean your any smater than me Lucky! we're the same age... maybe, STOP CONFUSING ME!!! " Sparkle expanded her wings, gritted her teath and shook a hoof at Lucky trying to be more threatening

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Fine I'll tell you but you'll hate me, it all started when I turned 16. Sense it was my day I decided to have some fun, I went to a random enclave base and killed all of them no mercy. A few days later I decided to have even more fun and burn down a town, I guess it was that earth pony cult town and I saved about 16 ponies from getting burned alive. But I didn't do it for them I didn't know about them until it was on the radio I just did it for pleasure. The last part of a event called the week of fun was I killed several ponies for no reason, some were raiders, some faction based, and some were just traveling. I am a monster. And yes I was just taking drugs, if I don't I die. You see I don't have a heart. fiscally I was born with out one and I was given a mechanical one, if I don't have drugs, alcohol, or pretty much anything that will get me going I will die. This drug Buck is the most helpful but it led to addiction. That also includes not flying above 30 feet because the tech doesn't operate that high it will just shut down.

Edited June 23, 2015 by Lucky headcannons

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"So I was one of the one's you saved by destroying that town?...." Sparkle registered the mechanical heart part "awww Lucky! That's super cute! Then again we can't visit my friend Sapphire jewel who lives in Cloudsdale the poor thing she lost her sister when ESA1 fell she was a coligue of mine she worked up on the bridge with the captain... Oh and I tried to kinda put her brain in a robot which diden't work at all"

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

No, it was a different time and with different people. I accidentally saved people when I was just trying to have fun by killing them. And how is my mechanical heart which led me to being pretty much a flightless pegasus and a use of drugs and alcohol cute?

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"oh you wouldn't understand Lucky it's a complicated fealing and cute is only one of the bijillion and ten words to discribe it like odd, confusing, cute, strange, different, awsome, sicancey, cool, technalogical, facinting, party worthy and the list goes on and on and on and on and you get the picture now right? basically your exactly what i'm looking for! mind if i do some disection to see how exactly your heart works? LUCKY!! we could save lives your tech my experements we'd be famous!"

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Being famous is the last thing I need, this tech in my can't be studied either. I know how it works but we can't see it or I'll die, it can't be studied at all. It's like a generator it just supplies the power to keep me going but either for it to work you need to use drugs and alcohol. I use a drug called Buck which is the only reason I am not dead right now. I'd rather be dead then have to take drugs but I have too. I can only drink alcohol which my choice of alcohol is Apple Whiskey. I need Buck at least once every week.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"SHIT!!!!!!!!!" Sparkle fell backwards "why!? Damn you life!!! You try to find a cure for heart failure by using technology inside your boyfriend but NO IF WE EXPREMENT ON IT HE'LL DIE I MEAN IF WE HAD A TIME MAC...... Oh my God we do Lucky if I experiment on you now I can travel back in time and stop myself but i'll keep the notes!" Sparkle straps him to a table in the lab making sure he can't escape "now hold still " She said

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Alright, so I am going to face death for the first time. Unless I am "Lucky" and I live through this experiment for ponykind. I would do anything for science. *hums Hay Ms. Derpy as the experiment begins* (fact: Lucky is also addicted to Mint-Als and Party-Time Mint-Als)

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"I like your attitude. Anyway relax I'm an engineer although I could've done with some isoflurane to make this a lot less painful but it should be alright and if I make a fatal mistake we've got a time machine so it can be redone as many times as needed " Sparkle starts taking notes scientific, medical and technological

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

I die over and over, this will be fun. I trust you with this and if you don't know how to work the time machine instructions are in my pocket right here. Alright write this down right now I feel sick and about to die, probably. Damn you mechanical heart, maybe this is why I don't die if I try. It's a theory.