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[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Alright next element please, I am obviously alive from this. Larry shut it off now. Larry: alright sir one moment, I need to ask sparkle. Sparkle he is asking for it to be shut off, shall I or should we wait. I need someone to tell me before I mess this up. *Larry "looked" depressed*

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"yeah shut it off but only touch the power button no other's not mind control not self destruct nothing oh and don't pull the mind swap leaver you may want to use it for balance or grip but DON'T pull it i don't wanna be Lucky...no matter how sexy he is i don't wanna be him. sorry Lucky" Sparkle said looking towards him and smiling

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

It's fine. Larry do it. Larry: alright sir. *Larry presses the power button* you alright sir? Me: yeah I am fine just don't open that glass container and if you do don't touch me. Sparkle start up the next test, I want to get out of here. I just remembered I need to deliver some supplies to my comrades. We couldn't do that last time because of you almost killing me.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"yeah sorry about that" Sparkle switches to Winter night " hey Lucky you mind if i join you for this one i love winter nights all cold and snowy with the occasional blizzard and the foal's snowponies oh and the ice i love ice with its sliding and slipping and then when you fall your boyfriend comes to help aww so good!"

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Well sure, but I can't help you because of me being strapped down to this. Honestly I have never had a normal winter, in my time we have nuclear winter but it's not the same. This is better then nuclear winter though, a lot better. Nor am I dead so thats good.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"you bet i hope the two of us ca...n ............ wait we can go back to the greatest winter ever when the houses were snowed in and you could only get out through the chimney oh that was a good winter and then the nights you used to sit there on your dads lap he had a coffee you would have a hot coco and he'd read you a story until you curled up and fell asleep i miss that winter... when i was a filly..."

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

It's fine, this test has been great. So much pain though which is good, I would be dead without this heart and it's helping. Crap the meter, someone get me some Party-Time Mint-Als or some normal Mint-Als I am about to die.*Larry hands in some Party-Time Mint-Als*

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"hey you want me to try fit a new heart we just tab into the radio link between the cops and the paramedics and find an accident where somepony's almost dead then we fly in when they die take there heart and fit it in you... OKAY LARRY YOU CAN BEGIN NOW" sparkle said signaling Larry

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

No, I am fine with this one. *Larry starts it up* plus we would only have 30 seconds to remove this one and to put a new one in. I don't want to risk it even if we have a time machine. *coughs up some blood* what the hell? This isn't supposed to happen, hey sparkle can you come over here I need to tell you something.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"yeah what? are the experments killing you!?" Sparkle said worried and fiddling inside Lucky to figure out why (c'mon don't die on me please don't die i need you what about winter or summer! the foal please don't die and Larry all three of us need you) sparkle thought to herself

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Well, where are those Mint-Als I need them. The Buck is wearing of someone hand me Mint-Als or something. *Larry comes in and gives Lucky a thing of Mint-Als* Thank you Larry, again sparkle I just need something to keep me going. Or I would choke on blood and die, It's not the elements.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"are you sure? everypony in this room needs you alive me,the foal and of course Larry we just have to keep your meter down unless we can remove it..." Sparkle said her hooves in the thinking position which is one on her face and another across her chest holding it up

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Alright, can we start up the next or are we done? Can we be done I need to rest, I know it's to save ponies I just need rest. Larry, get some tea. Larry: alright sir one moment. Anything else. Me: no Larry just the tea. Larry: Okay sir, what about you madam? Is there anything I can get you.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"no i've got some gut fixing to do... " Sparkle started to stitch Lucky back together "give me a few minutes and you can walk without your heart and lungs falling out... " Sparkle finished stitching and cut the straps holding Lucky in place "sorry about the experments" Sparkle gave him a kiss as an apology

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

The pain was fun, why are you saying sorry? Honestly I like testing other ponies not being tested but it's fun. *gives sparkle kiss and walks over to a shelf and grabs some kind of injection* This is a drug called hydra, it repairs wounds in an instant. *the drug starts healing Lucky*

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"wait you like pain... so when i throw you through walls you enjoy it... Lucky that's weird " sparkle said as she brushed the snow and ice from her mane "anyway i think we've stayed in this time for long enough... i just wish we could save that burnt-out mare... she did nothing WRONG" Sparkle kicked a MASSIVE hole in the wall

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Yeah, only if I knew the time to go back to. Any way I have to go to ponyville my time to deliver something. *walks over to the terminal and goes back to ponyville his time* Here we are, over there is our camp. You coming? *grabs a box and heads out to the fortified structure consisting of metal plates*

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"no... i don't feel like going outside after what happened back then i'll just fix the wall i broke and mabye help Larry do larry stuff like fixing stuff and burning other stuff " Sparkle said getting her tools together and starting to fix the wall which she had kicked a large hole in

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Okay. *walks into the camp* Hey guys, how have you been. I got the supplies. Carl: hey man, listen to this you'll love this. *Carl turns on the radio* "Hey there wastelanders, I got a quick announcement. Lucky's bounty has been moved up to 250,000 caps sense he just burned down another town. Carl: you here that, my god man can't you ever stop with this. Your almost the most wanted pony in equestria. Me: yeah, well I got to go to my fiancé we gotta head off. Carl: Oh you're getting married, congrats man. Me: yeah, and we're having a foal. *a mare walks up to Lucky* Linda: And where is she, I need to meet her. Me: oh right out side. Linda: great, and one thing. How could you bring that b**ch here! Remember we used to date you little shit! You remember right, and now you proposed to her. Now you gave someone a foal! Why couldn't you give me a foal you bastard. How many times have you had sex with this b**ch! Me: only once. Linda: really after all that time we had sex now you decide to have a foal, I feel betrayed now you bastard. *Linda leaves the camp and goes to see sparkle* Hey there you, why did you take him from me!

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"not now wall fixing..." Sparkle said smacking the wall back together with a hammer " oh and while your in here don't touch anything. me and Lucky just did some super dangerous experements using the weather and his heart bottled midsummer storm is still in there after the regular storm almost killed me" Sparkle took out a blowtorch and started to weld the metal on

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Linda: No your stopping now you b**ch. listen up I dated Lucky for a year and you come in and take him! Now he is going to be a father! I can't believe the bastard is marrying you, you b**ch and not me! *Lucky runs over* Me: Linda just go, we have been over with for 2 years.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

"did i tell you something? oh yeah DO NOT DISTURB ME!" Sparkle grabbed her by the neck and put the blowtorch on full power "you know its funny isn't it one moment youre doing the threatening the next... your a little puddle of flesh and bone lying on the floor 'cause that little kitten you threatened has claws of fire. in fact i have a better idea" Sparkle straps her to the table and turns on the machine" prepare to die" she said as a midsummer storm brewed above her

Edited June 24, 2015 by Sparkle Sword

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Wait sparkle, let me have some fun first. Larry, I need you to make some cake. *Larry comes over* Larry: instructions sir. Me: no just make cake on that table right there. Larry: I detect life on the table. Me: your seeing things Larry just make cake like the first time. Linda: Get that away from me Lucky! Don't you still care about me. Me: No, not at all. Plus you called my fiancé here a b**ch. Remember what I always say. Don't ever f**k with me. *Larry burns Linda but she's not dead* Okay sparkle begin.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

(programing loading... ... ... loading complete container lowering caution container lowering) the glass container lands with an almighty thud (programing weather conditions... weather sample accepted... weather simulation underway) the machine crackled and fizzed (ERORR ERROR WEATHER SAMPLE FAILURE CAUTION TEMPERATURE RISING PLEASE REMOVE TEST SUBJECT... STRAWBERRY JAM CHEESE CRACKERS THE BLUE IS YELLOW ) *BOOM* the machine exploded sending sparkle hurtleing into a wall and hopefully the foal was still alive...

[Lucky Headcannons 63]

Oh my god, sparkle you okay! If not get Larry. Now for this b**ch, I blame you for this. Linda: *coughs up blood* Lucky why are you doing this. Me: because I am bored and I need my fun. you know that right. *pulls his magnum to linda's head* sparkle you want to kill my ex?