CoD Ghosts Guide For How To Be A Dick To Soldiers

[Tom Snyder 4,113]

1. Pit 60 armed soldiers against 500 enemy fighters.
2. Slap the shit out of every single one and tell them to suck it up.
3. Make them cry.
4. When in doubt use a soldier as a human shield.
5. Say, "Good luck, Jerry!" and run away.
6. If a soldier fails to jump out of a plane, put a boot on their ass and kick them out.
7. Call them pansies.
8. If a soldier screws up during training, make them use their toothbrush to clean the bathroom.
9. If they can't make it through the obstacle course, tell 'em how much of a loser they are.
10. Say, "Screw this shit!" and haul ass out of town.

Edt: I thought these would be funny, so i'll make this a game for you all. Name 10 ways you can be a dick to a soldier and make it good.

[N.W. 3,619]

Being a dick is making them clean the bathroom with a toothbrush, being a good leader is putting them through hell in training so when shit hits the fan on the battlefield they know what to do.

Verbally trashing them has it's benefits for self confidence and motivation reasons.

 

I've never played ghosts and thus I have no idea where this comes from in that sense, but in the real world everything has a purpose, they don't do it for nothing.

[Tom Snyder 4,113]

Being a dick is making them clean the bathroom with a toothbrush, being a good leader is putting them through hell in training so when shit hits the fan on the battlefield they know what to do.

Verbally trashing them has it's benefits for self confidence and motivation reasons.

 

I've never played ghosts and thus I have no idea where this comes from in that sense, but in the real world everything has a purpose, they don't do it for nothing.

It's all in good fun, i'm not trashing the military, dude. Learn to take a joke.

Edited June 15, 2015 by Candy Star

[N.W. 3,619]

It's all in good fun, i'm not trashing the military, dude. Learn to take a joke.

I did not think you were. Believe me I can take a joke, some of the best are the ones between the branches, the rivalry that is.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Being a dick is making them clean the bathroom with a toothbrush, being a good leader is putting them through hell in training so when shit hits the fan on the battlefield they know what to do.

Verbally trashing them has it's benefits for self confidence and motivation reasons.

 

I've never played ghosts and thus I have no idea where this comes from in that sense, but in the real world everything has a purpose, they don't do it for nothing.

imagine a war zone but with annoying children who bitch about everything and come back to life upon death twice as annoying as than before.... that's what Ghost is like in a nutshell.... that's why I prefer Battlefield because you at least feel more like a soldier in that game doing your part to ensure victory

[Tom Snyder 4,113]

Can we get back to the game please?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Can we get back to the game please?

no....

 

well sorry I'd like to but my computer is lagging... it took me 6 minutes just to get back here after Sergei brohoofed me... so I might be awhile