Tom Snyder 4,112 June 21, 2015 Share June 21, 2015 (edited) You must have come up with it on your own, no assistance. I know when people have help with a joke, so don't test me. 1. You can use memes, but i can't promise i will laugh at all. 2. Please have patience, as i do not answer quickly during my matches online. I will read them when i finish one. 3. And finally, you can use any prop in a joke, just make sure you don't go into NSFW territory. As it is not allowed. You can do as many attempts as you want to, there's no limit. So those are the rules to follow, i wan this game to be a family friendly one, not a game that gets locked for a mistake by a poster. Edited June 22, 2015 by Candy Star 2 //// My persona and OC: Candy Star //// Ask me anything: Ask Candy Star //// My Music //// //// My DA: (OC requests available) //// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaytheMeh 62 June 21, 2015 Share June 21, 2015 Rocky: So what are you doing? Chicken Neck: Watering the plants with liquad nu tree on. Now just what for the sun gaze to ...... are plants on fire? Rocky: Well have you ever seen a plant on fire? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
碇 シンジン 27,438 June 21, 2015 Share June 21, 2015 My 10 Jokes 1. little jack went to the school teacher said Jack why you have ladder jack says I want to higheer classes lol 2. One day ken walked in the street but it was ryu 3. Peter called to the store and says I thought i bought this milk but when i came home all i had was orange juice in my hand 4. Jack walked home from his house and he asked first guys who were under the bridge are you pulling my leg? 5. if Jared and his sister ann go to bowling they always lose to their neighbors the anton family 6 What is between 5 and 7 ? and 7 Who is doctor who whh ovian i cooked my chicken in oven but I got roasted by maud pie says discord after the elimination round 8 Mark is sitting under his bed reading book about 9 We went to the astore and bought two 10 there was man called a man ok i the last jokes were kinda bad =/ oh I got more cotton was ending from the store the owner said Gotton is ending everyone ran there and asked where is cotton owner said i was just kiddin Pony went to the market and got an apple aPPle jack said =) why you got apple when we have the pears Twilight sent letter to celestia and she said i wanna new lawn mover spike is too slow sunset shimmer went to trixies house and saw this elephant but when trixie saw her they both were in twilights library Blob went to the zoo and saw the monkey monkey said do you have any candy blob gave her 5 oil tankers, monkey ate the blob the end Ben had climbes 5 years into this mountain to reacht he temple of the monks but when he arrived all he saw was 2 liters of acorn zoo keeper owned 2 gorillas other gorilla was monkey and other af giraffe in monkey costume he put them into the fridge but the fridge didnt open and the goralilla said there is elephant there In a foot ball match between usa and england the americans ran faster but the english guys jumped higher on half break score was 4- 4 american coach said in the bench go and start pulling their legs and we win this for sure! It was basket ball match between usa and rest of the world usa guys were leading 37-72 when the couch dropped his coca cola and everyone ran to drink it before it dropped into the sewers Rarity Fan Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Snyder 4,112 June 21, 2015 Author Share June 21, 2015 (edited) It seems i made a mistake when i looked at my points last time, i don't have enough to give you guys this award, sorry. But if i do, i'll keep that promise next month. Please forgive me for not realizing this sooner. Edited June 21, 2015 by Candy Star 1 //// My persona and OC: Candy Star //// Ask me anything: Ask Candy Star //// My Music //// //// My DA: (OC requests available) //// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
碇 シンジン 27,438 June 21, 2015 Share June 21, 2015 It seems i made a mistake when i looked at my points last time, i don't have enough to give you guys this award, sorry. But if i do, i'll keep that promise next month. Its still good thread i want make you laugh no need prize =)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=) i dont have xbox anyway Rarity Fan Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Snyder 4,112 June 21, 2015 Author Share June 21, 2015 But you'll all know when you've won if i brohoof your joke. Its still good thread i want make you laugh no need prize =)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=) i dont have xbox anyway I figured you'd say that, but that's okay. If you want to for fun, its fine with me. 1 //// My persona and OC: Candy Star //// Ask me anything: Ask Candy Star //// My Music //// //// My DA: (OC requests available) //// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
碇 シンジン 27,438 June 22, 2015 Share June 22, 2015 Guy went to the store and said your pulling my leg now =)=)=)=)=) :D:D:D:D:D:D:D peter petersson went to the general store i take this candle how much it is 4 euro said the general stores owner peter had only 3 coins in his pocket so he ran home But you'll all know when you've won if i brohoof your joke. I figured you'd say that, but that's okay. If you want to for fun, its fine with me. Im laughing at my own jokes ==)=)=)=)=) 1 Rarity Fan Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Snyder 4,112 June 22, 2015 Author Share June 22, 2015 Guy went to the store and said your pulling my leg now =)=)=)=)=) :D:D:D:D:D:D:D peter petersson went to the general store i take this candle how much it is 4 euro said the general stores owner peter had only 3 coins in his pocket so he ran home Im laughing at my own jokes ==)=)=)=)=) That one hurt a little. 1 //// My persona and OC: Candy Star //// Ask me anything: Ask Candy Star //// My Music //// //// My DA: (OC requests available) //// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
碇 シンジン 27,438 June 22, 2015 Share June 22, 2015 That one hurt a little. what one where Rarity Fan Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Snyder 4,112 June 22, 2015 Author Share June 22, 2015 what one where Thought i'd be sarcastic. But i failed. 1 //// My persona and OC: Candy Star //// Ask me anything: Ask Candy Star //// My Music //// //// My DA: (OC requests available) //// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
碇 シンジン 27,438 June 22, 2015 Share June 22, 2015 Thought i'd be sarcastic. But i failed. I dont get all jokes heres one pineapple and apple went to store other got under car and other yelled youre pulling my leg now 1 Rarity Fan Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Snyder 4,112 June 22, 2015 Author Share June 22, 2015 I dont get all jokes heres one pineapple and apple went to store other got under car and other yelled youre pulling my leg now No offense, oobrony, but i'm not laughing. 1 //// My persona and OC: Candy Star //// Ask me anything: Ask Candy Star //// My Music //// //// My DA: (OC requests available) //// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
碇 シンジン 27,438 June 22, 2015 Share June 22, 2015 No offense, oobrony, but i'm not laughing. I am lol heres other man went to the bank and asked to get the money but bank guys started pulling his leg Rarity Fan Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Moon 6,345 June 22, 2015 Share June 22, 2015 What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain. Autumn Blue Moon Clear Skies Summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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