How to speak fluent Canadian

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

As a person who has been taking Canadian in Rosetta Stone for 15 years now, I have learned how to communicate with many Canadian members on this site.

So in honor of Canada Day, I'll teach you all how to speak Canadian.

Now allot of people think Canadians speak English.

This is not so.

Their language is completely different.

 

First off, you must stuff your mouth full of bacon.

And yes, the bacon MUST be Canadian.

 

Second, the Canadian language may seem similar to most, but what people don't know is that you must say "eh" at the end of every sentence.

 

Thirdly... that's it pretty much.

 

I sure hope I didn't miss anything.

Please feel free to correct me if I did!

Happy Cananda Day everyone!

[Guest]

You like the bacon there eh?

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

Happy Cananda day?,is it the younger brother of canada eh?(no offense to canadians) *chews on canadian bacon*

[Chaton 3,765]

Sorry hockey eh?

 

(How did I do?)

[Mesme Rize 15,683]

What is this all aboot here, eh?

[Steve Piranha 29,421]

I think I want to make a tranquil lifestyle when I live by myself. I'm considering moving to Canada

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Now hold on there bud, I'm pretty sure there's some important rules ya gotta lay down there first, eh? It's like hockey, eh? Ya gotta make sure you know where to put the right words at the end and know which parts of the sentences are most important, like our national past-times and favorite foods. And when you spell it right and you get er' all going and you can just feel 'er go, then you know it's like a goal eh?

 

Oh and don't forget the beer neither. We gotta get a twofer, it's nearly 10am! Sorry I nearly forgot, bud!

Edited July 2, 2015 by Blue