Sell an Awful Horror Movie.

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I was listening to the grumps and was reminded of Bologna Man. So my idea is what are some awful pitches for horror movies to companies. So what you have to do is give it a title and a quick summary of what it's about. The next person will decide if they like the story and will then will make their pitch to so on and so on.

My example since no one is above me

My movie is call "Human Season"

Two birdwatchers go deep into the woods to study a rare bird only to be hunted down by four hunters who want to looking for harder things too kill.

Edited May 11, 2017 by Catsle

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Not too bad.

 

"Memories"

That guys who always gets away in horror movies but sees it all remembers all of it and now he has to relive those nightmares

Edited May 12, 2017 by Maple Bat

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"Skin face" original from 1974

Friends go on trip, pick up a crazy hitch hiker. Get lost, winding up at house of horrors. Family kill and eat most of them the biggest one using a chainsaw to kill. Wears their skin on his face...one woman survives and gets away traumatized forever. 

Semi based on real serial killer Ed Gein

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The City of Lost Children (1995)

The City of Lost children, is a neo-gothic adventure ride of a french film, starring (because why the hell not) Ron Pearlman as a Strong Man looking for his younger brother who has been kidnapped by the Evil Krank! A villain who cannot dream!

Honestly, It's one of my favorite films for its art style and practical effects, It's got such a distinct Art Style that shines even to this day. The Story & English Dub (Use the Sub), Get a bit convoluted, but its somewhat coherent and certain scenes such as the Cyclops Headquarters, which is filled with the atmosphere are stand out. Go watch it!