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Pretty fine.

Got up at 4, went for a little jog checkin' on the south orchard, by the time I came back the sun rose, so I fed the chickens. One of Appleboom's friends was in there but I can't figger out why.

After breakfast, AJ said she was goin' to town so that left me to feed the cows, set up the corn field sprinklers and water the vegetable garden. Some of the sprinklers had leaks so I had to find some tape and that took longer than I liked. After lunch I've gotta check on the north field (a couple of those trees been having an aphid problem), and make Granny tea. I've also wanted to check on the barn roof, I think it's due for re-shingling.

 

Sounds like you had an hard day , do you need any extra hands around the yard?

From chaos we all began, and to Chaos we shall all return. For i am Bob the definition of perfect embodiment of all things Chaotic.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Have you ever forgotten to turn your swag off?

 

I forgot my yoke a few times when I was a colt. I don't plan on gettin' another rope burn on my neck any time soon.

Not sure what 'swag' is though if that's not what you mean. Is it a way of walkin'?

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Sounds like you had an hard day , do you need any extra hands around the yard?

 

I don't tend to turn down a hard worker but then that means if you want to help you gotta be able to help. Edited by Blue
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I forgot my yoke a few times when I was a colt. I don't plan on gettin' another rope burn on my neck any time soon.

Not sure what 'swag' is though if that's not what you mean. Is it a way of walkin'?

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I don't tend to turn down a hard worker but then that means if you want to help you gotta be able to help.

 

i always help , plus i got to keep my suntower clean basically counting all seven thousand rooms plus stairs.

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i always help , plus i got to keep my suntower clean basically counting all seven thousand rooms plus stairs.

 

...If you say so.

You can head into Ponyville and buy a barrel of roofing tar, I'll pay you for the trouble when you get it here.

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...If you say so.

You can head into Ponyville and buy a barrel of roofing tar, I'll pay you for the trouble when you get it here.

 

no, need to pay i'll do it for free mr.Macintosh, one barrel of roofing tar. check.

From chaos we all began, and to Chaos we shall all return. For i am Bob the definition of perfect embodiment of all things Chaotic.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Pretty fine.

Got up at 4, went for a little jog checkin' on the south orchard, by the time I came back the sun rose, so I fed the chickens. One of Applebloom's friends was in there but I can't figger out why.

After breakfast, AJ said she was goin' to town so that left me to feed the cows, set up the corn field sprinklers and water the vegetable garden. Some of the sprinklers had leaks so I had to find some tape and that took longer than I liked. After lunch I've gotta check on the north field (a couple of those trees been having an aphid problem), and make Granny tea. I've also wanted to check on the barn roof, I think it's due for re-shingling.

 

Scootaloo is said to be a chicken...

Anyhow, here's my question:do you like pie?


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Thanks PixiGlow for my PINKTASTIC SIG!!! Cute Avatar made by Dragonshy!

Though you are shy and sweet, and I bake every treat, everyone has differences,

even best friends, but I can't see the differences in you and me, my friend (formerly Pinkie Pie Rocks)

You're only one good thing, and dreams are never worth a thing, my Fluttershy. ~Pinkie Pie

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Hey big Mac how are you

 

Jus' fine. Thanks for askin'.

 

Scootaloo is said to be a chicken...

Anyhow, here's my question:do you like pie?

 

She'sAWhatNow? Ah've given up tryin' to figger out Apple Bloom's friends...

Anyways, I love pie.

Granny can bake an apple pie better than anypony in all Equestria, and AJ's is right on up there.

(Although I do remember I tried Pinkie Pie's rhubarb-strawberry-bubblegum and that was somethin' else.)

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Hey Big Mac. Would you mind if I took your sister out on a date?

 

*Penetrating glare straight in the eyes.*

 

Eeyup. :mellow:

 

How's apple bloom and AJ? And how come on the show the sparkles on your cutie mark come and go?

 

Apple Bloom's just dandy. 'Cute little rascal is usually in town with her friends, and it's rarer than a blue moon she's ever come away from them sad. AJ's much the same with those friends of hers in town.

 

Sparkles?

Dunno, Ah've never seen em. Ain't a habit of mine to stare at my butt.

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Big Mac, did you know I can turn into Pinkie Pie.


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Thanks PixiGlow for my PINKTASTIC SIG!!! Cute Avatar made by Dragonshy!

Though you are shy and sweet, and I bake every treat, everyone has differences,

even best friends, but I can't see the differences in you and me, my friend (formerly Pinkie Pie Rocks)

You're only one good thing, and dreams are never worth a thing, my Fluttershy. ~Pinkie Pie

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I wanna have a nice time with 'er. Ya know bring her ta Sugarcube Corner fer some sweets and maybe go see a movie.

 

And yer intentions?

 

Big Mac, did you know I can turn into Pinkie Pie.

 

Nope.

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What do you think about this video that I found?

 

Well those fellers sure can talk faster than Ah can.

The one that looks like me thinks like Ah do though- Ah may not be the best but Ah'm a mite better than any stallion who'd make a comment about plowin' like he did. That weren't so courteous to any ladyfolk that might've been watchin'.

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Sorry I just wanted to know what you thought about it though and I think you would do good doing something like this and besides I think you would so win.

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Sorry I just wanted to know what you thought about it though and I think you would do good doing something like this and besides I think you would so win.

 

It explains itself that the Prince feller had to rely on DerpyHooves to make his lines even worth listenin' to.

 

Just wanna have a nice time, man, that's all Ah ask.

 

...Fine. but Ah got my eye on you.
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