open The return of Eppaljeck

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The town awoke.

For a briefing from Seismic Wave.

"Alright maggots! You all know the drill. Nobody Flies, and Nobody Leaves!

There's no new info. Any Questions?"

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"What's a maggot?" Ali asked, jokingly.

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''Maggots are Small Worm like things that Suck the life out of you.'' Said Splinter as rolling his eyes.

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Seismic Wave:"Oh so we have two Jokers in the front do we?" *Walks up to Ali and Splinter*

"Jokers are for card games not real life emergencies. you two have guard duty. My office 10:30 be there."

*Flies back onto stage* "Alright if there will be no more question I'll be on my way"

Edited June 5, 2012 by EppalJeck

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''I was just telling her something...'' Said Splinter as frowning. ''Shit...'' Said Splinter as facehoofing.

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"Didn't you say no flying?" Ali said, knowing full well the consequences, but she couldn't resist.

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''It's times like this I miss Music.'' Said Splinter as beginning to hum a song regarding the situations around him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQgMVd8tCSY

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*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

Seismic Wave: "Oh S***! CODE RED! LEVEL 5 Infection! Somepony here is infected! General run a scan!

Then out of nowhere Apple jack started to float and then she suddenly Transformed into a deformed Apple jack that stood upright.

"!Won dewercs lla er'uoY" said the deformed pony

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''I'll but a bullet in my head, and I'm gone, gone, gone.'' Said Splinter to himself as Apple Jack Transformed.

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Run, or shoot? Run or shoot? Thought Ali.

 

"You know, I hate you, conscious!" She sad, before letting loose fire on the new enemy.

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''I should have thought of that.'' Said Splinter as beginning to shoot by Ali's side.

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"Wait," said Ali, as she stopped shooting. "How can we pull the trigger? We don't exactly have fingers."

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As all the ponies shot at Eppaljeck she fell down to the ground faking her own death

all the ponies walked up and started to cheer around the dead body

Seismic Wave: *Oh god no... Its not dead!*

*Takes apple from pocket and throws it to eppaljeck*

Seismic Wave: "Eat up ya crazy son of a B****!"

Eppal jeck then asploded and left nothing but a pile of blood

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''I've never known either...'' Said Splinter as looking at the gun. ''Now... What the hell happened to Applejack?!'' Said Splinter as blood splatted over his face.

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Seismic Wave: "Alright everypony Town Hall now!"

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"But I'm.... *nom* not..... *munch* done with my.... *nom* applesauce!!!" Ali said, between mouthfuls.

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''Hey! I want some!'' Said Splinter as drooling. ''Town hall comes first... I guess.'' Said Splinter as his Stomach rumbled. He walked over to the Town Hall.

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*Later on at Town Hall*

Seismic Wave: "Alright what you have just witnessed was a pony infected with a virus called Eppal Light. What this does to a pony is it turns them into a bipedal creature who can only talk in a slurred backwards language. The only way to kill an Eppal creature is with an apple. But due to the apple family losing its last family member there is no more apples available in Ponyville, Therefore 3 of you will be taking a quest with me to kill all of these creatures. Two of you are... General hand me the list.... thank you.... *Ahem* Ali,and Splinter. Be ready for breifing "

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''SIR YES SIR!'' Said Splinter as Saluting.

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Ali looked up from her intense stare-down with the floor. "Seriously? I was winning too!" she said, before blurting out. "But wait, if there are no more apples, then how do we kill them? Fill the bullets with the leftover applesauce?"

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Seismic Wave:"That's what will have to do for now till we can get the the ends of the everfree forest.

our number 3 lives not to far from the ever free forest. Ali,Spliter lets go."

Edited June 5, 2012 by EppalJeck

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Splinter loaded his gun. ''I'm right behind you.'' Said Splinter as wiping dirt on his cheeks.

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"Right!" Ali proclaimed. "I will follow you until the end of my days!"

 

I always wanted to say that! She thought

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The team started to walk toward the everfree forest until the reached a tree house outside the outskirts of the dreaded forest.

*Knocks on door*

Seismic Wave: "Yoohoo? Anypony there?"

the Heavy headed Commander seemed alot more level headed

*Door Opens*

???: Um...Hello?

Seismic Wave: Hey! Its me! you mind if we come in?

???: "Not at all! After all you are my husband!"

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''Lets kick some Apple Ass!'' Said Splinter as somersaulting in mid air. ''Let me get something on... One minute...'' Said Splinter as pressing a button on his ear. He then looked like this:

Edited June 5, 2012 by Calirolls