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3 hours ago, Nitobit said:

I didn't read the fine print :sealed:

Yes, lord Hadrien!

*throws his javelins at the goblins*

*bash the 4 remaining goblins, yes one spawned out of nowhere*

Alright, let's see how many herbs they had.......

*checks out only 4 herbs for 11 goblins*

Damn it, we needed more for us two. Here, take 3 for your valiant assistance, and I'll take 1. That way we both only need 2 more herbs for the quest.

Now, where can we find more herbs........

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IT'S GREAT, NOW WE ONLY HAVE HALF THE THE GIBLINS TO DEAL WITH ! *continues fighting the swarm of goblins attracted to the poison rain* @Nitobit I hope you're not getting tired, we need to p

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7 hours ago, Felis Amafeles said:

I'll probably investigate what kinds of slimes are there in the forest and then think about countermeasures...

"..... Why the interests in slime?"

Then 10 goblins tried to surround us...

.... We need assistance @Shiny Silvermoon

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3 hours ago, StrawberryMilk Simp said:

"..... Why the interests in slime?"

Then 10 goblins tried to surround us...

.... We need assistance @Shiny Silvermoon

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Back up! Everypony, back up!!! *Shiny threatened everypony including her friends with the shovel.*

I am feeling anxiety, right now, because of the quest to friendship! So you back up! I'm dangerous! :Cozy:

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1 hour ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

Back up! Everypony, back up!!! *Shiny threatened everypony including her friends with the shovel.*

I am feeling anxiety, right now, because of the quest to friendship! So you back up! I'm dangerous! :Cozy:

Bonks you on your head softly.

" no preasure shiny .....:okiedokieloki:"

Then hugs you a bit.

" your doing great.:mlp_maud:"

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4 hours ago, StrawberryMilk Simp said:

"..... Why the interests in slime?"

Um...maybe different kinds of slime from slime could be used...?

4 hours ago, StrawberryMilk Simp said:

Then 10 goblins tried to surround us...

If they understand Ponish, maybe we could try asking them why surrounding us...:muffins:

If they do not understand Ponish, I think we could consider hiding...

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27 minutes ago, Felis Amafeles said:

Um...maybe different kinds of slime from slime could be used...?

If they understand Ponish, maybe we could try asking them why surrounding us...:muffins:

If they do not understand Ponish, I think we could consider hiding...

"How can we hide when we are surounded?"

And the squires are here to help us!

@Hadrien! @Shiny Silvermoon!

I choose you!...

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6 minutes ago, StrawberryMilk Simp said:

"How can we hide when we are surounded?"

Um...I think...

it depends on the range they surround,
there are 10 of them, so the distance between every 2 will not be too short...
And since we are in the forest, the possibility of finding a hiding place is not zero...

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16 minutes ago, Felis Amafeles said:

Um...I think...

it depends on the range they surround,
there are 10 of them, so the distance between every 2 will not be too short...
And since we are in the forest, the possibility of finding a hiding place is not zero...

".... Theres a cave over there.... Might have cave slims too .."

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15 minutes ago, StrawberryMilk Simp said:

".... Theres a cave over there.... Might have cave slims too .."

I'm not sure if slimes can survive in a place that lack of oxygen,

so first, I shall throw a torch into the cave to check...

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16 minutes ago, Felis Amafeles said:

I'm not sure if slimes can survive in a place that lack of oxygen,

so first, I shall throw a torch into the cave to check...

The whole area exploded and caused a massive earth quake.

It seems the cave was filled with noxious gas.

" NANI!?"

I try and cover and protect you.

Its raining poison slimes.

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11 minutes ago, StrawberryMilk Simp said:

The whole area exploded and caused a massive earth quake.

It seems the cave was filled with noxious gas.

" NANI!?"

I try and cover and protect you.

Its raining poison slimes.

Oh...Thank you, you are so very kind,
I think maybe we should consider taking a few steps back?
And then use sticks to collect some poison of the slimes?

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8 minutes ago, Felis Amafeles said:

Oh...Thank you, you are so very kind,
I think maybe we should consider taking a few steps back?
And then use sticks to collect some poison of the slimes?

"We should be careful though. not only are there poison slime all over the place, The terrain got exploded and its hard to move from the bad terrain."

Because of the explosion a lot of herbs got exposed and is also littered the place.

" Ey everyone can finish the herb quest now!... It only cost the destruction of the area...."

All the goblins are now angry and are grouping up to attack us.

" derp legion! Assemble!!"

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*picks up two remaining herbs he misses for the quest*

*yanks a javelin out of a goblin's body and puts the tip in poison slime for extra poison damage and prepares for attack*

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9 minutes ago, Nitobit said:

*picks up two remaining herbs he misses for the quest*

*yanks a javelin out of a goblin's body and puts the tip in poison slime for extra poison damage and prepares for attack*

"I hide at your back.... I help....give massage..."

Rubs your back and massages you 

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2 hours ago, Nitobit said:

*picks up two remaining herbs he misses for the quest*

*yanks a javelin out of a goblin's body and puts the tip in poison slime for extra poison damage and prepares for attack*

LET'S GO, DERPLING NITO ! ONWARD ! FOR GLORRRRRRRRRRY ! LETS SHOW THESE GOBLINS HOW IT'S DONE !

*runs in with the sword I stole from the knight armory and hid under my cloak and kills 3 goblins with one swing*

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12 minutes ago, Felis Amafeles said:

Um...I suppose I could try throwing sticks or rocks at the goblins while Hadrien charges? Get some goblins attention...

Great tactic ! You distract them from the back, we tank them from the front, and the other can just stay behind. LET'S GOOOOOO !

*swings my sword wildly, too hyped to notice the herbs at my feet*

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1 minute ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

Awwwwww! *Shiny would hug back @StrawberryMilk Simp tightly.*

Thank you! I'll fight the goblins with you now!

Apparently we are winning and because @Felis Amafeles destroyed half of the forest the entire army of goblins are attacking us.:muffins:

Plus its raining poison slimes and herbs! So we pretty much finished 2 quests!.  Ee just need to survive this goblin attack and report back to the guild!

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10 minutes ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

Also, did I tell you that my shovel has the power to harvest a complete field in one swing? I think I did!

*With one swing, Shiny actually harvested 100 herbs which was more than enough!*

Wait what did you say about the forest? :unamused:

.... It was @Felis Amafeles fault... 

* runs away.*

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