Sig worthy comments

[None42069 520]

Alright, guys. Since the admins were lame enough under some sort of obligations of posting a limit on sigatures, anything in chats, MSN, AIM, whatever you use can't be posted in there. So, here's the thread made for those kinds of moments.

 

If someone said something funny, post it here. Here are a few examples:

 

 

JYAP: Also Rag, you need to shut up and move before time runs out.

JYAP: Since you typ-

Rocket: BOOM

JYAP: Stump, man, I didn't know damage went that high.

SoaD: XD

Rocket: 505%

JYAP:

Xidphel switched in Torterra (lvl 100 Torterra ♂).

ROID RAGER II used Ice Beam.

It's super effective!

Torterra lost 505% of its health.

Xidphel's Torterra fainted.

What I'm known as in that circle I mentioned in my introductory post.

 

XidphelNo matter who it is, pain is an immediate response to a cut.] says (11:20 PM):

*Right.

JYAP says (11:21 PM):

*Watch out.

*Rag says inane statements after saying "Right."

 

 

Xidphel[but there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.] says (8:43 PM):

*Right.

*So apparently, PETA thinks to have protested about everything wrong against animals in the real world.

JYAP says (8:44 PM):

*Bestiality?

Xidphel[but there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.] says (8:44 PM):

*Not done by them.

 

 

 

Rocket says (1:18 AM)

are you guys getting black/white and which one

Xidphel -Breaking things- says (1:18 AM)

White.

Because I'm apparently a racist prick.

Rocket says (1:18 AM)

cracka

James! (hotbloodedProgrammer) says (1:19 AM)

I'd get White, because it's got better looking stuff in general

so it's not me that's racist

JYAP says (1:19 AM)

I'm getting White.

James! (hotbloodedProgrammer) says (1:19 AM)

it's Nintendo

JYAP says (1:19 AM)

Because I figure everyone will get Black.

Rocket says (1:19 AM)

if I get one I am getting black

just to spite all of you

for getting white

Xidphel -Breaking things- says (1:19 AM)

GO TEAM RACISM!

JYAP says (1:19 AM)

FUCK YEAH

Student: Why won't you let me in?

Me: Who knows what you might do in there with all those chemicals and bacterias. You might even make the T-virus... K. That would actually be awesome but still.

While exiting a lab at school.

 

Spy: Y U SO SMART?!

Me: I'm not smart! I'm paranoid!

Anyways, your turn. Also, in an unrelated note, we might need a chat on this site.

[Evilshy 5,090]

Fact: 90% of what I say is sig-worthy.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

-Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's special talents?

From an implicit point of view, quite literally, being bitches.

 

-The Banned Game

You're banned because I am NOT a bull lady.

 

-Season Three, Discord

No, it won't be Discord returning, it'll be his eco-enemy (instead of eco-friendly, get it?) brother Discard who sounds a lot like Discord. Discard's plan is to ruin Equestria's environment so every pony and creature suffers.

 

On record, Doctor XFizzle's comments are ALMOST all sig-worthy.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Trixie is a pony of nocturnal persuasion and negotiable affection

I'll let you guess who.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

I'll let you guess who.

 

Tom the Diamond? Like so.

 

Trixie is a pony of nocturnal persuasion and negotiable affection.

 

Edited July 6, 2012 by Mr. Cricket

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Tom the Diamond?

 

Oh don't we all wish that were true, but sadly no. Someone's who much wittier and exceptionally handsome to boot.

 

I mean yes, yes he did that Tom.

Edited July 6, 2012 by Doctor XFizzle

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

I mean yes, yes he did that Tom.

 

That's what I thought.

[Shadow Chaser 633]

I used to use a line from a spam email I got a long time ago. It said

 

When it rains and sun shines at the same time, the Devil is beating his wife.

Never understood it. Still don't. Still makes me chuckle.

[None42069 520]

2 status shenanigans:

Edited July 27, 2012 by Xidphel

[NavelColt 22,881]

I lol'd off my chair at this particular comment trio in a pony song on youtube. Defintely sig worthy.

 

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

My hero *swoon*

[None42069 520]

"User"

It would be more effective to use a transducer to convert the photons into electrical energy and than use it on the Marill.

4:02 PM

 

Harlow

you can play it on the link I sent

 

Arashikage

I don't understand the following behind the new Pokemon games

 

DoctorAllosaurus

I got it yesterday but I still haven't finished White.

 

Harlow

The amount of time that Pokémon spend stuffed in pokéballs is akin to how elephants are chained up in train carts, waiting to be let out to "perform" in circuses. But the difference between real life and this fictional world full of organized animal fighting is that Pokémon games paint rosy pictures of things that are actually horrible

 

Xidphel

FUCK PHYSICS!

 

Harlow

and lol Ash Ketchum is a boss

 

Xidphel

IT'S POKEMON!

 

Arashikage

XD

 

Xidphel

WATER+LEAVES=EXPLOSIONS!

Xidphel

The Voltorbs and Electrodes disguised as item balls in the first-gen games. It should be noted that Voltorb and Electrode were only discovered after the creation of Poké Balls: their Pokédex entry for Ruby and Sapphire outright says they're Poké Balls that came to life.

 

DoctorAllosaurus

Then again this is a world with sentient ice cream...

4:06 PM

 

Arashikage

XD

Harlow

Pokemon feel as much pain as humans do

4:07 PM

 

DoctorAllosaurus

Pokemon are into masochism.

 

2:51 PM

 

High Executor19

Welp, I know my weekend is rueeened.

2:52 PM

 

Xidphel

But I didn't post ponies yet.

2:53 PM

 

Lord Shen

already did that

 

High Executor19

Ponies are needed.

 

Lot of them are.

 

Xidphel

http://felix-kot.dev...Gilda-244257655

 

How about now?

2:56 PM

 

High Executor19

http://cartoonlion.d...Bully-213664468

2:57 PM

 

High Executor19

http://www.polyvore....=l&tid=52126059

 

Xidphel

http://images4.wikia...Shift,_Cutscene).png

 

 

6:35 PM

 

Xidphel

has entered the room

 

Prince Elite

don't ever give up, my son

 

Xidphel

Using the full power of the sealed weapon, the light stealing Izayoi, on everyone I meet.

 

What could possibly go wrong?

6:36 PM

 

Prince Elite

Everything

 

Xidphel

And there goes Tsubaki's sight.

6:43 PM

 

Prince Elite

Shame

 

Xidphel

 

Damn it.

 

Noel is like the Fluttershy of Blazblue.

6:44 PM

 

Prince Elite

I have no idea what's going on so, *nods*

 

Xidphel

Well, she's shy, one of her powers involve the eye (Eye of the azure).

 

Hidi

has entered the room

 

Xidphel

She's scary when pissed...

6:45 PM

 

Hidi

 

 

Xidphel

And she just witnessed her friend's death.

 

Hidi

Are you getting me message?

 

Xidphel

And here's Hazama to mock the scene.

 

Hidi

OK, looks like it sent

6:46 PM

 

Hidi

I'm getting "Server is Busy" errors

 

Prince Elite

Shame Hidi isn't here, he's really good at making conversation

 

Xidphel

INORITE!

 

Hidi

Awwww!

 

That must suck!

6:47 PM

 

Prince Elite

Yeah, where is he? He's normally on by now

 

Hidi

I've been playing a game called Ghost Master

 

it's pretty old, but quite fun.

 

Xidphel

Also, Elite, each time I look at your icon, I keep mistaking the wing for NightMare Moon's head.

 

Arashikage

Oh cool

 

More heratics

 

Hidi

http://store.steampowered.com/app/6200/

 

Xidphel

Mostly because I can't see the actual head of your icon.

6:48 PM

 

Hidi

I don't have it on Steam. I have the disc

 

Prince Elite

Nah, i can see you Hidi, heya

 

and Xid. thank you

 

Xidphel

Why?

 

Because you can't unsee?

 

Arashikage

Oh I can see that

 

Prince Elite

i don't know

6:49 PM

 

Hidi

What is seen cannot be unseen,

 

Arashikage

I wanna get Wargame: European Escalation

 

Prince Elite

it's a edit of the Star Fox logo with "Darius Angel" written on it

 

Arashikage

But I can't spend my money, and Waffles who owes me money doesn't have his money on a card

 

Prince Elite

nothing too fancy, but i will bring it

6:51 PM

 

Hidi

Eh?

6:52 PM

 

Prince Elite

never mind

 

Xidphel

So Tsubaki asks if it's ok to like older stuff like historical drama in the "Help me, professor Kokonoe" segment.

 

In the upcoming Chrono Phantasma, one will ask if it's ok to like things meant for younger people.

6:54 PM

 

Hidi

I have to get some homework done before the TF2 meet

 

see y'all later!

 

Hidi

has left the room

 

Xidphel

In fact, with all the references dropped, I SERIOUSLY wouldn't be surprised if they'd say something about FiM!

6:56 PM

 

Prince Elite

has left the room

 

Xidphel

They actually ripped off the magical girl style with RELIUS playing the PUPPETEER MASK! And Noel almost ripped off LotR!

 

Trufax. LotR rip off: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM2tq3FkGxI#t=4m10s

 

Puppeteer Mask: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM2tq3FkGxI#t=7m57s

7:02 PM

 

Dublinfox

has entered the room

 

Xidphel

I mean seriously! With all the parodies and references they drop, MLP WILL show up in the next installment of Blazblue!

 

It's inevitable!

7:04 PM

 

Dublinfox

I didn't know there were references in Blazblue.

 

I haven't played it in a while.

 

Xidphel

...Have you seen Platinum's joke ending in Extend?

7:05 PM

 

Dublinfox

No.

 

Xidphel

Xidphel

They actually ripped off the magical girl style with RELIUS playing the PUPPETEER MASK! And Noel almost ripped off LotR!

 

Trufax. LotR rip off: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM2tq3FkGxI#t=4m10s

 

Puppeteer Mask: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM2tq3FkGxI#t=7m57s

 

Remove everything the time code to see the full ending.

 

Damn it. Forget I said "everything".

7:09 PM

 

Dublinfox

Halfsies.....on.....the boobies?

7:16 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

has entered the room

 

ballisticwaffles

WHO ORDERED A BEATING

 

Arashikage

You did

 

On yourself

 

ballisticwaffles

OUCH

 

TAKE THAT ME!

 

Arashikage

Lol

 

ballisticwaffles

OUCH!

7:17 PM

 

Arashikage

C'mon is that the best you got!? He's not even unconscious yet!

 

Xidphel

Hey, Waffles. Ever played Blazblue?

7:18 PM

 

Dublinfox

Well, I'm happy to say I just got my copy of Black 2.

 

ballisticwaffles

i have not

7:19 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

i try and stay away from JRPGs

 

i tend to enjoy playing my video games, not watchgin them

 

Xidphel

It's a fighting game.

 

Dublinfox

Its a fighting series.

 

2D fighting series.

 

Xidphel

With TONS of references.

 

ballisticwaffles

i also tend to stray away from those

 

Xidphel

And here they are: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ShoutOut/BlazBlue

7:20 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

fighting games tend to end with me throwing a fist through a window

 

Xidphel

Divided into 4 categories.

 

...

 

Yeah. Good call there, Waffles.

7:21 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

i try and keep myself calm

 

Xidphel

The arcade version in Extend almost broke my window and killed my neighborhood.

 

See, Blazblue has something called Unlimited mode.

 

To put it bluntly:

 

Gamebreaker mode.

7:23 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

GET ON YOUR KNEES

 

Says teh priest

 

AND PRAY

 

Xidphel

With it, characters gain an increase in heat gauge which lets them use specials, defense breaks, a new annoYING MOVE THAT SLAMS ME DOWN 5 TIMES BEFORE KICK ME IN THE FACE!

 

AND WHEN YOU'RE CAUGHT AT 1 HP, YOU DON'T LOSE THAT LAST HP UNTIL THAT F[iNFERNO DIVIDE] TROLL KICKS ME IN THE FACE!

 

Yeah. It can get a tiny bit annoying.

 

*twitch*

7:27 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

see?

 

wjhy would ou play a game that did something like that to your emotional wel being?

 

Xidphel

 

 

So flashy @_@

 

And good story that's hilarious, depressing and epic at times instead of funny, sad and good.

7:29 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

oh

 

its Animu style

 

Xidphel

Sorta.

 

Anyways, I'll be online soon.

7:31 PM

 

Dublinfox

For TF2?

 

Xidphel

Yeah.

 

Dublinfox

Same here.

 

Xidphel

I already achieved Tsubaki's bad ending. Heading for her true ending now.

 

And there goes her sight.

 

Nice little weapon she got there. Too bad it steals her sight when overused.

 

"Who should... who should I fight for? Why am I fighting...?"

 

What...

 

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

7:37 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

A girl

 

A girl worht fighting for

 

DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU

 

Xidphel

Funny you should mention that.

 

She fights to serve the Imperator Librarus who is, in fact, a girl.

7:38 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

The Emperor Librarian?

 

Xidphel

Yeah... the leader of the Novus Orbus Librarius. Though with the collection of grimmoires which takes many forms apart from books (like weapons), they got the Library name.

7:41 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

hmm

 

i assume there is also the cold emoptionless guirl

 

the whiny angsty preteen with 6 girls lusting after his prepubescent ass

 

and a jolly fat man?

 

Xidphel

...

7:42 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

as per ANIMU standard?

 

i hate Anime if you cant tell

 

Xidphel

Lambda-11 and Nu-13 who are emotionless androids (the later goes Yandere), a third one joins (extremely shy reminiscent to Fluttershy for lack of better example.)

7:43 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

BRONY!

 

*Shakes fist*

 

Xidphel

As for the pre-teen...

 

Little boy who watch his sister being converted into a puppet weapon and hates adults.

7:44 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

how many girls want to be in his pants

 

Xidphel

Well, he's a kid so the typical reaction is tons of DAW's and crushing hugs.

 

The other one is emo guy, crazy about his brother (murderously) and at least 1 girl wants him.

7:45 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

i knew it

 

ANIMU is all teh same

 

Xidphel

The closest one to a fat man is actually a red android. Very smart guy.

7:46 PM

 

ballisticwaffles

i assume somewhere in the plot, your charecter is alone in a subway train talking to themself?

 

and then they convince pain to revive everyone i the village

 

and then you eat the Gumgum fruit?

 

Xidphel

...

 

Very little seen death.

 

Actually...

 

Shit.

 

You're good at this!

 

 

Xidphel the F2P -=SFO=-: http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/e/e1/My_little_airship.png

Xidphel the F2P -=SFO=-: I don't remember seeing this before...

Xidphel the F2P -=SFO=-: Though I can barely see Rarity so I guess this is from that Rarity episode I skipped over in season 2?

Vy'drach (-=SF-O=-): Its Fancy Pant's airship

Vy'drach (-=SF-O=-): Or rather same type

Xidphel the F2P -=SFO=-: But that pony behind Rarity looks like Blueblood.

Xidphel the F2P -=SFO=-: Wait a sec...

Vy'drach (-=SF-O=-): Yep, it does

Xidphel the F2P -=SFO=-: Blueblood... Rarity...

Xidphel the F2P -=SFO=-: That airship ain't lasting long.

Vy'drach (-=SF-O=-): She was just christening it, plus that's when she was popular

Xidphel the F2P -=SFO=-: Blueblood's own S.S. Hindentanic.

 

ApprenticeChief:Sit on Kong.

snooperassassin:Is that what you named your posterior AC?

ApprenticeChief:(Don't tell them!)

snooperassassin:xD

cody9009:?

Miro62:._.

snooperassassin:

Xidphel:It's just snoop and AC being Snoop and AC.

snooperassassin:Hey... it takes real skill to be as stupid as me. ._.

bluecat2012:XD

Miro62:Hello Xid, I don't think I've met you before.

Xidphel:I'm rarely on kong.

snooperassassin:Do you know there are people who would KILL to be able to master the stupidity I exude on a daily basis?

Edited December 16, 2012 by Xidphel