Evilshy 5,090 July 7, 2012 Share July 7, 2012 Not sober. Message girl on hookup site. She wants to hookup. Still not sober. Tell her my address. Start getting ready. Realize I just gave stranger on Internet my address. Still not sober. Am paranoid. Flip the fuck out. They're coming to get me. Get guns and machete. Make furniture fort. Put stuff around room for extra cover. Doorbell rings. Holy shit they're going to kill me. Take cover. Doorbell rings again. Slowly walk to door with AR-15. Brace self. Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur. 5 Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,055 July 7, 2012 Share July 7, 2012 A true masterpiece to survive the ages. This story touched my heart in a way that no other story ever has. Its intricate plot amazes me to no end, and its memorable twists and turns are unrivaled in their sheer magnificence. 10/10 would read again. Seriously though, that did make my day. 2 A lil' Catherine <(^.^)> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine 16,334 July 7, 2012 Share July 7, 2012 Need more spaghetti 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Sky 449 July 7, 2012 Share July 7, 2012 Can you say DERKA DERKA DERRRR Twilight Sky OC Picture of some friends and me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286 July 7, 2012 Share July 7, 2012 Can you say DERKA DERKA DERRRR DERKADERKADERRRRNice story, Evilshy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 July 7, 2012 Author Share July 7, 2012 Walking on street. See dinosaur. Tell dinosaur to stay there. Dinosaur says okay. Holy shit talking dinosaur. Go to store with dinosaur. Buy booze. Get drunk with dinosaur. Party hard. Get money. Fuck bitches. We were best friends. Dinosaur gets too drunk. Passes out. Put collar on dinosaur. Give out leashes. Everybody walk the dinosaur. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=733O0xJDx8o Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,993 July 7, 2012 Share July 7, 2012 Walking party Everybody's got a power stride See a fly girl See the prime minister See a girl fly See the prime minister fly Holy dang people can fly God damn I'm high We float into the clouds There's a factory with rainbows Inside is a machine with a door on it Open the door Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 July 7, 2012 Author Share July 7, 2012 On computer. Get bored. Want to go to space. Have no money. Can't go to space. Depressed. Kill self. Go to hell. Get in fight with gangsters and satan. Win. I am a boss. Get demonic powers. Go to space. Mission accomplished. Get thirsty. Drink comet. Still thirsty. Want Dr. Pepper. No Dr. Pepper in space. Go to walmart. Walkmart explodes. wtf why did Walmart explode. Investigation. Find evidence. Go to police. Police explode. wtf why did police explode. Investigate more. Call friend to help investigate. Phone explodes. wtf why did phone explode. Pissed now. No investigation. Go back in time. Find explosions and tell them I am pissed. Punch explosions. Go back to normal time. Time explodes. Have epiphany. I am the demons. I am now a zombie. Everybody walk the dinosaur. Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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