5 Reasons You Don't Want To Be A Pony

[Hushabye 47]

My biggest problem would be the apparent lack of both bathrooms and opposable thumbs -- two things that I consider to be the greatest assets of mankind.

[silvadel 1,393]

My biggest problem would be the apparent lack of both bathrooms and opposable thumbs -- two things that I consider to be the greatest assets of mankind.

 

Well, we did see an outhouse at the train station in episode 14 (the one where applejack runs away due to not having any blue ribbons). So I think it is fair to say that bathrooms do exist.

Edited August 28, 2012 by silvadel

[Boxxi The Brony 119]

I TOTALLY still want to be a pony. It's my lifelong dream (well, since I discovered the show) and it cannot be taken away from me. NEVER!!!

 

Remember, no one has lived until they have seen the show, so yes, it was your lifelong dream, no but I do thing there are valid reasons but my curiosity is to strong and outweighs my logic, Hmmm all of us Bronies and Pegasisters should save up money, and put it towards making our own little equestria theme park thing, aah, so much fun, then haters come in and our part cannons point towards them and send them to our "Pinkies Basement" ride where no one gets out alive and then we murder the haters and take over the world, what, did you expect this post to make sense, I am RILEY!

[Squeaker 89]

All absolutely correct, but still totally worth it. If I got eaten by a dragon it would still totally be worth it. And I've thought about the wistfulness some ponies may feel about their type, but I mean, it's not that different. As a 1/2 black 1/4 Japanese 1/4 curly-haired white person I wish I had manageable hair. But if I want it to look decent I need to spend two hours a day straightening it and two hours a week at a minimum washing it and 60 dollars at least every 3 months to perm it. I wish I was blonde with straight hair. But oh well. And then I bet some white people wish they had dark skin so they wouldn't get sunburned as easily or because tan is nicer or whatever. We all just gotta deal with it.