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To the Citizens of MLPForums...


Street Comedy

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You have been supplied with false idols to stop you from tearing down this corrupt site. Let me tell you the truth about Scootacool from the words of the Forum's commissioner, Feld0.

 

'Scootacool didn't murder Zoop he saved my family then took the blame for Zoop's appalling crimes so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around these fallen idols. I praised the mad man who tried to steal my own family but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of MLPForums with the truth and it is time for me to resign.'

 

And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the corrupt?

 

We take MLPForums from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. MLPForums is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming The Forums and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The moderators will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great forum... it will endure. MLPForums will survive!

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'Scootacool didn't murder Zoop he saved my family then took the blame for Zoop's appalling crimes so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around these fallen idols.

 

Because Scootacool's the hero this Forum deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we hunted him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector.

 

A dark knight.

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Because Scootacool's the hero this Forum deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we hunted him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector.

 

A dark knight.

 

He doesn't fear death, he welcomes it. His punishment shall be more severe.

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He doesn't fear death, he welcomes it. His punishment shall be more severe.

 

When MLP Forums is in ashes, he has my permission to be banned.

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Well that's the same as Christians- Christianity holds that it's an honour to be tortured or killed for the sake of Christ for sharing in his sufferings as a martyr.

"Punishment" does not logic at all.

 

Street Comedy, do you have the dumb today? Because it seems like you can't brain.

 

 

It doesn't matter what we have... what matters is our plan.

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