Joke Time: Pony Cult!

[Twango 39]

Hey guys; I was bored and started planning a fake Pony Cult, or as I like to call it, a Pony COLT, to troll non-Bronies

 

Basically; we'd pray to Pinkie for help with anything not related to clothing

 

I wanna make this as big as possible; so anything funny is welcome.

Make it as crazy as Scientology

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

oooh I have the best idea for a godfigure...hint hint

 

(cause every, even fakey religion needs a god figure, i could write our bible...though it would mostly be a ponified version of the movie Caligula)

[Twango 39]

oooh I have the best idea for a godfigure...hint hint

 

(cause every, even fakey religion needs a god figure, i could write our bible...though it would mostly be a ponified version of the movie Caligula)

 

 

Mkay. Gives me an idea; i'll post it in a sec

 

Who's the god figure? xD

 

NOT DISCORD, though. Not a satanist religion. ;w;

 

~Le Twango Master of All

 

Okay guys; anyone who wants to write a "book" of the Pony bible; tell me, and I'll add it to an official listing in the first post.

 

 

thanks guys!

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

discord would actually be a better idea... in terms of things to work with

otherwise I am suggesting Princess Molestia as the god figure

[Aureity 3,055]

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[Staticthor Draconus 959]

you can count me out, i prefer not to over fill my mind with fuck

[Guest]

I already worship more than one dark entity, Zalgo and Inglip are enough for me.

[Nouth 496]

I formed a cult worshiping mess while in the summer camp... I and my tentmate were too lazy to tidy our tent, so we made up a new religion .

But I'll stay out of this.