Ask Cadance

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hey Mike, can you do me a favor and turn me into a colt again? I've been getting these funny looks from the other colts whenever I'm trotting around, and it's kind of annoying.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Hey Mike, can you do me a favor and turn me into a colt again? I've been getting these funny looks from the other colts whenever I'm trotting around, and it's kind of annoying.

I'm in a good mood! So sure! *uses a spell but realises it was the wrong spell* oops I made you a unicorn! *turns you back into a stallion* there we go! Now I got to make you a pegisus again!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'm in a good mood! So sure! *uses a spell but realises it was the wrong spell* oops I made you a unicorn! *turns you back into a stallion* there we go! Now I got to make you a pegisus again!

GAH! Where the buck are my wings? Why do I feel so *horn*y? How do I use this horn anyways? *shoots a large beam of black energy at the shiny metal wall, causing it to bounce back set fire to the horn*

[Mysterypony92 581]

GAH! Where the buck are my wings? Why do I feel so *horn*y? How do I use this horn anyways? *shoots a large beam of black energy at the shiny metal wall, causing it to bounce back set fire to the horn*

*falls back laughing* Edited February 19, 2013 by Mikejr6692

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*falls back laughing*

I'M GONNA- actually, I kinda like this. Except my HORN'S ON FIRE! GAH! *scrambles around trying to find something liquid to dip horn in, and eventually rams it into the nearby crystal garden's soil to put it out*

[Mysterypony92 581]

I'M GONNA- actually, I kinda like this. Except my HORN'S ON FIRE! GAH! *scrambles around trying to find something liquid to dip horn in, and eventually rams it into the nearby crystal garden's soil to put it out*

*still on my back laughing*

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*still on my back laughing*

*shoots another black beam of energy at Mike while he's on the ground, causing his back left hoof to catch on fire*

[Mysterypony92 581]

*shoots another black beam of energy at Mike while he's on the ground, causing his back left hoof to catch on fire*

*feels my back left leg on fire* OW! *grabs a bucket of water a d pours it on my leg* what was that for?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*feels my back left leg on fire* OW! *grabs a bucket of water a d pours it on my leg* what was that for?

You turned me into a unicorn! And then you laughed at me when I burnt my horn! And you turned me into a mare several days ago! Have you ever tried going to a resturaunt and had to reject 30 colt's offers to buy you a drink? And don't get me started on heat season.  

[Mysterypony92 581]

You turned me into a unicorn! And then you laughed at me when I burnt my horn! And you turned me into a mare several days ago! Have you ever tried going to a resturaunt and had to reject 30 colt's offers to buy you a drink? And don't get me started on heat season.  

*chuckles* I would love to see that!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*chuckles* I would love to see that!

All right, I'll come back in 5 days when I master the R63 spell.

[Mysterypony92 581]

All right, I'll come back in 5 days when I master the R63 spell.

what's the R63 spell?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

what's the R63 spell?

Rule 63: Everything that exists has an opposite gender version of it.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Rule 63: Everything that exists has an opposite gender version of it.

oh what dies it do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

oh what dies it do?

It'll get rid of your second "horn"

[Mysterypony92 581]

It'll get rid of your second "horn"

huh? Second horn? Edited February 19, 2013 by Mikejr6692

[Leatherbehlt 465]

huh? Second horn?

I uh, never mind. It'll change your gender! I don't know where you learned that spell, but I know for a fact that most of the ponies I hang around will call it spell 63 or the 63rd spell.

[Mysterypony92 581]

I uh, never mind. It'll change your gender! I don't know where you learned that spell, but I know for a fact that most of the ponies I hang around will call it spell 63 or the 63rd spell.

ooooh ok! *turns you back into a mare*

[Leatherbehlt 465]

ooooh ok! *turns you back into a mare*

*checks body to what happened* Oh, this again. *sigh* At least I still gots mah horn. 

[Mysterypony92 581]

*checks body to what happened* Oh, this again. *sigh* At least I still gots mah horn. 

*chuckles* Edited February 19, 2013 by Mikejr6692

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*chuckles*

Hey, I'm a mare and my horn is still longer than yours!

[Mysterypony92 581]

Hey, I'm a mare and my horn is still longer than yours!

so I'm still stronger then with my magic!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

so I'm still stronger then with my magic!

Man, buck your magic. I could pummel you in a wrestling match. Wearing clothes of course.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Man, buck your magic. I could pummel you in a wrestling match. Wearing clothes of course.

nah I don't wrestle! But I'll do this! *uses the want it need it spell on you*

[Leatherbehlt 465]

nah I don't wrestle! But I'll do this! *uses the want it need it spell on you*

GASP! Wait, I mean *gasp* You nasty! I'm still a colt at heart man! *tackles Mike*