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I looked around and couldn't find a post asking those so, as usual I figured I would make one.

What are some funny stories that have happened to you.

I cant really think of any good stories right now so I will probably post something later.

I cant wait to read what you guys have to say :)


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This exchange happened in one of my high school classes with a (male)teacher I'm friends with when the subject of past jobs came up:

 

Teacher: I actually used to work in a strip club

 

Class: o_0

 

Teacher: No! I was the DJ.

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"You know, I don't know who or what you are Methos, and I know you don't want to hear this, but you did teach me something. You taught me that Life's about change, about learning to accept who you are, good or bad. And I thank you for that."

 

-Duncan McLeod.

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This one time at band camp...No wait wrong story. Well I went fishing in the Gulf of Mexico, and we were useing cut bait. Every time w would cast it out there were some seaguls that would divebomb and snatch it out of the water and try to fly off with it until the line went tight and they would drop it. Well one of them wasn't so lucky. When the line went tight the hook snaged him and I had to reel him in and remove it from his beak. They kind of left our bait alone after that.

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Knowing my friends, I could make daily posts in this thread...

 

One that I can think of off of the top of my head happened at the Concordia XC race up in Portland, Oregon. Nike (or Adidas?) was sponsoring the race, so they had LOADS of free gear that was first come, first serve. Part of their get-up were these large plastic billboards of sorts and a ton of markers. Most people made signs cheering on certain runners or schools.

 

My sign had "THE GAME" on it in big, bold black sharpie.

 

I walked around the rest of the day holding that sign up, and even got it in the camera shot for the internet video they took of the event. I remember one group started yelling at me "Why would you do that?!" and another kid almost broke down in front of me.

 

...well, it was funny to me.


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I don't know if you would count this as a story but I usually work in the backroom at Goodwill. Anyways me and my fellow co-workers basically off-load stuff for people that are donating and we always try to think of ways to screw with the customers. Usually these ways involve references to movies or using different voices. Anyways my personal favorite is to see how many times I can say 'meow' to a customer without them catching (Super Troopers). So far the most I've said it was 6 times to one customer and he still didn't catch it.

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Yesterday, I was in study hall with all my friends. One of my friends was goofing around and leaning over on her chair to jokingly flirt with my other friend, and he kept scooting away and she ended up falling on her ass, and everyone stared at her and laughed, and my whole table laughed. God, it was a moment where you had to be there and see that, otherwise, it just dont sound that funny


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