private The Return Of Discord: The God Of Chaos

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(I don't xD Enlighten me!)

 

"Well, no pony else likes me," Discord muttered.  "I'm going!" he announced, pointed a talon into the air and disappearing.

 

He appeared outside the castle.  He looked at his paw and talon.  Celestia's horn made me very powerful.  I'm not even tired.  I should use Luna's horn.

He made Luna's horn appeared and followed the same steps he had to absorb Celestia's horn.

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Shade went to nightmare moon and nudged her a bit "he cares about me, hahaha"

 

Then went to the pile of sleeping changeling minions... "sleep tight!" she took the crystal hart and absorbed it, then teleported to where discord was...

 

"so... How should we start this? Last I remember... The elements were in the dinning hall"

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Nightmare Moon just gave Shade a look that said 'Leave-Me-Alone'

 

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"The dining hall hm?  Well...lets watch them for a moment and then I'll give you the signal and we'll both just barge in," Discord grinned.  "The signal is me.." an apple appeared in his paw.  "..throwing a tomapple at...one of them," he said, tossing the apple to the ground where it splattered like a tomato rather then an apple.

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"clever! Never would have thought about merging an apple with a tomato! Il just be looking threw that window" she said pointing at a window by the dinning hall

 

Shade flew up to the window and looked threw it... She saw the dinning hall where the element ponies were

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Yavolin was in a night guard Uniform waiting for nightmare moon to appear but he knew he'll have to be careful because she'll believe that he works for her and he knew if it came to that he'll have to play along till he is able to free the elements of harmony.

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Discord flew up to a window, invisible.  Inside the room, Princess Celestia entered the room.  Discord watched them for a moment as they discussed what to do.

Discord heaved the tomapple and threw it straight at Celestia's head as she was talking.  She turned at the last moment and the tomapple splattered right into her face.

She coughed and spluttered.  "Waah!" she cried, wiping at her face as Discord prepared to crash through the window.

 

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Nightmare Moon shrugged and decided to go watch.  The teleported to the castle at looked up at the window as Discord flew back and flew forward, towards the window.

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As shade watched discord throw the tomapple at celestia, she bursted into laughter, then she smashed threw the window...

 

"hello everypony! Were here to finally take over canterlot!... Not that you have a say in it celestia... Oh, you have something all over your face... Hahaha"

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Discord crashed through the window at the same moment Shade did.  "Hello, everypony!"

Celestia looked at both of them, both furious, horrified, and confused at the same time.  Nightmare Moon flew up to the window and looked inside.  When she saw Celestia she fell back and almost lost control of her flight in laughter.  When Discord heard it he couldn't help but fall to the floor laughing as well.

"Oh my Celestia!  The look of your face! Bahahaha!  You have no idea!  Aahahaha.  I can't breathe!  It hurts!" he laughed, clutching at his side.

 

(I don't know about you, but I found this post hilarious.)

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shade was laughing her head off with discord...

"this is just priceless! Priceless!!! Bwahahahahahaha!"

 

Shade got back up on her hooves

"and you said that chaos is bad and not fun... But this is just... Hahahaha"

 

( I think this is the funniest moment we've had in the RP!)

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Lightning Dancer started to laugh.  Mystical was about to shoot her a dirty look but she started to snicker as well.  Rose Petal and North Arrow exchanged a look.  Angel Feather stared at Mystical in surprise.  Electro Dash giggled.  Bright Spark sighed.  Metal Head rolled his eyes.

Princess Celestia sighed.

Discord pulled himself off the floor and grabbed Celestia by the shoulders.  "You were so close!  You almost killed me!  I couldn't breathe!"

"You threw a tomato at me."

"A tomato?  You have very little imagination, Tia."

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"hahaha! Well, what should we do next? Hide the elements and imprison the ponies? I have an idea that involves the hedge maze! Oh wait... I turned the hedge maze into a poison joke maze... But I guess it's still fun when there's poison joke everywhere... Hahaha... Or should I turn it into poison oak? Nah jokes are much more fun!"

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"Ooh!" Discord said, letting go of Celestia, causing her to drop to the floor.  "Poison joke please!  That'll be absolutely hilarious!"

Celestia wiped of her face.  "For a moment it was all okay," she sighed.

Discord looked back at her.  "Oh please!   I made it hilarious here!"

"That's the point.  If you all could just...stop trying to take over Equestria and live with us in har-both harmony and chaos...maybe it would be alright."

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Shade made a blue ball appear infront of her

"oh pleas celestia, we all know how much you hate discord and I... In fact discord cares about me" said shade fluttering her eyes trying to annoy discord...

 

" but right now"

 

Shade threw the ball at celestia, the ball exploded into blue powder...

 

"insta poison joke ball!!! What do ya think about that discord? Cool right?"

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"Shut up, Shade!" Discord said instantly.  He watched the blue powder cover Celestia and seem to sink into her.  She stared at herself for a moment.  Then her legs started to shorten.

"Woah!" she cried.

Discord laughed.  "You're so...short!" he laughed.

Celestia stared up at him, having to tilt her head up even higher then before.  She was shorter then the average adult pony now.  "You can't be serious, right."

"You were abnormally tall, dude.  Now no pony can look up to you," he snickered.  "they can only look down on you."

"Well, you...you...Shade, wouldn't it be hilarious if you used a poison joke on Discord?"

 

(I couldn't think of anything else.  It works though!)

Edited January 1, 2013 by Feather Gem

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"hm... Use it on discord you say? Very funny..."

 

Shade made another ball appear and threw it at the element ponies... Giving them poison joke affects

 

(only use them if there's something inportent going on... Otherwise just have them in the background)

 

Shade made more balls appear and gave them to discord... "have some fun discord!"

 

* I wonder what would happen if I get poisoned joked? *

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Discord laughed and looked out the window.  He tossed one at a royal guard.  And at another.  And another.

He turned to look at the elements.  He noticed Angel Feather's horn had gone all floppy.  He raised an eyebrow.  Hmm?

Celestia went towards Shade.  "Go on Shade!  Do it!  Think about it!  He'll love it!  He'll absolutely love it if you do it to him!" she said.

Discord stared at Angel Feather as she slowly touched her horn and gave a screech in terror.

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"since when did you get fun celestia?"

 

Shade made 2 more balls appear

"hey discord! Catch!"

 

Shade tosed one of the balls over to discord.

 

"celestia all of a sudden became fun! Shall we? Don't worry, I can make a ball appear that cures poison joke... Ready?"

 

Shade threw her ball at discord

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Discord caught the ball, still watching Angel.  He slowly turned to Shade as the ball was flying towards him.  "What am I supposed to do?"

The ball exploded into him.  When the dust cleared, Discord was staring at his hooves.  "Great Celestia!" he said in surprise.  He looked at his pony body.  "What."

Celestia started to laugh.  Discord looked up at Shade, grinned and threw his poison joke ball at her.

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When the poison joke ball hit shade... The dust cleared out and... Nothing happened...

 

Shade looked at herself... And she didn't see anything different... " dose poison joke even effect changeling? Because changeling can change there voice, there body, and practically anything" shade tried to change herself...

 

"what? That's odd"

 

Shade squeezed her face trying to change...

 

" T_T "

 

"so I can't change... Hahaha... A changeling who can't change"

 

Shade made two pink balls appear...

"ok... If you have had enough with this here you go"

 

Shade tossed one ball to discord

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He caught it.  He swung his tail.  "Urgh.  How you you use your tails for hitting ponies?"

"We don't," Celestia said.

"No wonder you're all losers.  And," Discord stood on his hind legs and tried stepping forward, falling back onto his front legs.  "You can't even walk on twos," he said, crushing the ball into his chest and changing back in his dracquoneous form.

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Yavolin was watching from the outside he wanted to make sure that he got a clear shot at Discord with his spear , he threw a fake spear which he made sure will detonate once shade turned it into something else. Yavolin waited for shade to take the bait.

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Shade crushed the ball on herself...

 

"Well... Ponies can use it as a small whip"

Shade whipped her tail...

 

" but it dosnt do anything"

 

Shade shook the dust off and tried to change... She changed back to her changeling forum then back to her pony forum...

 

"Oh good... Change is good!"

 

Then shade notesed a spear heading towards her.. She claped her hooves and turned the spear into chocolat milk

"Oh yavolin, you just won't learn"

 

Shade made a poison joke ball appear preparing to throw it if yavolin attacked

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Yavolin pressed the button making the trap explode, Yavolin hoped that the trap will work despite it being turned into chocolate rain. He also hoped that shade and Discord would be caught in the blast , but he wasn't counting on the other ponies getting hurt.

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Discord was knocked to the ground by the explosion.  He caught himself with his paw and talon on the floor.  Celestia ducked her head and covered it with her hooves.  North Arrow and Rose Petal, who were closer to the explosion, threw themselves to the floor.

Discord rose his paw to his left ear in confusion.  He twitched it, hearing nothing but a buzzing from it. 

Nightmare Moon rose her head interestedly.  She looked over at the pony who threw the trick spear.

 

(I may have got that idea from The Hunger Games)

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Shade was knocked away quite a distance... She smacked into a wall, she fell to tge ground very dizzy... "what was that? I thought I turned it into chocolat milk..."

 

Shade looked at nightmare moon...

Then got up and changed into her changeling forum...

 

She flew over to nightmare moon and...

 

"alright yavolin, where are you? Come out or you can say goodbye to your foal"