open A Murderer in the Morgue, A Cannibal at the Candy Store

[Honestly2awesome 24]

GRIMDARK. HORROR. GORE. Not for the faint of heart. Get the rules and sign up at the ooc forum. I'm my OP(s).

http://mlpforums.com/topic/45640-a-murderer-in-the-morgue-a-cannibal-at-the-candy-store/#entry1079002

Have fun my little murderers and pychopaths. And be weary of those you thought you could trust. They might just stab you in the back. Or mutilated you while you sleep in your bed. WELCOME....TO PONYVILLE!!!!!

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A grey pony watched the others from his window.

If they knew...

He turned, before putting his long dark red hair in a scrunchy, and going to his basement.

He stared at his work. He was almost done with it. Just one more thing...

"H-help me...s-someone ...." said his... art.

So pretty... and red.

Edited January 13, 2013 by Honestly2awesome

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(Teal= Douche Baggerson) (Medium Blue=Typhoon Swirl)

Douche Baggerson was entering a small town called "Ponyville" where he found himself bored out of his mind at the quietness of the town.

"*Yawn*" went Douche. "This town is boring. Hey. You!" Douche was pointing to a nearby blue stallion. "Where the buck's the nearest club around here?" Douche swept cities from Manehattan to Fillydelphia for clubs, and so far he's been unsatisfied with the lack of insanely loud raves, but the amount of mares he found was very pleasing.

Typhoon Swirl was about to enter Sugarcube Corner when he heard commotion that seemed directed at him. Digressing from his previous engagement, he gave the stallion his attention. Looking at Douche, he said: "What?!"

((Please link the OOC topic to this thread))

Edited January 13, 2013 by Azurepony4269

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A shrill cry sounded in the basement.

"Oh dear, my sweet Sugarlumps, you should have never taken that flower..." said List, digging his scalpel deeper into the poor pony.

She sobbed, the life leaving her eyes.

Finally, it was done.

As he cleaned up, he got a thought.

'I need an apprentice ....'

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((On my phone so no colored text))

"What, are you buckin' deaf?" Douche asked. "Ah said, WHERE'S THE NEAREST BUCKIN' CLUB."

"Hey, bro, what's your deal?" Typhoon asked

"My deal is that there ain't no club 'round 'questria that pleases this beast!" Douche gloated, gesturing to himself.

"Shut the buck up." Typhoon said

"Nigga plox!" Douche said. "You're just a lil' bitch, filly. Go suck a fat one while I buck yo' motha'!"

"Fuck you."

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((On my phone so no colored text))"What, are you buckin' deaf?" Douche asked. "Ah said, WHERE'S THE NEAREST BUCKIN' CLUB.""Hey, bro, what's your deal?" Typhoon asked"My deal is that there ain't no club 'round 'questria that pleases this beast!" Douche gloated, gesturing to himself."Shut the buck up." Typhoon said"Nigga plox!" Douche said. "You're just a lil' bitch, filly. Go suck a fat one while I buck yo' motha'!""Fuck you."

List stepped outside, just in time to see his neighbour argue with... a new pony.

"Typhoon. Why are you and ...this... arguing?" he said with fake concern.

It wasn't as though he really did care...

"I hate it when they act like little colts ..." said a whispy voice.

It was Alia, appearing from nowhere, as always.

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"Th' buck you mean by, 'this'?" Douche said "You bitchin' at me too, bro?"

Typhoon looked at Douche and said "That's enough outta' you," Typhoon grabbed Douche and flew a bit up.

"Yo, ay, the fuck you doin', man?" Douche struggled to break from Typhoon's grasp. "You gonna buckin' rape me?"

Flying higher, Typhoon said to Douche :"You wanna see the nearest club? I'll take you there." At high speed, Typhoon gave Douche a ride to the Lunar plaza, and threw him three feet from the ground, leaving him on his flank.

"Sorry to keep you waiting," Typhoon said "What was that you said?"

Edited January 14, 2013 by Azurepony4269

[Honestly2awesome 24]

"Th' buck you mean by, 'this'?" Douche said "You bitchin' at me too, bro?"

Typhoon looked at Douche and said "That's enough outta' you," Typhoon grabbed Douche and flew a bit up.

"Yo, ay, the fuck you doin', man?" Douche struggled to break from Typhoon's grasp. "You gonna buckin' rape me?"

Flying higher, Typhoon said to Douche :"You wanna see the nearest club? I'll take you there." At high speed, Typhoon gave Douche a ride to the Lunar plaza, and threw him three feet from the ground, leaving him on his flank.

"Sorry to keep you waiting," Typhoon said "What was that you said?"

List watched quietly, ignoring Alia.

"Liiisssyyy..." she said, poking List.

"Shush now, this is interesting..." he said, as his neighbour came back.

"Tsk. Mkay. " she said, before fading through a nearby wall.

As his neighbour asked him what he said, he grew curious about the new pony...

"I believe i asked what the argument was about. But i can tell by the arrogance and.. rudeness of that other pony why..."

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"Yea. What a douchebag..." Typhoon said with unintended irony "Sorry to say, but I can't really hang out right now. Gotta go to Sugarcube corner now, and afterwards a list of other shops for an upcoming party my friends and I are planning. So I guess see you around, List."

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"Well, have fun with that. And don't forget that Pinkie will want everything to do with your party." said List, before returning to his home.

"He's cute." said Alia, sitting in an armchair.

"If you say so..." List said, fixing himself a cup pf tea.

"Buuuttt i know who youuuu like~" Cooed Alia, giggling.

"Oh really." They had this discussion too many times...

"He's the stallion you covered the basement with pictures of~"

"And who is that?"

"B-" started Alia before being interrupted by the doorbell.

"Now who could that be..."