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(okay, who put the rp on "stall"?)

 

(I'll help move us along. Besides, I just thought of something.... *devious smile* XD)

 

As they sailed through the clouds, Silver, intent on holding the weight of the chariot, had some thoughts began to cross his mind... and they materialized in a song form he felt he needed to sing.. "What do Manticores dream of... when they take a little manty snooze? Do they dream of mauling Zecora? Or Photo Finish in that Cat-Filly suit...?~"

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(sorry, had to eat dinner)

 

(Im waiting for anypony to say what happens when we reach Canterlot lol Im not gonna control this)

 

Derpy turned to Static with a sly grin on her face. "So, Static... Have you ever considered being a father?"

Ten turned to Static with a questioning look in his eyes.


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"Well yeah, conidering all the mares you 'entertained' last night, you probably got at least one preggo." Derpy was half serious, she had seen Static with a lot of mares last night, but she stretched the truth a little to mess with him. "You must have slept with half of Canterlot! It wa insane! Shame you couldn't remember it though." She barely managed to hold a straight face.

 

Power Ten was staring dumbfounded at Static. <great, he gets every mare in canterlot and I get hitched... Well, she's likeable enough... Not bad looking either.>


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Now realizing just how incredibly drunk they must have been, Silverwisp nervously turned to Derpy. "So, uh... Derpy. Would you, erm... happen to remember what I might have done---I mean, what me and Nightwing have done? Seeing as how we now know some of what Static and Power were doing..."

 

 

(I wont be able to use yellow text, I have to switch to my ipod to write now)

 

(Gotcha.)

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Derpy: "oh, well silver, you spent most of the night parading around yelling 'I AM CORNHOLIO! I need TP for my bunghole.' then you stole Power Ten's wedding band and declared yourself King Ringhorn, mac daddy of all ponies." derpy had to take a second to laugh her ass off. Once she regained composure she continued, "and nightwing, you were so piss drunk that all you could do was ask ponies if they wanted to see your dragon. Eventually you preached me and Ten's wedding. It was hard to tell what you were saying though, you were slurring every word!"

 

Power Ten: he just sat there laughing his ass off until the wedding was mentioned. "we, um, should probably get a divorce. Considering I barely know you and we were all piss drunk last night."


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Silver blanched and the chariot's altitude dropped a couple of feet as his focus shattered, but he caught it again a second later. "Ah. I ran about raving like an imbecilic buffoon. Marvelous." his Canterlot upbringing was creeping back into his voice, reverting as it usually did whenever he was upset. "...I really need a face-changing spell now..." he sincerely hoped such a thing existed.

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As the group was approaching canterlot, derpy spoke up. "we should probably stop on the outskirts of town to avoid attention. Over there!" she pointed to the roof of a club that was pretty well hidden.


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"Good... idea...!" Silver grimaced with gritted teeth, struggling to keep the chariot afloat. "Urk...! Hey, Static...? Brace yourself. GOING DOWN!" His hold on his spell broke, and chariot of six ponies began plummeting fast.

 

(Smokey Splash IS still with us, isn't she?)

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Static looked where she pointed and landed on the roof rather roughly as the wieght increased greatly, he unhitched from the chariot and joined the others, "So Derpy, where to first?" he asked, still slightly shocked, and disappointed, that he couldnt remember at what he did at all last night...

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Derpy realized what was happening and she jumped out of the chariot to help Static keep them under control (she's a strong flyer from carrying packages everywhere)

 

Power Ten was completely out of his element as they plummeted towards the club roof. "I really wish I could fly right now!" he yelled to silver.

 

(dammit, iPod, taking too long o type! Ignore the previous post until I can edit it away)

 

"first, we check out this club. We visited this place when we first got to here last night"

she made her way to the roof entrance.

(somepony else be the clubgoers, I'm too lazy. Also, smokey is with us, but she won't be mentioned unless she logs on and wants to do this.)

 

"first, we check out this club. We visited this place when we first got to here last night"

she made her way to the roof entrance.

(somepony else be the clubgoers, I'm too lazy. Also, smokey is with us, but she won't be mentioned unless she logs on and wants to do this.)

 

(doublepost... Dammit iPod)


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The club, called Days and Nights, was thumping with loud music, and was filled with many ponies dancing, drinking, and gambling to their hearts content. Static looked around the dim club, his gaze went to the dancefloor, where many gorgeous mares were dancing, some of them saw Static and their eyes went wide and smiles on their faces, they then began to mutter amongst themselves, saying things such as "Its him!" and "Didnt I tell you I wasnt lying?", Static saw the glances and shuddered, the thought of him 'meeting' these mares last night making him even more disappointed that he couldnt remember. "Dang... why cant I remember ANYTHING from last night? They certainly look like THEY remember!"


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"go get 'em tiger" snorted a bemused Power Ten.

 

Derpy looked over at the ring on her wing. <this is rediculous! Why haven't I taken this off yet? But he is still wearing his, I don't want him to take it the wring way!> unbeknownst to her, Ten was thinking the same thing.


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"give it a go, by all means. I'll be your wingpony" chuckled Ten as he slipped the ring off of his wing, promting Derpy to remove hers as well. Ten followed Static over to the dance floor and procured a pair of sunglasses from out of nowhere and slipped them on, offering another pair to Static.


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Static didnt take the sunglasses, the club was dimly lit enough, he approached the mares, who were all giggling together and smiling at Static as he and Ten approached, "Uh... hey ladies" he said, he could not tear his eyes away from them, not even for a moment as his eyes switched to each mare, Dear lord... I must've rocked last night!...

 

(Someone else play the mares, It is too much for me to type lol)


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