DA MOST SADEST STORIE EVAR

[Moog the Kvlt 1,460]

Dere wuz a boi n he tewk a gurl out 4 a date

And den da girl askz da boi if he cun be her boifriend

Da boi tells her no and den da gurl died of diabeetus

And den a ring falls out of da boi'z pocket

And den he shout outz

"I wuznt gunna be ur boifriend I wuz gunna be ur husband"

Edited March 17, 2013 by Moogeon (#YIFF)

[Champion RD92 8,658]

he was a sk8er boi she said cya l8er boi

[Shiki 5,856]

This doesn't even compare to the shit I used to write and post, here.

[Standard User 2,127]

I'll own up to it:

 

I cried. Manly tears were shed.

[Betez 1,734]

Mah keebored just sh0rt sercided from all dateers I just sHed