Harmonic Revelations 8,835 May 2, 2013 #1 Share May 2, 2013 I have decided that to spare the creatures of the world as well as "Most" of the plants, I have decided to sustain myself on a diet made entirely out of fire-axes. Pictured: Delicious 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 May 2, 2013 #2 Share May 2, 2013 That sounds fine and dandy, but how will you fulfill your daily lard intake requirement as a Fireaxetarian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Soldier 2,044 May 2, 2013 #3 Share May 2, 2013 Is it sweet as dessert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 May 2, 2013 Author #4 Share May 2, 2013 On 2013-05-02 at 10:51 PM, Chainsaw Bouffant said: That sounds fine and dandy, but how will you fulfill your daily lard intake requirement as a Fireaxetarian? Are you implying that I'm fat? On 2013-05-02 at 10:53 PM, Psyche Clops said: Is it sweet as dessert? Yes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Soldier 2,044 May 2, 2013 #5 Share May 2, 2013 On 2013-05-02 at 10:58 PM, Harmonic Revelations said: Yes. Then I approve this -tarian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 May 2, 2013 #6 Share May 2, 2013 On 2013-05-02 at 10:58 PM, Harmonic Revelations said: Are you implying that I'm fat? No, but as a Meatetarian I believe a person needs to eat foods in at least two of the following food groups each day: Lard, bacon, BBQ, burrito, chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 May 2, 2013 Author #7 Share May 2, 2013 On 2013-05-02 at 11:00 PM, Chainsaw Bouffant said: No, but as a Meatetarian I believe a person needs to eat foods in at least two of the following food groups each day: Lard, bacon, BBQ, burrito, chicken. I love meat, but I hate burritos. Explain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 May 2, 2013 #8 Share May 2, 2013 On 2013-05-02 at 11:02 PM, Harmonic Revelations said: I love meat, but I hate burritos. Explain That's why the meatetarian diet has many food groups, many more than what I listed. If you hate burritos, get your daily Ham intake instead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 May 2, 2013 Author #9 Share May 2, 2013 On 2013-05-02 at 11:03 PM, Chainsaw Bouffant said: That's why the meatetarian diet has many food groups, many more than what I listed. If you hate burritos, get your daily Ham intake instead! I love ham and everything else you listed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betez 1,734 May 2, 2013 #10 Share May 2, 2013 That looks more like a fire hatchet My OC Stay pony my friends"And ALWAYS remember...to never forget." - Someone who I'm sure has said this before I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendship_Cannon 1,676 May 2, 2013 #11 Share May 2, 2013 I wanna say this carefully, so... THAT IS A GREAT IDEA! I got told eating a lot of iron is good, that´s why I was supposed to always eat the spinach, but that must be a much easier way... And wood? Oh sweet Celestia, I was about to make a very inappropriate joke... Signature made by the amazing ~Harmonic Dreams~ On 2013-09-02 at 10:41 AM, Spess said: I always pictured you as a cross between Demoman and Pinkie Pie for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 May 3, 2013 Author #12 Share May 3, 2013 On 2013-05-02 at 11:12 PM, Friendship_Cannon said: I wanna say this carefully, so... THAT IS A GREAT IDEA! I got told eating a lot of iron is good, that´s why I was supposed to always eat the spinach, but that must be a much easier way... And wood? Oh sweet Celestia, I was about to make a very inappropriate joke... Plus, it makes food fights that much more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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