Do you want laser eyes?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Then sign this legit contract and you can start obliterating your opponents with no consequences.

 

 

 

[Hypereddie 56]

There I signed it.

 

 

Now give me my lazer eyes

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

There I signed it.

 

 

Now give me my lazer eyes

Halmarnic has signed it?

Edited May 8, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

I have no need of laser eyes, however, I would like to voice my approval of this contract, as the Spirit of all Things Sexy. 

 

 

Undying Loyalty to Harmonic Dictates that she may: Control your body, control your property, read your mind, manipulate your mind, you will voluntarily obey her, and never doubt that she is the sexiest person ever. Any violation of this contract will be met with severe penalty.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

In an attempt to find some witty way of denying your contract, I have found the filed US patent for exercising your cat by having it follow a laser dot.

 

http://www.google.com/patents/US5443036

[The Soldier 2,043]

Bitch, please!

 

I am Psyche Clops. I already have laser vision!

[Callisto 1,874]

Fine. Here.

 

Now give me laser eyes.

[Sazama Ichida 2,354]

That'd be awesome. I might vaporize my contact lenses though...^^" But I'd use them to cook my own food and make a grilled cheese sandwich anytime I wanted! =D

 

EDIT: Oh wait...We're talking about something as powerful as Darksied's Omega Beams aren't we? It'd still be cool though. I'd become a super hero with them! =D

Edited May 11, 2013 by Asbel Lhant

[Shift 4,271]

 

 

There. Now can I have my laser eyes?