Ryan Seacrest Investigation

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

 Hello, forums. As some of you know, Ryan Seacrest has died of SRC (Spontaneous Rainbow Combustion) I have reason to believe that it wasn't an accident. Here is my evidence.

 

 I arrived on the scene and found a confetti cannon that had Neil Patrick Harris's DNA on it. What's more, there was an eye witness.

 

We had them compile a composite sketch of the suspect.

 

They came up with this:

 

You know who looks like a Garden Gnome?

 

Neil Patrick Harris, that's who looks like a Garden Gnome. Look at those ears.

 

I mean, seriously.

 

 

He is clearly the culprit.

 

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Edited May 24, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Shiki 5,856]

ur jus jellus cuz hes a better playa than u

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

But Ryan Seacrest isn't dead, those rainbows just gave him completely harmless brain damage.

At least that's what I heard.

Edited May 26, 2013 by Solar-Karma

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

But Ryan Seacrest isn't dead, those rainbows just gave him completely harmless brain damage.

At least that's what I heard.

What he currently exists as cannot be called "living".

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

What he currently exists as cannot be called "living".

But not dead either hmmm?