Harmonic Revelations 8,837 June 16, 2013 Share June 16, 2013 (edited) Need to prepare a large family dinner? Need to dispose of a troublesome corpse? I have the answer to both in my new book: NomNomNomicon: Delicious Treats Made from the Deceased In this exciting new cookbook, you can learn to cook meals using only the corpses that the average person has lying around their garage! Don't take my word for it, just take the word of my satisfied customers: "I needed a way to get the rotting corpse of my neighbor out of my garage, and your clammy creamed creature is to DIE for, 10/10" "I had no money to plan for a funeral. A friend recommended a large feast, but I had nothing to serve, that is, until I read your book, which took care of BOTH of my problems. Thanks, Harmy!" "I at first had my doubts about the legitimacy of cooking with the damned, but finally I have come to understand that these delicious treats are great for everyone, even the kids!" "My Cousin was on the way to visit, but I had trouble, he was a police officer. Good Ol' George just being sat up in his wheelchair worked for a while, but the smell really started to get to me, but with your amazing recipe, I was able to get rid of the smell and feed the whole family!" Available in stores near you! Edited June 16, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowShine 86 June 16, 2013 Share June 16, 2013 uhhhh what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi 1,309 June 16, 2013 Share June 16, 2013 I think this is the only way I can react. Take Me Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 June 16, 2013 Author Share June 16, 2013 uhhhh what You can't resist. You can try, but you will fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowShine 86 June 16, 2013 Share June 16, 2013 You can't resist. You can try, but you will fail. I honestly don't know what to say, other than please send me a copy in case i need it someday in the future. and actually i need it now.... do you have recipes for a 300+ lbs person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not 72 June 16, 2013 Share June 16, 2013 NomNomNomicon... quite possibly the best book title in the history of books. Well, I must be off to the local bookstore. I have a basement to clean out and a family dinner to prepare, so I've got to hurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 June 16, 2013 Share June 16, 2013 I already own the book. Here's what it looks like. 2 Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 June 16, 2013 Share June 16, 2013 10/10 would read again. Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 June 18, 2013 Author Share June 18, 2013 (edited) 10/10 would read again. Thank you. I hope I helped you out, after all, when the economy is rough, quality cooking can be tough. Edited June 18, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye42 59 June 27, 2013 Share June 27, 2013 (edited) I DO need a way to rid of the pleanty of dead foals that litter my house... I'll buy 10 copies. And make it Extreame Delivering. BTW are there any cupcake recipes?... Edited June 27, 2013 by Skye42 Some ponies, just wanna watch the world BURN DERP My oc's are in my profile here: http://mlpforums.com/user/17043-skye42/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi 1,309 June 27, 2013 Share June 27, 2013 I DO need a way to rid of the pleanty of dead foals that litter my house... I'll buy 10 copies. And make it Extreame Delivering. BTW are there any cupcake recipes?... Take Me Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 June 28, 2013 Author Share June 28, 2013 I DO need a way to rid of the pleanty of dead foals that litter my house... I'll buy 10 copies. And make it Extreame Delivering. BTW are there any cupcake recipes?... Yes, the Rainbow cupcakes are to die for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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