Greetings, fellow villains.

[SBaby 660]

That's right. Straight from the Big Business Association for the Criminally Incompetent, SBaby is here.

 

And I have to admit, I never thought I'd find myself here. As you can see, I still don't even know how to get my signature or avatar to work... yet... That's how new I am right now. Anyway, I saw a video of Fluttershy going insane on youtube, and that was kind of the catalyst for me eventually becoming one of the few, the proud, the Bronies. And I'm allowed to use that analogy, because my dad was in the Marines for 20 years. Yes, folks. The Brony cult has started to spread to military and former military families. Even people on the news are admitting to being Bronies.

 

Anyway, back to the story. SBaby originally was found in a strange meteorite-like ship that crash-landed on Earth some time in the early 80s. After several failed attempts at taking over the world, he settled down in Wisconsin, where he rediscovered his Brony heritage that stemmed from about 1986. 1986 was also the year he was watching He-Man and She-Ra, so you can imagine how conflicted he was. It was about that time that he met a girl named Sarah, who I'm pretty sure was the inspiration for Ed, Edd, and Eddy's Sarah.

 

Fast forward several years, and many failed attempts at enslaving the Earth with robotic squirrels that shoot laser beams, and push and eat Macaroni in a tube, and we get to about the present. Now he's a Brony... again. So yeah. Big fan of MLP:FIM, hopefully my fics and humor will be appreciated by the more veteran members of this site.

Edited October 27, 2011 by SBaby

[Apple Bloom 2,933]

Welcome to the forums fellow... alien brony. You seem like quite the imaginative type. I look forward to seeing your fics.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Hello hello. *sees topic title* Aww but I don't want to be a villain.

[Tyroq 344]

...Big fan of MLP:FIF, hopefully my fics and humor will be appreciated by the more veteran members of this site.

 

So I'm curious what the FIF stands for. Friendship is Freaky? Friendship is Friendly? Friendship is Fantastic?

 

Also, your signature is awesome. You know why it's awesome? Because I know who said it. He's an awesome writer, game reviewer, and I love the way he trolls the commentors in his articles. So I guess this means you're also familiar with the "Deploy Pony Ordinance" thread?

 

Anyway, welcome! And I'm ok with being called a villain, perhaps more in the Gru sense though.

[SBaby 660]

So I'm curious what the FIF stands for. Friendship is Freaky? Friendship is Friendly? Friendship is Fantastic?

 

Also, your signature is awesome. You know why it's awesome? Because I know who said it. He's an awesome writer, game reviewer, and I love the way he trolls the commentors in his articles. So I guess this means you're also familiar with the "Deploy Pony Ordinance" thread?

 

Anyway, welcome! And I'm ok with being called a villain, perhaps more in the Gru sense though.

 

Yeah, I meant FIM, not FIF. I noticed it after I already posted. That's why I'm getting a USB keyboard as soon as possible.

Edited October 27, 2011 by SBaby