Ask A Pony Who Is Better Than You

[Standard User 2,127]

 

Hi, people of...wherever the hell this is. Oh, and hello to you freaky horse things. Handsome Jack here.

 

...what? Whaddya mean I'm I've turned into horse?! Are those-- are those hooves?! Oh, for the love of-- man, Eridium sucks.

 

So...hey, freaky horse-things. Looks like I'm one of you now. Heh...hehehe. Ain't that awkward. Must be a side effect of being near Eridium for too long.

 

Anyway, this isn't a problem that my ridiculous wealth and mountains of resources can't solve. So while the boys are working on turning me back into my awesome self, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to answer a few questions you people might have.

 

You can ask questions to, you mutant, talking horses.

 

 

[i was gonna post an AaP with a human Handsome Jack, but that seemed...wrong. Figures there is one good picture of a ponified Handsome Jack around. Oh, and no guarantees that language won't be a problem later on.]

[Also, for those who don't know: Handsome Jack is a dick. Please don't get offended by anything said here. It's just a roleplay.]

Edited August 15, 2013 by Handsome Jack

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

Someone better than me?

 

What is the point of asking somebody who doesn't exist?

*Smug face*

 

 

In all seriousness, why do they call you Handsome Jack?

Edited August 15, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Standard User 2,127]

Someone better than me?

 

What is the point of asking somebody who doesn't exist?

*Smug face*

 

 

I don't like this one. Can we get someone with an uglier mug to ask questions? ...what? This is the ugliest guy you could find?

 

Well geez, buddy, congrats on accomplishing something, I suppose.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

I don't like this one. Can we get someone with an uglier mug to ask questions? ...what? This is the ugliest guy you could find?

 

Well geez, buddy, congrats on accomplishing something, I suppose.

An uglier mug.

[Standard User 2,127]

An uglier mug.

-snip-

 

I change my mind: this one is witty.

 

*whispers* Put him on the "Kill Soon" list. Witty people annoy me.

[Swick (ded) 436]

 

Snip

You didn't answer Harmonic's question. WHY DO THEY CALL YOU HANDSOME JACK.

[Standard User 2,127]

You didn't answer Harmonic's question. WHY DO THEY CALL YOU HANDSOME JACK.

 

Because when you have such an intelligent, cultured, moral, honorable, ambitious, and good looking leader, you need to call him something that reflects all of his traits. Right?

 

Oh, and dignified. Can't forget that.

Edited September 15, 2013 by Handsome Jack

[Valynne 2,740]

Blizzard:

 

What's your favorite food?

 

What is your cutie mark?

 

What is your favorite colour?

 

What is your favorite character?

 

What is your most deepest fear?