Harmonic Revelations 8,835 August 16, 2013 Share August 16, 2013 (edited) For a long time, I've been doing something very immoral, and I think it's time to come clean about it. Sometimes, when I go to a restaurant, I take an entire handful of those free straws they have. ;_; I'm so sorry! I know you're only supposed to take one, but they're...they're pretty! Please forgive me, forums. Edited August 16, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderchild 875 August 16, 2013 Share August 16, 2013 Forgiveness can only be earned by you constructing a pony out of the thousands of straws you must have by now, then posting a picture here of said pony. Redemption awaits-get building. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone 873 August 16, 2013 Share August 16, 2013 You lowly pathetic piece of filth! Only the horrid degenerates of society would take more than one straw! You....knave! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockymoo 2,137 August 16, 2013 Share August 16, 2013 I have a confession too. Sometimes, when I'm digging through the refrigerator and I see a doggy-bag or leftovers container with someone else's name on it, I'm so hungry that I eat it anyway. I'm hellbound, I know. 2 On 10/13/2013 at 6:59 PM, little gamie said: I'm fresh in school Hey, you. You should fill out my Johari Window if you're bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderchild 875 August 16, 2013 Share August 16, 2013 I have a confession too. Sometimes, when I'm digging through the refrigerator and I see a doggy-bag or leftovers container with someone else's name on it, I'm so hungry that I eat it anyway. I'm hellbound, I know. Nah. That's just being thrifty. Nothing like nicking straws. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,658 August 16, 2013 Share August 16, 2013 No offense, but your threads are getting less and less funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AS41 100 August 16, 2013 Share August 16, 2013 Sometimes when I go to a restaurant, I don't take the salt shakers and little plates/bowls. I only wish I had more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 August 16, 2013 Share August 16, 2013 For a long time, I've been doing something very immoral, and I think it's time to come clean about it. Sometimes, when I go to a restaurant, I take an entire handful of those free straws they have. ;_; I'm so sorry! I know you're only supposed to take one, but they're...they're pretty! Please forgive me, forums. Don't apologize to us Harmonic, apologize to the little kid straws you stole their parents from. Think of the children. Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 August 16, 2013 Author Share August 16, 2013 (edited) No offense, but your threads are getting less and less funny That would make sense considering this one wasn't supposed to be a joke. Taking straws like that is actually very common among us poorer folk. Edited August 16, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AS41 100 August 16, 2013 Share August 16, 2013 You could just quit using straws, I hear it causes herpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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