open The Army of the Trotting Dead

[GrauWitz 1,010]

Name; Colonel Martin Bormann

Date; September 17th 1945

 

Entry #1; Discord's plan

In Discord's office, we stood in front of him, trembling in fear. The sounds of gunfire and explosions from outside surrounded us. Major Fegelein walked up to Discord's desk and spoke. 'My master', he said, 'The War is Lost, Celestia's army outnumbers us ten to one, surrender is our only option'. We remained silent. Discord stood up, but he reached for his pistol and shot Fegelein. 'THE WAR IS NOT LOST!!!', he shouted, 'EXECUTE PLAN Z!!!'.

 

Me; My Master, we told you months ago, that a plan like that is impossible!

 

Discord; Impossible? By ourselfs, yes. But with a certain ZEBRA, no.

 

Jodl; My Master, you don't mean?

 

Discord; Yes, I'm talking about the mighty Zicora Zebra. Bormann, I depend on you to capture her and bring her to me, along with her draft of the undead.

 

Me; Thank you, My Master.

 

Discord; But I warn you Bormann, if you fail, I will send you back to Germany, where The Russian army will capture you and torture you brutally. Assemble your squad and go! Goebbels! You stay here so I can discuss yer next mission!

 

 

Entry #2; Capturing of the Zebra

As we headed out to Zicora's house, we got a glimpse of the aftermath of our previous battles. Canterlot was in ruins and there were dead soldiers and ponies everywhere. Celestia's castle on the hill was still intact, but some parts of it were in flames. Cloudsdale no longer existed. Ponyville was the last remaining settlement in Equestria. The Forests were all burnt down. When we got to Zicora's house, we loaded our SMG's and rifles and got ready to breach the door. We rammed the door and came in to find an odd looking place. There were three little ponies at the door and they screamed and ran away. Zicora was shifting in her bed.

 

Zicora; Who is it?

 

Me; Zicora Zebra, you are under arrest. You are to be brought before the mighty Discord.

 

Zicora; Get out of my magical-

 

*I hold gun at her gead and pull her out of bed*

 

Me; GET UP!!! And bring your Draft of the Undead!

 

 

Date; September 18th 1945

 

Entry #3; The Betrayal

All of us were ordered to come to Canterlot Cathedral for the ceremony. This was the night. The was the ceremony that would give us what we needed to conquer Equestria. All of the soldiers were gathered in the cathedral as Discord, me, Goebbels, Göring and Zicora walked up the aisle to the altar. When we were at the alter, Discord welcomed us all and explained why we were here. Then, he and Zicora started singing in a dead language, thats when Zicora's draft started to vibrate and glow. I had my rifle pointed at Zicora so she would obey. They recited one more verse and the Draft of the Undead came flying out of the bottle. It spreaded throughout the cathedral and out through the ventilation. Thats when-

*SMASH!*

An entire battalion of zombie Ponies came crashing through the windows and started pouring into the church. I noticed that Discord had a gas mask on, so did Goebbels. But he didn't give one to me or Göring. Discord and Goebbels gave me a nasty grin. Thats when I started thinking 'Oh God, whats gonna happen?' My question was answered straight away. The soldiers in the front row started having fits and eventually turned into Zombies! Then the next row, then the row after that! The remaining soldiers tried to run, but the doors were locked. Göring started retching and he turned into Zombie too! Then, I blacked out. The last thing I heard was Discord laughing manically.

 

*2 hours later*

I was drifting in and out of consciousness, but when I was awake, I could see I was being dragged and I could hear muffled voices. When I came to, I was all groggy, but I could hear two men, Discord and Goebbels.

 

Discord; My plan was a sucess, now every dead person and pony in Equestria is now a zombie! This is chaos at it's best! Human forces will no longer be needed, but you are an exception, Goebbels, you can be trusted no matter what.

 

Goebbels; Thank you, my master!

 

Discord; I believe now is a good time to go on that mission I was talking out. Celestia and Luna will at Canterlot Castle tonight and you are to capture them! If you suceed, you will control The Army of the Trotting Dead

 

Goebbels; THANK YOU!!! What will do with this guy?

 

Discord; Dump him here. DERPY, PINKIE!!! You may feast on his flesh.

 

They dumped me into a building, where two zombie ponies were eating a body. I had been betrayed. I must exterminate this Zombie army and kill Discord and save Equestria from this terrible fate.