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Hello, everypony everyone. I seem to have descended into complete hysteria after the sudden yet strangely cathartic loss of my heart. I don't mean that in the metaphorical sense - my heart actually exploded after I came across bizarre depictions of these strange technicolor equine lifeforms on my monitor screen. Their lethal levels of neotenic charm triggered a violent eruption in my amygdala, sending out a rapid surge through my body whilst it incessantly repeated DAAAWWWW while I, in a helpless state, could only moan out a long HNNNNNNGGGGG.

 

That's how my heart exploded. True story. But I got a new one (it's purple!), so no biggie.

 

Here's a crude picture I sketched describing that experience. (All credit goes to my hand - don't sue me, mister hand)

 

 

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Anyways, after losing my heart (and mind), I decided to join the poniverse because evidently I enjoy horsing around.

 

Some facts about me; I like sundaes dipped in hot sauce, dinosaur ninjas and the letter W. My favorite food is Calculus. I have no friends on the internet because I am very shy. My favorite pony is whoever's sitting on my lap and telling me to shut up...

 

I hope to have a good time here! (And hopefully not drive others insane with my silliness.)

 

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Guest DJ Hydrolicious

Dat avatar. Anyways, welcome to the largest MLP forum on the web. And best too.

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Haha cool story.

 

Also that sketch is really good. Welcome to the forum Pop!


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"You thought you were there to guide me but you were only in my way."

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Hey don't worry, your silliness is cool! I mean, if it gets insane and almost destroys the world for some reason at some point that would be  dangerous... but anyway, welcome to the forums! *gives you pie* we've got pie, but no cake, because................ the cake is a lie, yup, it's a lie... and don't worry, here you have a friend from the internet :D because having stranger bronies as friends is amazing!

 

btw, don't we all wish to be the guy in the drawing? xD


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Eeyup... this signature was made by: @Sparkle Speed

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