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[GameytheGeemer 147]

It is my humble opinion that all cups should have a name tag so that when your drinking out of them you can see what gender of cup your drinking out of. And then when you go to drink coffee out of a male cup you can throw it at the polka dotted 7 headed alien that's been hovering outside your window all week.

[Skeleton Kin 385]

well we all know who won, Joseph Stalin the 3rd

[Frosty V 309]

Nononononon, Joseph Stalin the Third was killed in the battle over Chicago in 1645, remember? By Elvis Presley? I learned that in History class so HA!

Edited October 2, 2013 by Frosty V

[GameytheGeemer 147]

˙pılɐʌ ʎlǝʇǝldɯoɔ sı ʇuǝɯnƃɹɐ ɹnoʎ 'nɥɔɐʞıd ʎuıɥs ɐ ǝʌɐɥ I puɐ ʇɐɥ┴

˙9ㄥƖϛ uı souɐʞ ɟo ǝlʇʇɐq ǝɥʇ uı ǝʌılɐ ɯǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐǝ pǝʇɹɐʇs puɐ dn ǝsoɹ sʇuɐ ǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ pǝlıɐɟ ʎǝɥ┴ ˙dn ʇı ʍolq oʇ uns ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ssɐ ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno sǝlıssıɯ ǝɹıɟ oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ sɹnɐsouıp pǝɔuɐʌpɐ ʎllɐɔıƃolouɥɔǝʇ ǝɥʇ ʇsuıɐƃɐ uoıllǝqǝɹ ɐ pǝl ǝɥ uǝɥʍ oƃɐ sɹɐǝʎ uoıllıɯ uǝʇ pǝıp sɐʍ ǝH ˙uǝɥʇ punoɹɐ ʇ,usɐʍ ǝH 'sıʌlƎ

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

But we are all ignoring the main issue: That toasters are unicorns, and if we don't extrapolate the silkworms from the heights of the Himalayan depths, then the microwave will sing until the year Teapot!

[Skeleton Kin 385]

nonono that's not the main issue

board games are causing kids to bring rifles into colleges to shoot up the whole american government which will cause a whole economic collapse 

Edited October 2, 2013 by jorji

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Look, I'm just saying, the rock faces are almost there. They have obtained at least 2% of the nation's populace within their grasp. This signifies their desire to overthrow the Bandichicken kingdom overlords. If we are going to survive, taking down the rebellion of the internet internally is the only way to succeed in our goals of everything ever. So come on, and throw out everything that means nothing to you and dance on a hill of toasters until Nicholas Cage removes us of our sins. Only then will the potatoes save us all.

 

...

... I need to rethink what I do with my life.

[GameytheGeemer 147]

And I'm saying that the time of the feet lords has almost come upon us. Our hands will fire their fingers off of themselves in denial of their necessities for holding the giant face of our lord and savior Will Cosby. We will have to pick our friends nose with a giant misshapen pinky toe that grows out of our face, which will move to our buts.

 

To save our uncles' daughters, aunts, cousin's tire is to punch Manfred von Karma in the face.

[Frosty V 309]

Oh come on! Every one knows that Karma dude was just a burrito disguised as Arbaham Lincannon, jeez man. Now, let's get back on the REAL topic here.......KUNG FU ACTION JESUS GONZALES RICHARDO PABLO FRANCISCO ARMANDO ALBERADO BON QUEQUE THE FIFTH

[GameytheGeemer 147]

HAH, NOW YOUR THE ONE RUNNING FROM THE TRUTH. Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III is our true lord and savior. So I rest my case that dogs heads can be safely removed from their body and attatched to to the body of a killer cyborg dolphin-ape with no negative repercussions.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You're not listening to me! The issue here is with the turkeys! If they begin to manufacture disturbingly semicircular quantity surveyors, then the plunger could bacon in the park-keeper's ear! And if you don't understand my egregious point, then ABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA!

[Skeleton Kin 385]

[Enemy Stand 446]

He obviously cannot hug all those ponies, as doing so would result in the eruption of that one volcano in my backyard that is made of eggplants and has a family of giraffes harvesting wheat in it, and we all know that would be worse than that one time the controller jars rebelled against the nocturnal ceiling fans, causing the economic downfall of Candyland.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

For Monty's cabbages, please! There is a pickle on my brain stem, and it isn't going to extrapolate itself! I AM SCISSORS!

[Esk 201]

I'm wearing lipstick, who gives a damn.

I certainly won't attract a man.

I only wear it to look female.

I'm wearing lipstick that won't regale~

[dedacct6 2,591]

i wear lipstick because it smells like POTATOES

why? why potatoes? because they make vegetable carrots fruit!!!!

they make LIPBOMB!!!

Edited October 12, 2013 by TheFlightlessPegasus

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

No no no, the trousers did not aubergine there! The pencils were removing, and thus Uzbekistan spontaneously existed. Do you not cheese upon the wonderment? For tweezers!