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it was a quiet day in ponyville, Twilight Sparkle had just left sugar cube corner after buying a cake for Pinkie.


Then all of a sudden, Applejack transformed into Ganondorf and started terrorizing ponyville.


"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" pinkie screamed right before she got crushed by Ganonjack's mighty Laser shooting eyes ability


which she used to defend Sweetapple acres from the evil Foreskin ninja's two days before


Amazingly pinkie had some how gained the ability of Turbo laser regeneration. Ganonjack infuriated by this new


found power of hers decided to digivolve into Turbo Mega Ganondorf 4000 and use the power of greyskull to try


and eliminate her for good, then out of the blue came A massive horde of about 400 Foreskin ninja's, all of them weilding golden penis blades, swinging full force at megatron who had just suddenly appeared from Canterlot castle after


just having finished his interplanitary meeting with Princess Celestia, Darth Vader, Dracula, Captain Planet,


Skeletor and The Hulk


needless to say, the horde of foreskin ninja's where no match for the brute force of megatron's laser missile


falcon punch, the foreskin ninja's where forced to retreat to their ballsack dojo and report the events to the Foreskin sensei


so they could prepare for future attack.


Meenwhile back in ponyville, Ganonjack was still in enraged destroying everypony in it path


and suddenly Trixie who was secretly John Freeman saver of humens apeared out of nowhere and move her head


real fast up, she then fired the Giant space laser on the moon in the deathstar hitting Ganonjack directly in


the face killing it intasntly.


the exploded Giant Chunks of Ganonjack landed on Trixie Saver of humens and trapped her so she could not kill


"i need to kill demons !!" said Trixie. and then Trixie was a zombie.


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Uhhhhhhhhhh. That was very, ummmm... interesting?

 

I'm not too sure if there's much else to say here, so I'm going to explain how there's not much else to say here so that I reach the 100 character minimum.

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I like it. It was so random, it made me smile. And I needed that.

 

 

Uhhhhhhhhhh. That was very, ummmm... interesting?

 

I'm not too sure if there's much else to say here, so I'm going to explain how there's not much else to say here so that I reach the 100 character minimum.

 

It was meant to be a random thing to bring a smile to people's faces. It was NOT supposed to make sense in any way, shape or form.

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I like it. It was so random, it made me smile. And I needed that.

 

 

 

It was meant to be a random thing to bring a smile to people's faces. It was NOT supposed to make sense in any way, shape or form.

Whaht U Sayin,  aRE U AVIN A GIGGEL THER M8 

 

dosnt make sense what are you Craaaaaazzziiiiyyyyyy

NOOOOOOOO it make perfect sense 

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I like the part with the foreskin ninjas. Tell me, are they ninjas made of foreskin infused with sentience by Quentin Tarantino's black magic, or are they wearing outfits meant to disguise them as foreskin so that they will be able to sneak into a brit milah to assassinate the rabbi?

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