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A personal hygiene/dietary equivalent to baking soda, as advertised by anthropomorphized animals with human characteristics designed with enhanced sexual appeal.

 

Is baking soda supposed to be good for:

washing floors

polishing cars

washing hair, face, mouth, body, and vagina

deodorizing

fighting acne

aftershave

sexual lubricant (which isn't shown but certainly implied in a few of these)

laundry detergent

fertilizer

fine wine

a citrus drink

 

'cuz I'm pretty sure baking soda is used for like 5 of those tops.

But thank you for the description. I'm sure I could have come up with something if I had tried hard enough, but I was laughing too much tongue.png

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It just keeps getting more weird. Why did you post this now I'm not going to sleep tonight.

Shhh, enjoy the horror of this video. Savor your fear as furries creep up to you in your dreams, handing you their orangina. Fear them! Edited by Demirari

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Is baking soda supposed to be good for:

washing floors

polishing cars

washing hair, face, mouth, body, and vagina

deodorizing

fighting acne

aftershave

sexual lubricant (which isn't shown but certainly implied in a few of these)

laundry detergent

fertilizer

fine wine

a citrus drink

 

'cuz I'm pretty sure baking soda is used for like 5 of those tops.

But thank you for the description. I'm sure I could have come up with something if I had tried hard enough, but I was laughing too much img-2008964-1-tongue.png

 

Currently being tested as a stable pressure agent, non-toxic hypergolic propellant and a water-sealing varnish.

Warning: pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Orangina. Orangina may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Chemicals contained within Orangina may be highly hazardous, and should not be touched, inhaled or looked at.

Discontinue use of Orangina if any of the following occurs:

  • itching
  • genital itching
  • dizziness
  • tingling in extremities
  • loss of coordination
  • slurred speech
  • loss of vision
  • profuse sweating
  • heart palpitations
  • sudden thrust surges
  • POGO oscillations
  • pyrophillia
  • sudden attraction to wild animals
  • sudden attraction to dangerous wild animals
  • sudden attraction to domesticated animals

Orangina is being shipped to foreign countries and being dropped by our warplanes on our enemies.

Orangina comes with a lifetime guarantee.

 

Accept no substitutes.

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