North Korea is about to attack! (exclusive images)

[Fireworks 32]

We need to prepare, North Korea is not joking around this time! Behold the leaked images of their ultra-powerful weaponry!

 

 

 

 

Missiles

 

Infantry weapon of choice

 

Heavily armored vehicle

 

And, finally...the jets they plan to attack the United States with

 

 

 

I'm probably going to get a lot of negative replies, I know.

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Important message from the all-powerful, almighty dictator!

 

 

 

Edited November 23, 2013 by Fireworks

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum.

 

This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[Standard User 2,127]

Fun fact: this year, at Oregon Boys State (mock government for high schoolers), we passed a bill that classifies paper airplanes as Weapons of Mass Destruction after someone tried to assassinate our governor with one.

 

Good times, man. Good times...them paper airplanes are dangerous little buggers.

[Renon Strike 67]

We joke about him...but the reality of the issue hits a lot harder than we realize, especially if/when the UN gets involved.

 

http://www.latimes.com/world/worldnow/la-fg-wn-north-korea-executes-80-20131111,0,2954869.story#axzz2l2MAUNKh

Edited November 25, 2013 by Renon Strike

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Someone needs to actually make a decent Propaganda poster that doesn't satirize or parody their state of technology or political exertion, but actually conveys the ethical and economic wasteland that 16 million people suffer inside.

[Fireworks 32]

I am only making fun of the fact that they act as if they are toughest, hardest nation in the world, even though they are decades behind the rest of the world. Google image "North Korea at night".

 

I will admit they might seem a little intimidating, but all the weaponry they have, that I have seen and heard about, came from somewhere else. Recently, North Korea obtained EMPs from Russia. When I saw a picture of North Korean troops a couple weeks back, I noticed them holding AK-47s. Not only are those guns a 1940's model, but they are Russian as well, not North Korean.

 

I agree it is a tragedy for the innocent people who are literally stuck there. I was not trying to insult them, and I apologize if it seemed like I was doing so.

[GottlosMann 221]

I am only making fun of the fact that they act as if they are toughest, hardest nation in the world, even though they are decades behind the rest of the world. Google image "North Korea at night".

 

I will admit they might seem a little intimidating, but all the weaponry they have, that I have seen and heard about, came from somewhere else. Recently, North Korea obtained EMPs from Russia. When I saw a picture of North Korean troops a couple weeks back, I noticed them holding AK-47s. Not only are those guns a 1940's model, but they are Russian as well, not North Korean.

 

I agree it is a tragedy for the innocent people who are literally stuck there. I was not trying to insult them, and I apologize if it seemed like I was doing so.

If it makes you feel better, I thought it was pretty funny.

[Myek 25]

I am only making fun of the fact that they act as if they are toughest, hardest nation in the world, even though they are decades behind the rest of the world. Google image "North Korea at night".

 

I will admit they might seem a little intimidating, but all the weaponry they have, that I have seen and heard about, came from somewhere else. Recently, North Korea obtained EMPs from Russia. When I saw a picture of North Korean troops a couple weeks back, I noticed them holding AK-47s. Not only are those guns a 1940's model, but they are Russian as well, not North Korean.

 

I agree it is a tragedy for the innocent people who are literally stuck there. I was not trying to insult them, and I apologize if it seemed like I was doing so.

There is nothing wrong with the ridicule itself because it is satire of the mismanagement of the North Korean bureaucracy and not an attempt at marginalizing the suffering of the impoverished citizenry to provoke anger.

I wouldn't mind either way, to be honest.

[SharpWit 2,673]

What if North Korea's weapon supplier was Hasbro? Quick everyone! stand at the DMZ and yell "I hope no one throws any MLP figurines at me, that would be most unpleasant" FREE PONIES FOR EVERYONE!

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Sucks to be you... all shall be judged by almighty North Korea.