Cutie Mark Crusaders Cooking Show

[TwilightRules 31]

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/160059/the-cutie-mark-crusaders-cooking-show

 

Chapter 1: Demonic Sludge

 

     One sunny day in Ponyville three fillies had an idea, this idea was to make a web series on cooking.  This had possibly been the worst idea they could ever come up with as none of the children had any experience!  So they just did what they knew best, messed everything up.

     "Scootaloo turn on the computer and open Ponytube," exclaimed Sweetie Belle.  The magenta-haired filly opened the laptop and did as Sweetie Belle said.  "Alright now click record!"

     "Alright, you don't have do yell," Scootaloo replied with slight irritation.  The last filly who goes by the name Applebloom was in the corner of their clubhouse deep in thought.

     "What will we make, and how will we make it," Applebloom thought to herself, curious as to how they would pull this off.  She walked to the fridge and got out some ingredients which consisted of: various pots and pans, Chocolates, milk, eggs, hot sauce, and a bunch of "Monster" energy drink (Only celestia knows how Scootaloo's heart is still beating).

     The crusaders then gathered at the table and started the video.  "Hello Equestria, welcome to our cooking show," the crusaders said in unison.  They then immediately got to work, Applebloom cracked eggs and threw the shells into a pan, Scootaloo mixed together the milk and energy drink, and Sweetie Belle threw all of the other interesting ingredients into a pot.

     "As you can see we are all very experienced chefponies," Scootaloo said as she put all of their mixtures in one big pot.  "Now all we have to do is find a way to heat our... whatever this is!"  The crusaders hauled the pot over to their "EasyPony" oven, and they then put the pot inside.

     "Now all we have to do is flip random knobs and the magic food gods will bless our dish," Applebloom explained.  The fillies all waited for about five minutes and they opened their "oven".  They were greeted with a putrid smell and a greenish-brown liquid, but the girls were confident that it would taste delicious.  They then pulled sticks to see who would try their food which could probably be considered a chemical weapon.  Scootaloo got the shortest stick, unknowing that Applebloom and Sweetie Belle had rigged it.  When she went in for a taste she nearly threw up, the substance smelled like a skunk had bathed in grease.  Not wanting to look bad in front of the camera, Scootaloo ate some of the gunk and she immediately went for the clubhouse window.  Applebloom and Sweetie Belle winced as their friend expelled of the satanic slop.

     "Oh mah' celestia, she actually did it," said a concerned Applebloom.  Scootaloo fell on the club house floor and began to lie down, both eyes twitching.  "Ah' think we need to get her to the hospital right now!"  Sweetie Belle and Applebloom began to carry Scootaloo toward the Ponyville hospital.  Scootaloo began to mumble incoherently out of her drowsiness, and Applebloom said, "Aww, she's so cute when she needs her stomach pumped."

     "Applebloom, don't you realize that if we don't get there soon she might get worse... huh she does look cute," Sweetie Belle replied.  Soon the hospital appeared in the distance and the their pace quickened, but then the children realized that they forgot to stop recording.  Sweetie Belle clicked the button to stop recording and in the process of doing so she dropped Scootaloo on the ground.

     "Ouch..." groaned the orange filly, as she held her stomach in agony.  Scootaloo, who was still aching on the ground picked up a "Monster" energy drink and drank it all in one chug.

     "Maybe we should just leave her here she's gonna die anyways," said Applebloom looking at the friend who was in awful condition.  Sweetie Belle looked at Applebloom with a look of pure disgust.  "What you know I'm just kidding!"

     "Well now isn't the time for jokes, we need to get Scootaloo to the infirmary," replied the off-white filly.  The two nodded and dragged Scootaloo by her back hooves in though the door.  "Our friend here needs her stomach pumped because she may or may not have eaten a toxic mixture."

     The white mare at the desk gagged at the sight of the filly who had left a long trail of "Monster" energy drink behind her.  "get her over here we need to get her to the emergency room right away!"  Applebloom scooted the filly toward the stretcher and the mare took off speeding into the hospital.  Sweetie Belle grabbed the computer and began to upload the video, and Applebloom gave Sweetie Belle a nasty look.

     "What, I'm not going to let the video go to waste," Sweetie Belle said.  She then closed the laptop, content with the progress.  The two fillies sat in silence waiting for the operation to be done.  "Shouldn't we tell Scootaloo's parents about this?"

     "Nah' she can tell em later when we're not around," said Applebloom who was concerned of punishment.  "Wait who are Scootaloo's parents?"

     "I don't know, maybe they're just huge shut-ins that never go out of their house," Sweetie Belle answered.

     "So how bout' them Lakers," Applebloom asked.

     "They suck as usual," The white filly responded.  The two children decided to wait in silence from that point until Scootaloo came out of the hospital.  "You know what, I'm going to go home and bug Rarity while I wait, see ya!"

     "Goodbye, I'm going to go back to the farm," Applebloom said.  Both fillies went their separate ways as they waited for their friend to get her stomach rid of the demonic sludge.